In a famous well known London Zoo by an elephant pen.
Inside pen is "Elephant" and outside the pen is "Me".
Elephant: Bored? I am. Every day, all I do is stand around being stared at by a bunch of brainless clowns.
Me: Well, I've been dragged to this boring zoo by my "parents".
Elephant: I have people like you staring at me every day. People who've been made to come to the zoo.
Me: I know it's rubbish!
Elephant: Well thanks! That's my house you're insulting!
Me: Sorry, I never thought of it like that!
Elephant: It doesn't matter. Forget it.
Me: What's it like to be couped up? Eh?
Elephant: Rubbish!
Me: Do you wish you could get out somehow?
Elephant: Obviously!
Me: Sorry but I can't exactly slip you out under my top!
Elephant: Sad life isn't it?
Me: Go over to the gate and I'll unlatch it.
Elephant: No it doesn't matter. See you around!
