DD #32

Yo wots been goin down in ur hood?

Last nite Tez beat me at FISH and Nurses (card games).

Today we woke up to Gods wrath again. Fuck knows who's annoyed him but he's trying to drown us all about it. It was as if hundreds of people were having a 3 hour piss out of the skies on us. We got kitted up and went rumble tumble. Had 2 games of pool. Tez won both - he's good at pool. I did a class cushion shot pot out of a snooker. Terry's way better than me at pool.

Dad went 2 checkout the clubs and we kept our eyes on the girls. Then we came home, had some sarnies, a jaffa cake, a bag of quavers, a mini classic victoria sponge + a drink of pure orange.

Me n Em n Sam n Toni watched some of Ernest Goes To School - well funny - not a good film - in fact it was a stupid film - but funny. Dad + Tez went to shop n Ang did her crosswords.

Then we went swimming. It wasn't as fun as normal cuz Dad was pissed with Sam over sommet - I think it was cuz Sam twated Em 2wice in the face 4 no reason - Devil child. After swimming we came back to the caravan + got changed.

I decided I wanted a chilli 4 me tea at the cafe again but it was curry night so they didn't do chilli so I had an Ultra Mega Burger again. Tez wanted sausage n mash but ended up with Beans on Toast.

After we went round the arcades - I kept every penny I had on me in my pocket. After I bought some cinder toffee and Dad + Ang went out + me n Tez stayed in look after the girls. But they're in bed so I don't mind. Watched Bond - Octopussy - sound as.

Then I came rite this. I can't wait listen to some decent music. Every time we go the cafe they have Dido -No Angel on. Some songs I've never heard but I'm convinced I'll go home knowing every word by heart. Then there's this 1 god forsaken shitty track that they should skip. It's known as the skipping song bcuz u can't hear 1 fuckin word Dido sez cuz the CD skips so much. Sum1 musta been shagging on the CD player when it was on - I'm sure of it. I need to hear some Limp Bizkit + Eminem ripping through my head!

Also I swear if I don't get a decent nights sleep I'm going to physically collapse through exhaustion. I got 8 hr sleep max usually its only about 7. I'm fucking knackered. The only reason I'm scribbling this down is so I can look back and think what the fuck was I doing? I've got leg ache from sitting cross legged on the bed.

I can hear Tez watching the Commonwealth Games. Now I've got neck + back ache from sitting hunched over this pad like I'm Quasimodo of Notre Dame. My eyes knackered earlier from the 400 tonne of chlorine they put in the swimming baths. Now they're just 400 tonne in weight. My fucking eye lids are itching to close but the more I hold it off the more I'll appreciate it when I close them for a long time.

2mora it's supposed to be the usual expected holiday weather - u know - thunder, lightning, and 500,000 people pissing out the sky non-stop for 8 hours longer than I can sleep. We won't need to go across the swimming baths, we'll just open the window and float on out into the new sea. The torrential rain will be like 4 metres deep and Sam'll shit herself when she looks out the window and sees a whole family of 50 jellyfish gliding past.

We had Benhenge - now it'll be Ben's Ark. I'll be out gathering up the animals like 5 seconds before the 500ft wave crashes down and floods the joint.

Anyway - back to reality - I can only move this arm now, I feel paralysed from the neck down in agony so I'm going to sleep - nite.

P.S. U guessed it - I still LOVE Steph Hand - mwah

DD #31

How's it goin?

2day hasn't been as good as the other days have. It rained - understatement- by God it rained. It fuckin bucketed down on us. We were goin 2 go Rhyl but the weather resulted in us returning to camp. 

Dad + Ang bought a lovespoon and some flags for the girls + I bought some rock dummies. I still got about £45 - how goods that then?

We went swimming again and had tea in the cafe + dinner in a cafe. For dinner I had burger + chips + 4 T I had chilli con carne, rice + tortilla chips with a drink of milkshake. Sound as.

We r gonna have a seashell collecting competition 2moro if the weather brightens up.

It's gr8.

C u soon.

P.S. We're gonna play cards again l8r - wish me luck!

DD #30

I was about to go sleep but then I remembered u.

This morning me, Tez, Dad + Ang took the girls out on the buggy cars - 4x4 pedal powered cars. Then we came home + had some dinner - sarnies. Then we went up the beach.

Dad wasn't very happy cuz Sam was being a cow cause she wouldn't pick a bag of crisps so Dad just gave her Ready Salted. We paddled about 3 mile along the beach with Sam crying because she was scared because we saw like 20 jellyfish and crabs. She ran on the beach and refused to go in the sea.

Then we built Benhenge out of bricks.

We travelled back along the beach, came home, got changed and went for a swim. After swimming we came home + got changed and went the cafe for tea. I had Ultra Mega Burger + chips again, thick strawberry milkshake + a toffee & banana ice-cream sundae. Well nice.

Then we took the girls 4 a go on some rides. A girl asked me on a date for her mate. The girls went on some rides and a big inflatable slide. The ramp was like 70° for climbing up and Toni threatened to fall backwards down the rope ladder section which would've left her red with rope burn - so I carried her up and let her go, then ran back down the rope ladder - fuck didn't my feet hurt after that!

Then we came home. Tez kicked my ass at cards - I'm 2 tired. So now after all that writing - I'm going to sleep.

Nite.

P.S. I 'still' love Steph Hand - She is fit.

DD #29

I didn't write to tell u bout yesterday so I'll tell u now then write l8r to tell u bout today.

Yesterday, I had some Simpsons cereal and we went out down the beach. Made some castles and went down to the sea which was about a mile away cuz the tide was out.

Sam + Em ran in and fell over in the waves and got soaked - so they stripped and went in naked! Then we came home got dressed better and had some sarnies. 

Then we went across swimming. It was gr8. The girls behaved and me 'n' Sam went down the chute inside (water slide). Then we went the cafe again. I had an Ultra Mega Burger + chips with a big thick strawberry milkshake.

After, we had an ice-cream (I had mint choc chip) and then the girls went on the rumble tumble thing and I helped clean up on the chairs + tables. Then me n Tez had a game of pool. I won because Tez potted Black and White at the same shot. Then we got ice-lollies and I bought some glacier fruits.

Last nite Dad taught me n Tez to play 3 card brag. Gr8. I won - what's new there? Then we went bed.

P.S. It started raining as I was writing this.

P.P.S. No it's not - my bad.

DD #28

How r ya?

Last night was the last Big Brother. Jade went 1st last nite, then Alex, then Jonny, leaving Kate as the winner. Gr8. 1st girl.

Did the dishes at like 11:30pm and got pissed off with a gnat and fuckin killed it.

Got up this morning and finished gettin ready for holiday - packing my suitcase and that. Left home after packing all the stuff in the minibus. Went down Tunstall get Tez + Dad sum trainers + Tez sum boxers and a £10 top up 4 dad. I got £55 to spend - Gr8.

Drove up 2 Haven - at 1 point the bus played silly buggers but it got us here. We unpacked after doing a bit of essential shopping - cereal, milk + bread etc. the girls nagged + nagged gettin every1 mad - Gr8 start!

Then we had a look around and had a meal in a cafe - I had chicken + chips. Then we had an ice lolly/cream thing and went down the beach, built sandcastle then smashed it down, buried the girls in the sand and had a run about. After that we took the girls the park and they had a gr8 time. Weathers been gr8 and all's well.

Just had a shower + wrote this. I think I'll be going sleep soon as its 25 past 10.

I'll write 2moz.

P.S. Still fink bout Steph - she is fit.

P.P.S. Beat Terry at New Market.

PRESTHAVEN SANDS

DENBIGH D2-01

DD #27

How r u? I'm fine.

Completed FFIX earlier. I continually got my ass kicked till I worked the bollox off my team and opened a big fat can of whup ass on all the assholes. Beat Maliris 1st try, Tiamat 3rd try, Kraken 1st time, Lich the bitch about 3rd try. Fought Deathguise and beat it about 3 try, Kuja 1st try and Necron about 6th/7th try. Seen the Final Fantasy cut-scene nearly matches up to FFVII but not quite. It shows everyone happy and Zidane gets it on with Dagger. I was on the PS1 for 6 hours earlier non-stop. The fuck!?! Got loads of the cards on it. Loads of summons. Even beat Hades - sumhow! Now I got 1 thing to say: FFVIII I want you!!! I'm gone rip you to pieces you bitch.

Mum sez we can go on holiday with her Dawn & Christine to Blackpool for a week in October. No need to save money to take, no meals in the apartment. Gr8t.

Talking of holidays - in 6 days I go Presthaven Sands, smooth - I'll have £40 to take.

Me 'n' Webby are supposed to be goin see Spiderman this week - sound as - I go free!

I need write a list of stuff 2 take holiday so I'll c yo soon. I need some more clothes!

P.S. Steph Hand is still fit.

Final Fantasy VII Review

Final Fantasy 7 is a monster of a game. It is an epic adventure spread over 3 compact discs where sorcery and science collide, where friendships are lost and won, and where the actions of one man can change the course of the future.

An evil force known only as The Shinra Corporation is draining the planets life force. Cloud Strife, the ex-member of an elite selection of soldiers - now a mercenary, accepts a mission from a rebel group of eco-warriors, unaware that it will lead to every corner of the planet in his desperate bid to successfully eliminate a mass power threatening to wipeout the whole planet.

With over 120 minutes of mind blowing cinematic sequences, over 8 controllable characters, and over 100 magic powers to perfect ranging from causing brutal elemental damage to summoning raging allies to annihilate foes, Final Fantasy VII will blow you away!

The storyline will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in shock, happiness, and sadness as you progress through the biggest emotional rollercoaster on a computer system.

Awarded 10/10 by Official UK Playstation Magazine, it is a must for all hardcore gaming fans. With over 100 hours of gameplay, it will have you glued to your computer.

Forget your meals, forget your job, and forget going to bed. You won't have time. Final Fantasy 7 will be all you need.

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Rating: ★★★★★

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DD #26

The other day I elbowed the gym window through at school! They must be right cheap windows, I hardly even touched it, and boom it fucking shattered.

Then later on in the same day, Bostock battered Miss Bloore. Well fuckin' funny! He threw her sideways into the wall cuz she was blocking the doorway - she tried to wrestle him but he manhandled her - yanked the door open and knocked her backwards into the bin - what a pisser! She was like sitting in the bin!!!

Doin' ace on FF9, got FF8 for after. Trying 2 learn everyone all the abilities I can - smooth.

That's pretty much all I can think of apart from that I'm goin Presthaven Sands in 2 weeks and having my op in about 2 weeks.

Beat Nova Dragon 1st try - F.U. Webby.

DD #25

How are you?

So I beat FFVII + Sephiroth and now I'm on disc 3 of FFIX in 11 days but more about that in a minute.

Ang had a miscarriage the other day (03/07/02) although it sounds shady it's better in a way because Ang always loses her temper with Sam, Emma + Laura and they get shouted at and hit for little silly things. It would be sad to bring a baby into a world like that.

Watched Sixth Sense with Bruce Willis. That is one of the most scary films I've ever seen in the sense that it had me jump a few times. Class though.

Got kicked out of English the other day for calling Miss Heath a liar - she said I was talking when I wasn't so I said: "u dint see me talking!" She said: "Yes I did!" so I said "That's a bit hard seem as I wasn't", so she asked me if I was saying she is lying and I said "you must be seem as I wasn't talking" so she kicked me out - bitch. I spent the lesson with head of English Miss Murdoch who told me "in a situation like this I have to back my colleagues. Miss Heath is one of the most calm and considerate members of our staff" - bollox.

Brazil won the World Cup - they beat Germany 2-0 in the final.

Back to FFIX. I have had one heck of a time kicking ass with my 8 characters. Fought some great big bitching ship the other day which "apparently" is dead hard, but I beat it with two people! Zidane + Vivi and I couldn't even use black magic or summons on it. I just kept using elixirs and wacking it's ass with my weapons. Fuck you Ark.

Big Brother is funny as fuck, there's 6 people left. Tim, Alex, Johnny, PJ, Kate + Jade. I want Johnny to win.

Can't think of much else, other than that Steph Hand is fit and it's nearly 1 year since I started to go out with her for the 1st time. She's so damn fine it's unreal.

I will write soon - promise.