DD #5

Yesterday I was dumped by Steph. It might help me get over her. I seem to always end up liking her no matter what she does.

Also yesterday, I copied Linkin Park 'Hybrid Theory'. Linkin Park are brill musicians and today I got the lyrics to the 12 tracks off the album. I wrote up three more songs now called 'The Deal', 'Pain' and 'No Place 4 Me'. They kick ass. I've been kickin' to the beats of Linkin Park.

I fancy Sophie Coster and intend to get going with her. Rob Lowe phoned me yesterday and told me that he would text me when he get's his new SIM.

I need the loo and then I'm jumping in the shower, so I can't write much more.

I think I'm in trouble at school for tricking a boy into ripping a locked locker open and making Paul Handley headbutt a doorframe and later on a wall.

C u l8r.

DD #4

 I went Christmas shopping on Saturday, got loads of presents for people.

Then I went Steph's cousin Amelia Harriot's 3rd b/day party. I drank a can of John Smith's, then I had some Caribbean Twist Pineapple/Pina Colada, then I had a straight shot of Glenfiddich, Southern Comfort, Jack Daniels, and Bailey's. I got pissed out my head and could hardly stand up. I collapsed and awoke on Sunday feelin like shite. I had stomach pains and a headache. I had 2 paracetamol and went play footy with Steph, Sophie, Shaun, and Munkal in the street.

I snogged her a couple of times, God she's an amazing kisser. She's got a fit arse and I love her 2 pieces. How did I live without her. She is mega fit and the 1 person I actually love and want 2 spend the rest of my life with. School today was crap apart from me snoggin Steph again. I love Steph.

C u soon.

DD #3

Argh!

I have got back from Ilam Youth Hostel earlier. It was fun and I got something out of it.

Yesterday I arrived at school at 08:50am and got onto the coach about 09:50am. I met Rob Lowe and loads of other old friends from Mill Hill Primary. When we got to the youth hostel it was weird. We walked around the "castle like" building. We took in our bags and put them down in the main hall.

We next took part in a lesson. I had a group including me, Des Mayer, David Webb, Melinda Gray, Luke Hobson, Sophie Coster, Ryan, Lucy, Michaela, and Elizabeth. We hard to learn facts about 5 people in our group (D2) and then switch groups and tell people about 5 people out of your group. Next we had our first class. Mine was Science - Chemistry, the Study of Rocks. We had to say which groups contained which rocks. Then we did Chemical Solutions. We had to say the term for a mix of 2/3 e.g. Zinc + Sulphur + Oxygen = Zinc Sulphate.

After that lesson we had dinner. Dinner consisted of chocolate, crisps, sweets, fizzy pop, and anything else you could get your hands on. After dinner we had two maths lessons. 1 - Pythagoras Theorem, and 2 - Graphs. After that we had some free time and the opportunity to look around our dormitories. We were in with the Maggies. Me, Dobo, Frosty, Webby, Aaron, and Rob Lowe. We had tea which was fishfingers, choc ice, and a drink of apple juice. Impressive.

After that we had a Quiz (we lost), a slideshow, and then best - a disco. I got the nicest girl for a dance - Sophie Coster. She was a great dancer and I had my hands all over her. Then today I was still awake from the night before talking and joking and pissing everyone off. Got to sleep at 04:50am and am paying for it now. Today I got up at 08:00am and had my breakfast sitting with Sexy Sophie. Whoa, she's fit. After breakfast had to pack my bag and bring it downstairs.

Had 6 lessons. The 1st three were English which I had my hat confiscated in before getting kicked out. The nerve of it! Then I had a takeaway dinner, then had Science - Physics which some dickhead Yankee motherfucker kicked me out of for supposedly "mimicking" him. I had to freeze my balls off sitting in the entrance hall.

When the lesson was over I went into Science - Biology with a miss making Reebops (marshmallow babies). I suggested Sophie should lie on the table and we'd make babies. She didn't say no! If I had the chance... After Science, I had Maths - Mental Test. After that we got out of lessons and into the main hall. We all got told how good we'd behaved. Miss Bowdler gave me a dirty look, but fuck her the silly slapper two dollar whore! Came back on the coach but not before getting Robs number... or Sophies!!!

Got home and said hi to everybody - told them all about it! Turned on me phone. At 7pm Steph Hand text me asking me if I'd had a good time and telling me she's finished with Mike. I asked her out ad got the yes. Text Sophie and she said she'd wanted to snog me all Thurs and Fri, I was like "wot the fuck have I missed out on"! But not to worry cause I've got her address!!! Emma phoned me and told me that Amanda Higginbotham has appendicitis, and that I've got to finish Steph and go out with her. No way!

Now I'm set up 4 going Amelia (Steph's cousins) party tomorrow. I can't wait to snog Steph. But then I want Sophie too. Argh, I want them both!

Byeee! 

DD #2

It's been a while since I wrote - sorry, but I'll tell you all about what's been going on.

Over the last week, we avn't done much. I got a computer (Atari ST) which is good for a freebie. I still fancy Steph and I make diversions around school to see her - but it's all good. I've decided I want a bike, PS-One, or new mobile phone for Christmas. It's sad trying to make 'em buy me all of 'em but I've decided I'd most like a PS-One.

Mr. Bunn, my PE teacher has asked me to play hockey for the school against Haywood High. They apparently know nothing about hockey, but equally we don't know that much either. I'm going Ilam on Thursday (23rd) on a SAT's Success Course. 2 days ago I was voted the nicest lad in my class (how good eh?). I've started kickin' ass on DK64 on N64 (totally!) I've nearly completed it - NO game can stop me - well maybe for a while but that's all.

I'm limpin with the Bizkit at the moment. Watched Scream 3 yesterday - what a film, but it's not as good as Vertical Limit, Blade, and The Matrix. They are amazin'!!!

I think The Mole is Paul.

DD #1

I've never had a diary before so this is new to me as well. I know some people call there diaries names but I'll just call you diary. I'm 14 years old and just thought I should give you a description of the past 14 years of my life - what I can remember of it!!!

I was born on 06/09/1987 into a loving family. There was my mum Sheila Ivy Scott, my dad Christopher Paul Scott, my sister Claire Louise Scott, my other sister Stacey Ann Meigh, and my bruv Terry Paul Scott. I lived in Mill Hill at no. 26 Carlton Avenue. I can't remember anything from that long ago though. I went to nursery in Mill Hill and enjoyed it - as far as I know.

Not long later, my mum and dad decided to move to no. 55 Boon Avenue, Penkhull. I can't remember much from then either but I know I went to Penkhull Infants and had a good time. I went to school with my brother and sister (Stacey). When I reached the necessary age I moved into The Close junior school where I met David Melville and Martyn Lowe who were two of my mates. I went to Spode pottery factory and made my own saucer.

During the time I went to Penkhull Infants and The Close, Claire moved out because her and my mum had some arguments, and I met Dawn and Christine Owen who lived at no. 36 Bath Street opposite the park. Dawn and my mum became very close friends and at the Christmas of 1994 my mum and dad had a row, and me, Tez and Stacey slept down Dawn's. Mum came back to Dawn's later on, and the next day dad moved out.

Not long after that my mum and dad got divorced and dad moved into a flat in Shelton on Grove Place. We visited him every Sunday but it wasn't as good as having him living with us. He took us out to the pictures and swimming and places like that but I still missed him. Then in the 6 weeks holiday of 1997, me and Tez moved in with my dad who had met Angie Plant (and began dating her) and we moved into no. 9 Homer Place, Chell Heath. Claire moved in with my dad and us secretly, and Matt, Angie's son moved in. We had loads of good times together and visited my Mum every weekend. Dawn and Christine moved in with my Mum and Stacey, and started living together.

When we moved in with my Dad and Ang and Matt and Claire, we moved house to just around the corner at no. 2 Ruston Avenue, Chell Heath. I started going to school at Mill Hill again, walking about a mile every day. I had loads of mates and I was the hardest boy in my year. I could beat anyone up who hit me or pissed me off - I wasn't a bully however - I just stood up to the bullies.

In the Christmas of 1997, I got the best thing I own. A N64. (Nintendo 64 bit games console). It was awesome. Claire moved out. I moved up in life into Y6 of Mill Hill and Tez started going to James Brindley High School in Chell. I got loads of new mates and even went Kickboxing, Ju-Jitsu, and Self-Defence classes.

I was exceptional at swimming gaining awards with relative ease. 

Everyday I would just write stories on the school computer. It was fun.

Then I began going to James Brindley, and boy did I have a shock! I was no longer the hard boy, I was nothing compared to some people. I got bullied for cans of pop at dinner times and I didn't dare to tell the teachers - I would have got beaten up badly. As life drew on I grew up and life was great. I matured at the age of 13. Dawn slipped a disc in her back and became disabled. I got on well in school and learned well. I was in the top set at school as I got top marks in my Key Stage 2 SAT's - straight 5's.

In Y8 is where I can start becoming more detailed in what I describe as I can really remember it. We had moved to no. 9 Yarnbrook Grove, Norton, and continued to go to James Brindley. Dave Lawton, a lad who had moved in Ruston Avenue not long after us moved in Norton just around the corner from us and walked school with us everyday. I had loads of friends and enemies but one thing I had was my life.

I met Charlene Goodwin, a tramp up Norton who lived round the corner from Dave. I didn't really fancy her but I went with her anyway - I thought it could make me more popular - what a big mistake. I experienced sexual contact with her in a bush in some fields, though I didn't ejaculate I had sex with her. Just thinking about it makes me feel sick. She finished me because I didn't spend enough time with her, but deep down I didn't care.

However I am glad I went out with Charlene, because if I didn't then I wouldn't have met her brother Mark, then I wouldn't have found out about Eminem and if I hadn't found out about Eminem then I wouldn't be friends with Webby then I wouldn't of found out about Limp Bizkit - the best group of fucking musicians and singers around.

Anyways back to the story of my life. Later in the year I went to Chasewater where I started fancying Emma Woodcock. I felt empty when she wasn't around. I went out with her and every night she'd phone me and whisper down the phone but it was short lived because she finished me not long after but I don't mind because then I got a chance with other people.

Me and Tez went to France with school which had the best time of my life in it. We went to explore World War 1 trenches and stuff like that, but I ended up paying more attention to Steph Hand and trying to impress her. I think it paid off because I ended up going out with her. I felt the luckiest person alive. I met all her family and loved every minute of it. Unfortunately Steph got admitted to hospital under unknown circumstances. We know now that she has CVS but that didn't stop me loving her.

She finished me the day before Nana's Birthday party at the Talisman which was ace. I got up on stage and sang 19-2000 by Gorillaz, and Angel by Shaggy. I still love Steph but I give up asking her out because I don't get nowhere. I'm set for a trip to Ilam Youth Hostel with some mates soon and yesterday I swam in the Bazuka National Swimming Championships in 2 relays - freestyle and medley. We lost, but it doesn't stop us having a good time.

I feel happy at the moment. I've been limpin with the bizkit, munching back on the food, and kickin back on the computer whippin inhuman ass. I can't actually think of jack else say so I'll write too ya soon.