DD #3

Argh!

I have got back from Ilam Youth Hostel earlier. It was fun and I got something out of it.

Yesterday I arrived at school at 08:50am and got onto the coach about 09:50am. I met Rob Lowe and loads of other old friends from Mill Hill Primary. When we got to the youth hostel it was weird. We walked around the "castle like" building. We took in our bags and put them down in the main hall.

We next took part in a lesson. I had a group including me, Des Mayer, David Webb, Melinda Gray, Luke Hobson, Sophie Coster, Ryan, Lucy, Michaela, and Elizabeth. We hard to learn facts about 5 people in our group (D2) and then switch groups and tell people about 5 people out of your group. Next we had our first class. Mine was Science - Chemistry, the Study of Rocks. We had to say which groups contained which rocks. Then we did Chemical Solutions. We had to say the term for a mix of 2/3 e.g. Zinc + Sulphur + Oxygen = Zinc Sulphate.

After that lesson we had dinner. Dinner consisted of chocolate, crisps, sweets, fizzy pop, and anything else you could get your hands on. After dinner we had two maths lessons. 1 - Pythagoras Theorem, and 2 - Graphs. After that we had some free time and the opportunity to look around our dormitories. We were in with the Maggies. Me, Dobo, Frosty, Webby, Aaron, and Rob Lowe. We had tea which was fishfingers, choc ice, and a drink of apple juice. Impressive.

After that we had a Quiz (we lost), a slideshow, and then best - a disco. I got the nicest girl for a dance - Sophie Coster. She was a great dancer and I had my hands all over her. Then today I was still awake from the night before talking and joking and pissing everyone off. Got to sleep at 04:50am and am paying for it now. Today I got up at 08:00am and had my breakfast sitting with Sexy Sophie. Whoa, she's fit. After breakfast had to pack my bag and bring it downstairs.

Had 6 lessons. The 1st three were English which I had my hat confiscated in before getting kicked out. The nerve of it! Then I had a takeaway dinner, then had Science - Physics which some dickhead Yankee motherfucker kicked me out of for supposedly "mimicking" him. I had to freeze my balls off sitting in the entrance hall.

When the lesson was over I went into Science - Biology with a miss making Reebops (marshmallow babies). I suggested Sophie should lie on the table and we'd make babies. She didn't say no! If I had the chance... After Science, I had Maths - Mental Test. After that we got out of lessons and into the main hall. We all got told how good we'd behaved. Miss Bowdler gave me a dirty look, but fuck her the silly slapper two dollar whore! Came back on the coach but not before getting Robs number... or Sophies!!!

Got home and said hi to everybody - told them all about it! Turned on me phone. At 7pm Steph Hand text me asking me if I'd had a good time and telling me she's finished with Mike. I asked her out ad got the yes. Text Sophie and she said she'd wanted to snog me all Thurs and Fri, I was like "wot the fuck have I missed out on"! But not to worry cause I've got her address!!! Emma phoned me and told me that Amanda Higginbotham has appendicitis, and that I've got to finish Steph and go out with her. No way!

Now I'm set up 4 going Amelia (Steph's cousins) party tomorrow. I can't wait to snog Steph. But then I want Sophie too. Argh, I want them both!

Byeee!