An overview of opinions and observations for the month.
01/03/2014 @01:13
No matter what happens in life, you'll always find time to wonder about how different things could have been if you had done things differently.
[feeling contemplative]
01/03/2014 @09:16
You should already know! ♡
[feeling excited]
01/03/2014 @14:44
Cheeky little lie down whilst my Princess is sleeping :)
[feeling relaxed]
02/03/2014 @15:35
Gutted! Cheapest I can find face paints in Hanley is £10! I was right excited at the idea of making Charlie look like a zombie! :P - at least he isn't that bothered atm, I've bought him a little sticky stretchy orange alien in a tub of fluorescent pink slime so he's happy as punch lol.
[feeling a bit gutted]
02/03/2014 @23:12
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be: Achieving the Platinum on Skyrim.
[feeling unstoppable]
03/03/2014 @09:17
I woke up this morning, drew back the curtain and felt instantly invigorated at the sight of glorious blue skies and beaming sunshine. Daisies would be lucky to feel as fresh as me today!
[feeling fresher than a daisy]
03/03/2014 @01:36
As English people, we are blessed with appreciation for the simplest pleasures. An isolated spell of sunshine, and we're content with the world and everything in it.
[feeling carefree]
03/03/2014 @18:21
Tonight will be spent catching up on TV shows I have been neglecting. Let's begin.
[watching Arrow]
03/03/2014 @19:13
[watching Revolution]
03/03/2014 @20:15
[watching The Tomorrow People]
03/03/2014 @21:13
[watching Vikings]
03/03/2014 @21:59
[watching Banshee]
03/03/2014 @22:57
That was an absolutely sick episode of Banshee! Fuck yeh! Love me a bit of revenge violence!! Now then! Onto the next show!
[watching The Walking Dead]
03/03/2014 @23:58
I'll never understand why girls cream over the cold hearted, emotionless bad boys... *sigh* - anyyyyways, NEXT!
[watching Parks and Recreation]
04/03/2014 @00:22
Hahaha oh my days! What a boss anniversary present! I know it's just a TV show, but Leslie just bought Ben a full scale replica 'Iron Throne' from the Game of Thrones! That'd be a fucking legit gift!! Right, last show before bed now I reckon!!
[watching Big Bang Theory]
04/03/2014 @08:56
A beautiful face is pointless if it's combined with an ugly personality.
04/03/2014 @18:57
It's Pancake Day! I love Pancakes! Alas, I'm not having any Pancakes. Just one of the joys of living alone and not being arsed enough to make them for just yourself.
04/03/2014 @20:05
Sometimes I miss being in a relationship and having someone to call my own... then I play PS3, have a wank and remember how much easier life is being single.
05/03/2014 @09:18
Whether it's love, or simply lust, the feelings do not disappear over night.
05/03/2014 @09:47
Absolutely immense game trailer, really captures the emotion, panic and atmosphere of the environment and gameplay! I started playing this last night, and the atmosphere is absolutely ridiculously eerie! Underground in pitch black darkness, with only a small bit of illumination right in front of you from your torch, and you can constantly hear movement in the shadows right next to you etc... proper get's your heart rate up! You're panicking, turning to shine your torch and there's nothing there, but then you hear movement behind you again, and spin around and there's nothing there... then you turn around to continue forward and a big fuck off disfigured monster is there right in front of you haha! Bricking it!
05/03/2014 @20:22
Some chavvy bird & her fella arguing outside Sainsburys, the bloke storms off ranting about wanting his tea, the wench legs it other direction & faceplants the pavement then lies screaming obscenities as the bloke keeps on walking into the distance... stay classy Stoke.
05/03/2014 @22:31
Everything changes, whether you like it or not.
06/03/2014 @10:46
I can already sense the impending discomfort and pain.
[feeling dubious at Sneyd Green Dental Practice]
I can already sense the impending discomfort and pain.
[feeling dubious at Sneyd Green Dental Practice]
06/03/2014 @19:47
Dentist: I'm going to have to give you some injections I'm afraid.
Me: It's alright, I'm okay with needles.
*Dentist aggressively stabs a needle into my gum*
Me: ARGHHHHH!
Dentist: I thought you said you were okay with needles?
Me: I am! But good Jesus what are you doing!!?
Dentist: I'm going to have to give you some injections I'm afraid.
Me: It's alright, I'm okay with needles.
*Dentist aggressively stabs a needle into my gum*
Me: ARGHHHHH!
Dentist: I thought you said you were okay with needles?
Me: I am! But good Jesus what are you doing!!?
06/03/2014 @20:51
So a random scouse bloke knocks on my door at 20:40 asking if he can sign me up to donate to Cancer Research UK for just £8 a month. He's all sincere with his little ID card and clipboard... but still, it sounds sketchy right? Fear not, he only wanted my full name, date of birth, full address and postcode... and here's the best part, he doesn't want to take any of my money on the doorstep because of the dangers of him being mugged, so he'll just make a note of my account number and sort code and set up a direct debit when he gets back to his work premises.
[feeling uncharitable]
So a random scouse bloke knocks on my door at 20:40 asking if he can sign me up to donate to Cancer Research UK for just £8 a month. He's all sincere with his little ID card and clipboard... but still, it sounds sketchy right? Fear not, he only wanted my full name, date of birth, full address and postcode... and here's the best part, he doesn't want to take any of my money on the doorstep because of the dangers of him being mugged, so he'll just make a note of my account number and sort code and set up a direct debit when he gets back to his work premises.
[feeling uncharitable]
06/03/2014 @23:43
I could easily eat a full 6 pack of Muller Corners in a single sitting. I have arrived at this conclusion by recently eating 5 Muller Corners in a short period of time. I have resigned to leave this as a purely theoretical assumption, by defiantly not consuming the 6th.
07/03/2014 @08:49
"Thursday I don't care about you, it's Friday, I'm in love..." ♥
07/03/2014 @23:04
That was quite easily the most emotional PS3 game I have ever played. Ever. Like forever, ever. Like more emotional than Aeris dying in FFVII. Yeah, I know. That means it's major emotional.
[feeling emotional]
[playing Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons]
That was quite easily the most emotional PS3 game I have ever played. Ever. Like forever, ever. Like more emotional than Aeris dying in FFVII. Yeah, I know. That means it's major emotional.
[feeling emotional]
[playing Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons]
08/03/2014 @09:21
Miserable weather, but the skies remain clear in my life! Off to fetch me munchkin! ♥
[feeling blessed]
Miserable weather, but the skies remain clear in my life! Off to fetch me munchkin! ♥
[feeling blessed]
08/03/2014 @11:02
People always say Ilysha is a happy soul... here is a demonstration of why! This was the bus journey home this morning! :') xo
People always say Ilysha is a happy soul... here is a demonstration of why! This was the bus journey home this morning! :') xo
08/03/2014 @18:42
It's been an absolutely lovely day with my little Princess, maybe except for the part where she managed to spectacularly projectile vomit all over my jumper, my jeans, her t-shirt, her trousers, 2 of her teddies, her bed blanket, her tippee cup, a sofa cushion, my boot, and the foam floor tiles! In the words of Ron Burgundy, "I'm not even mad, that's amazing!"
It's been an absolutely lovely day with my little Princess, maybe except for the part where she managed to spectacularly projectile vomit all over my jumper, my jeans, her t-shirt, her trousers, 2 of her teddies, her bed blanket, her tippee cup, a sofa cushion, my boot, and the foam floor tiles! In the words of Ron Burgundy, "I'm not even mad, that's amazing!"
08/03/2014 @19:01
I would love to just go a quiet pub for a couple of beverages and a catch up with some of the people I miss the most. Unfortunately, I'm a realist, so I'll pop the kettle on and prepare myself for a quiet night in with the PS3.
I would love to just go a quiet pub for a couple of beverages and a catch up with some of the people I miss the most. Unfortunately, I'm a realist, so I'll pop the kettle on and prepare myself for a quiet night in with the PS3.
08/03/2014 @19:35
Very hard hitting and emotionally powerful video, with a very sincere and thought provoking message.
09/03/2014 @01:25
"Sacrifice is a choice you make; loss is a choice made for you."
09/03/2014 @11:17
Well, in British terminology, today is perfect beer garden weather! You won't find me in a beer garden today, but I will be out and about with my Sonshine in the sunshine somewhere making the most of this elusive occurrence!
[feeling glorious]
Well, in British terminology, today is perfect beer garden weather! You won't find me in a beer garden today, but I will be out and about with my Sonshine in the sunshine somewhere making the most of this elusive occurrence!
[feeling glorious]
10/03/2014 @09:33
"Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom."
- Michael Ellner
- Michael Ellner
10/03/2014 @13:31
On days like today, the only people who should have to work are bar staff. Everyone else should be allowed the day off to go a beer garden!
[feeling like I'm missing out on my annual vitamin D intake opportunity]
[feeling like I'm missing out on my annual vitamin D intake opportunity]
10/03/2014 @23:30
I think I can officially say I've really got back into gaming; since getting the Platinum on Skyrim a week ago, I've completed:
1) Metro: Last Light (45% Trophy completion)
2) Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons (100% Trophy completion)
3) Tomb Raider (70% Trophy completion)
Think I'll make a start on Bioshock Infinite tomorrow night.
[feeling like the old me]
I think I can officially say I've really got back into gaming; since getting the Platinum on Skyrim a week ago, I've completed:
1) Metro: Last Light (45% Trophy completion)
2) Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons (100% Trophy completion)
3) Tomb Raider (70% Trophy completion)
Think I'll make a start on Bioshock Infinite tomorrow night.
[feeling like the old me]
11/03/2014 @00:41
Being sociable requires way too much effort, and life is so much simpler when you're antisocial. I was once the epitome of a social butterfly, yet nowadays I'm happier hiding away in my cocoon 99% of the time.
[feeling introverted]
Being sociable requires way too much effort, and life is so much simpler when you're antisocial. I was once the epitome of a social butterfly, yet nowadays I'm happier hiding away in my cocoon 99% of the time.
[feeling introverted]
11/03/2014 @09:02
"We traded in our dreams for more shit that we don't need."
11/03/2014 @17:56
As far as excuses for having a cheeky bevvy go, the sun being out is more than sufficient.
[feeling content with Rob Cooper]
[feeling content with Rob Cooper]
11/03/2014 @20:42
"The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You trade in your sense for an act. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask. There can't be any large-scale revolution until there's a personal revolution, on an individual level. It's got to happen inside first."
- Jim Morrison
- Jim Morrison
11/03/2014 @21:28
If you aren't a lesbian, chances are I could never love you enough for a meaningful relationship. As a result I will likely be single forever, but I can live with that I guess. It's not my fault that lesbians are more my cup of tea. If I had a vagina, I'd definitely be a lesbian.
12/03/2014 @00:34
"Our fears had no teeth, hearts were still blind.../
You barely talked, and I didn't mind."
♥
[feeling like I miss us]
"Our fears had no teeth, hearts were still blind.../
You barely talked, and I didn't mind."
♥
[feeling like I miss us]
12/03/2014 @17:56
We don't speak much any more, I guess life got in the way of our friendship. Just know that I'm grateful for all the memories we share, and for the happiness you brought me in our time together, however fleeting it may have been.
We don't speak much any more, I guess life got in the way of our friendship. Just know that I'm grateful for all the memories we share, and for the happiness you brought me in our time together, however fleeting it may have been.
12/03/2014 @20:14
"If you only listen with your ears I can't get in."
"If you only listen with your ears I can't get in."
12/03/2014 @22:03
So, I'm stood outside by the back gate having a ciggie when a neighbour drags his bin around the corner - after faffing trying to open his gate for a couple of minutes, he is clearly getting conscious of the fact that I'm watching him. In an act of defiance and in an attempt at redeeming his self respect, he picks the bin up with both hands and hurls it over the back wall into his garden, looks at me with a proud expression and struts back off around the corner. I have to commend him for taking the initiative!
13/03/2014 @00:11
This world's imperfect...
but with you it's worth it.
This world's imperfect...
but with you it's worth it.
13/03/2014 @00:57
Late at night my mind feels the need to think up bizarre concepts. Tonights is that humans are a lot like Rubiks Cubes. Allow me to explain... We have many different sides to our personalities, yet most people can only ever figure one side of us out at any given time. Also we can't show every side of us at the same time, because some contrast with each other. We have the potential to be perfectly in order and organised in all aspects of our lives and on all sides, however we often focus so hard on sorting out one aspect only to discover we've unintentionally messed up the others at the same time. No matter how long we are complete and perfectly sorted for, someone can always come along and mess us all up if they choose too. Then once we are thoroughly messed up, it's often difficult to get us completely perfect again without time and effort. When people see how messed up we are, most won't even bother trying to fix us - they walk away because it's easier than taking on the handling of the task of sorting us out. Some try, but ultimately give up when progress is slow and results are not immediate. You see, this is what happens when I lie in bed awake thinking... my mind starts conjuring strangely logical metaphors. I think I should probably go to sleep now.
[feeling like a Rubiks Cube]
Late at night my mind feels the need to think up bizarre concepts. Tonights is that humans are a lot like Rubiks Cubes. Allow me to explain... We have many different sides to our personalities, yet most people can only ever figure one side of us out at any given time. Also we can't show every side of us at the same time, because some contrast with each other. We have the potential to be perfectly in order and organised in all aspects of our lives and on all sides, however we often focus so hard on sorting out one aspect only to discover we've unintentionally messed up the others at the same time. No matter how long we are complete and perfectly sorted for, someone can always come along and mess us all up if they choose too. Then once we are thoroughly messed up, it's often difficult to get us completely perfect again without time and effort. When people see how messed up we are, most won't even bother trying to fix us - they walk away because it's easier than taking on the handling of the task of sorting us out. Some try, but ultimately give up when progress is slow and results are not immediate. You see, this is what happens when I lie in bed awake thinking... my mind starts conjuring strangely logical metaphors. I think I should probably go to sleep now.
[feeling like a Rubiks Cube]
13/03/2014 @08:50
"I wish I had more nice things to say, but I was raised not to lie.../
I'm either honest or I'm an optimist, but never both at the same time."
I'm either honest or I'm an optimist, but never both at the same time."
13/03/2014 @22:17
The thing about bad ideas is, they seem good at the time.
[feeling carefree with Dan Heath]
The thing about bad ideas is, they seem good at the time.
[feeling carefree with Dan Heath]
14/03/2014 @09:22
Had a rate good night with me bezzin mukka.
[feeling a bit fragile with Dan Heath]
Had a rate good night with me bezzin mukka.
[feeling a bit fragile with Dan Heath]
14/03/2014 @19:25
Just cooking myself some steak for tea, not entirely sure how I'm going to give myself a blowjob after though.
14/03/2014 @20:18
[watching The Following]
[watching The Following]
14/03/2014 @23:10
Oh Friday night, you loveable scamp. It's time I indulge in a nice hot relaxing bath, then starfish the night away ready for seeing my precious little giggleface tomorrow. Such simple bliss for this seemingly effeminate bloke xo
15/03/2014 @09:14
You are the best thing that I've ever had.../
I am so proud just to call myself your Dad.
♡
I am so proud just to call myself your Dad.
♡
15/03/2014 @20:38
S2 Finale.
[was watching Banshee]
S2 Finale.
[was watching Banshee]
15/03/2014 @21:51
Boredom breeds foolishness.
Boredom breeds foolishness.
16/03/2014 @00:00
Time is precious; reserve it, for those who deserve it.
16/03/2014 @18:38
Had an awesome day with my lil' Sonshine :) - we caught the bus then had a little trek down to Tunstall Park, fed the ducks (swans/geese/pigeons included), had some fun in the play area including Charlie making a new friend who let him play on his bike, had an ice cream, climbed the rockery, then walked back home via Dimensions & Vale Park... then we played wrestling at home which consisted of Charlie battering me pretty much, then went Maccy D's... now I'm thoroughly exhausted, but as ever, grateful for such a wonderful weekend with my children!!
[feeling blessed with Dawn Wheels Owen and Sheila Scott]
Had an awesome day with my lil' Sonshine :) - we caught the bus then had a little trek down to Tunstall Park, fed the ducks (swans/geese/pigeons included), had some fun in the play area including Charlie making a new friend who let him play on his bike, had an ice cream, climbed the rockery, then walked back home via Dimensions & Vale Park... then we played wrestling at home which consisted of Charlie battering me pretty much, then went Maccy D's... now I'm thoroughly exhausted, but as ever, grateful for such a wonderful weekend with my children!!
[feeling blessed with Dawn Wheels Owen and Sheila Scott]
16/03/2014 @18:55
I know a large proportion of my mates on here have Call Centre experience in their work history, well seriously, find the 5 minutes to read this and realise YOU ARE NOT ALONE! This is how EVERY real member of Call Centre staff feels!
[http://whatculture.com/offbeat/22-problems-call-centre-workers-will-understand.php]
I know a large proportion of my mates on here have Call Centre experience in their work history, well seriously, find the 5 minutes to read this and realise YOU ARE NOT ALONE! This is how EVERY real member of Call Centre staff feels!
[http://whatculture.com/offbeat/22-problems-call-centre-workers-will-understand.php]
17/03/2014 @00:21
Time to officially end another lovely weekend with my beautiful children. At times I get lonely and find myself wishing days away, but it's never the ones I spend with them. I genuinely do not believe the English language includes words to explain what they mean to me, or how I much I truly love them. They are my whole world and everything in it; they complete me in ways I never even realised I needed completing. They are the definition of perfection, and life without them wouldn't be worth living. I love you so much Ilysha & Charlie, and nothing will ever change that. You remind me of what truly matters, of the beauty of innocence, and your love is what truly keeps me alive. You complete me, and I'm always going to be around for you, no matter what. You are my Son and my Daughter, my Prince and my Princess, my Alpha and my Omega. You are my everything ♡
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPy18xW1j8]
Time to officially end another lovely weekend with my beautiful children. At times I get lonely and find myself wishing days away, but it's never the ones I spend with them. I genuinely do not believe the English language includes words to explain what they mean to me, or how I much I truly love them. They are my whole world and everything in it; they complete me in ways I never even realised I needed completing. They are the definition of perfection, and life without them wouldn't be worth living. I love you so much Ilysha & Charlie, and nothing will ever change that. You remind me of what truly matters, of the beauty of innocence, and your love is what truly keeps me alive. You complete me, and I'm always going to be around for you, no matter what. You are my Son and my Daughter, my Prince and my Princess, my Alpha and my Omega. You are my everything ♡
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPy18xW1j8]
17/03/2014 @08:58
It's going to be a long day, but at least I feel pretty fresh. Bit of overtime tonight in preparation for tomorrow's office relocation, so I've got a lovely 12hr shift to crack on with. As if Monday's weren't depressing enough already.
[feeling fairly fresh]
It's going to be a long day, but at least I feel pretty fresh. Bit of overtime tonight in preparation for tomorrow's office relocation, so I've got a lovely 12hr shift to crack on with. As if Monday's weren't depressing enough already.
[feeling fairly fresh]
17/03/2014 @22:17
Had a rate busy day beginning the office relocation today, knocked off work about 8pm then been Spoons for a few swift bevvies with Mr Stokes, then came home & smashed in a fat munch of sausage, tomatoes, cheese, hash browns and lambs liver whilst watching the Walking Dead... oushhh today has been well and truly dealt with!!
[feeling wonderful]
Had a rate busy day beginning the office relocation today, knocked off work about 8pm then been Spoons for a few swift bevvies with Mr Stokes, then came home & smashed in a fat munch of sausage, tomatoes, cheese, hash browns and lambs liver whilst watching the Walking Dead... oushhh today has been well and truly dealt with!!
[feeling wonderful]
17/03/2014 @22:48
Good. Fucking. Jesus. Some next level madness on this today!!
[watching The Walking Dead]
Good. Fucking. Jesus. Some next level madness on this today!!
[watching The Walking Dead]
17/03/2014 @22:56
I saw all these people doing photos with no make up on for cancer relief and considered doing one myself. Then I realised I have 26yrs worth already...
18/03/2014 @00:13
Off to bed feeling kinda concerned and pessimistic about tomorrow... really hoping everything goes smoothly with the final stages of the relocation since Lord knows I've done everything in my power to ensure it does - however I'm all too familiar with temperamental technology & unforeseen issues, so I'm bracing myself for a stressful day! It's not just business continuity on the line, it's my credibility and dignity too. I can already see the looks of judgement should the proverbial faeces hit the rotary air cooling device! Wish me luck as I march into the darkness!
18/03/2014 @12:52
Pretty much all systems are go! Fucking 'ave it!
[feeling fucking amazing!!]
Pretty much all systems are go! Fucking 'ave it!
[feeling fucking amazing!!]
18/03/2014 @15:54
Going have some lunch now we are fully operational, fuck yeah! Couple last things to resolve but we're 95% online!
[feeling successful!]
Going have some lunch now we are fully operational, fuck yeah! Couple last things to resolve but we're 95% online!
[feeling successful!]
18/03/2014 @18:53
It feels so amazing to simply recline with a nice hot mug of coffee and relax catching up on some TV, fully aware that your day was both uber productive, and uber successful. All my forward planning and tedious preparation paid off, I daresay the office relocation went smoothly!
[feeling proud]
It feels so amazing to simply recline with a nice hot mug of coffee and relax catching up on some TV, fully aware that your day was both uber productive, and uber successful. All my forward planning and tedious preparation paid off, I daresay the office relocation went smoothly!
[feeling proud]
18/03/2014 @21:27
I just want to say a massive sincere THANK YOU to everyone involved in the move today for their patience, graft and assistance! All the Connect staff & Directors, Phil McClusky & Mark 'Flash' from Open GI for assisting with Server configuration, the boss techie from Abbey Telecom who helped hook up the phone system, the site engineer from BT for sorting the SIP authentication, Peter Hargreaves from Fenetre for DNS support, Jeff from JPR Engineering for heating and plumbing guidance, the lads from Print Solutions for pulling us out the shit when we had a contractor let us down for external signage, the lovely lady at Barclaycard for the 45 minute PDQ configuration support, the main man from NCS for providing Toshiba assistance, and Carl and the lads who helped moving & assembling the furniture!! FUCKING AMAZING GROUP EFFORT! You all did me proud today!
[feeling accomplished]
I just want to say a massive sincere THANK YOU to everyone involved in the move today for their patience, graft and assistance! All the Connect staff & Directors, Phil McClusky & Mark 'Flash' from Open GI for assisting with Server configuration, the boss techie from Abbey Telecom who helped hook up the phone system, the site engineer from BT for sorting the SIP authentication, Peter Hargreaves from Fenetre for DNS support, Jeff from JPR Engineering for heating and plumbing guidance, the lads from Print Solutions for pulling us out the shit when we had a contractor let us down for external signage, the lovely lady at Barclaycard for the 45 minute PDQ configuration support, the main man from NCS for providing Toshiba assistance, and Carl and the lads who helped moving & assembling the furniture!! FUCKING AMAZING GROUP EFFORT! You all did me proud today!
[feeling accomplished]
18/03/2014 @22:43
Am I the only lad who can't even tell the difference on some of these selfies? Make up or no make up, some of you girls are still absolutely gorgeous... others not so much though. I'm sorry sweethearts, but you'll get honesty from lads who aren't desperate, not these 'pity likes' and 'hollow compliments' haha.
18/03/2014 @23:47
"I love you" she told him. The poor lad didn't realise that all of Facebook had seen her tell numerous other lads the exact same thing in the past few months, through all the other short lived relationships she'd had. He didn't realise that in a couple of weeks he'd likely be single again, deleted from her life, and referred to as just "another dickhead lad" from then on. Meanwhile she'd have a new lad on the scene to say "I love you" to. Love? Unlikely.
"I love you" she told him. The poor lad didn't realise that all of Facebook had seen her tell numerous other lads the exact same thing in the past few months, through all the other short lived relationships she'd had. He didn't realise that in a couple of weeks he'd likely be single again, deleted from her life, and referred to as just "another dickhead lad" from then on. Meanwhile she'd have a new lad on the scene to say "I love you" to. Love? Unlikely.
19/03/2014 @01:29
That awkward moment when you're trying to go sleep, but people keep replying... and you're feeling unusually sociable and can't help responding...
20/03/2014 @20:49
This week at work has been absolute anarchy, non-stop with a massive workload still outstanding... and here I am, soldiering on and sorting out stuff at home that needs doing. Time waits for no man, if you can get it done today, then don't put it off until tomorrow!
[feeling productive]
This week at work has been absolute anarchy, non-stop with a massive workload still outstanding... and here I am, soldiering on and sorting out stuff at home that needs doing. Time waits for no man, if you can get it done today, then don't put it off until tomorrow!
[feeling productive]
20/03/2014 @20:56
That beautiful moment when a song you love that you forgot about suddenly appears on shuffle on your iPod!
20/03/2014 @22:54
That's the dishes done, washing done, cooker cleaned, microwave cleaned, fridge cleaned, all cupboards and worktops cleaned, floor cleaned, spare room gutted and two bins filled with a fair wack of stuff I'd unnecessarily hoarded (I tend to do that)... and now I think it's time for a well deserved sit down with a brew and a smile! :)
[watching Arrow]
[watching Arrow]
20/03/2014 @23:23
"Remember back when you were a kid, and you thought there were actually people that knew what this thing we call 'life' was really all about? Remember when you thought there really were 'grown ups?' Then, all of a sudden one day you become a 'grown up' yourself and the terrifying revelation occurs to you that there really are no 'grown ups', just kids that got old and had kids of their own, and no one really knows what the fuck is going on."
- Joe Rogan
- Joe Rogan
21/03/2014 @00:35
Ending a long tiring day with a long soak in a hot bubble bath, then starfishing in a double bed alone... simple pleasures!
[feeling relaxed]
Ending a long tiring day with a long soak in a hot bubble bath, then starfishing in a double bed alone... simple pleasures!
[feeling relaxed]
21/03/2014 @13:44
I was going to go for a cheeky bevvy on my lunch... then some contracted surveyors and techies turned up, and 1hr 20mins later I'm going on my lunch, alone since everybody else is back on shift. FML.
21/03/2014 @18:16
I hate incompetence.
[feeling annoyed]
I hate incompetence.
[feeling annoyed]
21/03/2014 @20:01
Impressive.
[http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/03/the-hypnotic-animated-gifs-of-david-szakaly]
Impressive.
[http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/03/the-hypnotic-animated-gifs-of-david-szakaly]
21/03/2014 @20:17
I feel sorry for journalists, I mean you know decent stories are scarce when articles like this are being written! And there's even a fricking picture! And the following sensational wording: "After the thief distracted the worker by speaking to him, he snatched the two pizzas from his hands. They were described to police as being pepperoni and cheese." I'm actually sat open mouthed... not sure whether it's disbelief at this story and the epic inclusion of a description, or that picture of pizzas! Have you seen these pepperoni and cheese pizzas? Wanted in connection with a street robbery!
[http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Police-hunt-Shelton-pizza-thief/story-20833901-detail/story.html]
I feel sorry for journalists, I mean you know decent stories are scarce when articles like this are being written! And there's even a fricking picture! And the following sensational wording: "After the thief distracted the worker by speaking to him, he snatched the two pizzas from his hands. They were described to police as being pepperoni and cheese." I'm actually sat open mouthed... not sure whether it's disbelief at this story and the epic inclusion of a description, or that picture of pizzas! Have you seen these pepperoni and cheese pizzas? Wanted in connection with a street robbery!
[http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Police-hunt-Shelton-pizza-thief/story-20833901-detail/story.html]
21/03/2014 @23:23
It's madness properly looking back through my Take Daily project.... I've been doing this now for 1,337 days, and the massive changes in my life are apparent as the common themes change over time. A photo a day to summarise the main events in my life... some pictures really bring back strong memories, some evoke powerful emotions, and others just capture an experience perfectly. It's such a simple and effective way to document life, it's not time consuming, and it's easy to incorporate since I take photos all the time regardless! :')
[http://365project.org/anothab/365/2014-03]
[http://365project.org/anothab/365/2014-03]
22/03/2014 @00:27
I recall a time when Friday meant going out and getting absolutely mortal, then spending Saturday rotting. I don't miss them days whatsoever... can't wait to see, cuddle & spend some quality time with my beautiful daughter tomorrow. I'm so lucky.
[feeling loved]
I recall a time when Friday meant going out and getting absolutely mortal, then spending Saturday rotting. I don't miss them days whatsoever... can't wait to see, cuddle & spend some quality time with my beautiful daughter tomorrow. I'm so lucky.
[feeling loved]
22/03/2014 @15:43
Curled up on an armchair cuddling with my Princess :)
[watching Frozen]
Curled up on an armchair cuddling with my Princess :)
[watching Frozen]
22/03/2014 @18:28
People only have power if you let them; well not today darlin', I've had a lovely day with my Princess & I refuse to let your attitude problem bother me... did you see that smug smile on my face? That's because you can't do fuck all to me, I'm untouchable and you hate it... HAHA suck it up sweetheart!
[feeling super]
People only have power if you let them; well not today darlin', I've had a lovely day with my Princess & I refuse to let your attitude problem bother me... did you see that smug smile on my face? That's because you can't do fuck all to me, I'm untouchable and you hate it... HAHA suck it up sweetheart!
[feeling super]
23/03/2014 @11:36
I think the events of the last week are starting to take their toll, I feel like I've been constantly rushing about non-stop sorting stuff out and burned myself out... I feel so drained and exhausted, my back aches and I just want to curl up in a ball somewhere until I've recovered...
[feeling blah]
[feeling blah]
23/03/2014 @18:23
Had a lovely day with my lil' Charlie bear, now I can kick my feet up and get some well needed rest ready for the working week to start all over again tomorrow.
[feeling exhausted]
Had a lovely day with my lil' Charlie bear, now I can kick my feet up and get some well needed rest ready for the working week to start all over again tomorrow.
[feeling exhausted]
23/03/2014 @20:27
This article really makes me want to travel before my time on this planet comes to an end... it's insane to think we mostly live in these lifeless, almost mechanic urban environments with dull concrete and corrugated metal as our surrounding bubble... meanwhile, out beyond the limited space we occupy are such beautiful, mesmerizing and picturesque locations that most will never get to witness or experience... it's tragic really.
[http://distractify.com/culture/32-surreal-places-that-actually-exist-on-earth-i-cant-believe-this-isnt-photoshopped/]
This article really makes me want to travel before my time on this planet comes to an end... it's insane to think we mostly live in these lifeless, almost mechanic urban environments with dull concrete and corrugated metal as our surrounding bubble... meanwhile, out beyond the limited space we occupy are such beautiful, mesmerizing and picturesque locations that most will never get to witness or experience... it's tragic really.
[http://distractify.com/culture/32-surreal-places-that-actually-exist-on-earth-i-cant-believe-this-isnt-photoshopped/]
23/03/2014 @20:38
I've just read about British scientists finding a way to develop 'sperm' using stem cells from a female's bone marrow, meaning that soon it may be entirely plausible for lesbian couples to produce offspring that is entirely their own genetic creation without needing a male sperm donor. This is awesome news in the age where homosexuality is no longer so taboo and socially acknowledged, they also speak of being able to theoretically create 'eggs' from male bone marrow to mimic the process in reverse for gay male couples... not quite sure how the pregnancy and labour would work for that one though, and the article conveniently sidesteps that part!
I've just read about British scientists finding a way to develop 'sperm' using stem cells from a female's bone marrow, meaning that soon it may be entirely plausible for lesbian couples to produce offspring that is entirely their own genetic creation without needing a male sperm donor. This is awesome news in the age where homosexuality is no longer so taboo and socially acknowledged, they also speak of being able to theoretically create 'eggs' from male bone marrow to mimic the process in reverse for gay male couples... not quite sure how the pregnancy and labour would work for that one though, and the article conveniently sidesteps that part!
23/03/2014 @22:07
Such a beautiful video, the innocence and perfection of twins who are unaware they have been born and remain grasping to each other, holding and clinging lovingly... such an irreplaceable moment for the parents to witness
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToiU9-5wk80]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToiU9-5wk80]
23/03/2014 @23:27
Ilysha dropped by our new offices to chop a couple of cases for us. Defo going be Employee of the Month, she wasn't even getting paid for it! :P x
[at Connect Insurance]
[at Connect Insurance]
24/03/2014 @00:34
Ilysha came to @Connect Insurance to have a poke around our fantastic new offices. After being scared off by director "Smiley Dave Mac", she plodded about the reception area, and then decided she quite fancied the idea of tackling the spiral staircase for a better view. Check the exclusive footage captured by her entourage here! :') x
Ilysha came to @Connect Insurance to have a poke around our fantastic new offices. After being scared off by director "Smiley Dave Mac", she plodded about the reception area, and then decided she quite fancied the idea of tackling the spiral staircase for a better view. Check the exclusive footage captured by her entourage here! :') x
24/03/2014 @00:47
Under a beautiful clear starlit sky, staring up at the vastness and realising that everything you do in your life will only ever matter to those it affects. We are all dust in the wind, seemingly insignificant fragments of something much greater than we will ever comprehend; a puzzle beyond our reach in which we are all simply pieces who have our own place and our purpose to fulfill. Focus on those that are important, reserve all that you have to offer for them and them alone - after all, the only thing we truly leave behind in our legacy is the knowledge, opinions and influence that we have on those who surround us. Leave a lasting positive impression that will make the world a better place for future generations. "I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense of pride. To make it easier, let the children's laughter, remind us how we used to be." ♫ xo
[feeling philosophical]
[feeling philosophical]
24/03/2014 @20:02
I know they say masturbation is perfectly healthy and normal, but that doesn't make it okay to be a full time wanker. Exercise some moderation, instead of your metaphorical arm.
24/03/2014 @21:11
I can accept being wrong, I just hate admitting you were right.
[was eating]
[was eating]
24/03/2014 @22:35
It's too easy to allow days to drift by like the grains of sand falling through an hourglass, never actually acknowledging just how final each passing moment is. So right now, before this moment is lost forever to history, I just want to say that I value your friendship, appreciate your opinions, respect your advice and find comfort and strength in your support. I hope you continue to forge your path into the future with optimism, happiness and success. You are my friend, and for that I'll always be grateful xo
24/03/2014 @23:25
"Previously on AMC's..."
[watching The Walking Dead]
"Previously on AMC's..."
[watching The Walking Dead]
25/03/2014 @00:51
It always saddens me to accept how much todays generation finds it a chore to converse maturely, to actually take a vested interest in worthwhile pursuits, and to find gratification in challenging or educating themselves. We live in the age of mundane banter, nonsensical procrastination and blissful ignorance, where the majority sedate themselves from reality and wait to die. There is a significant contrast between living, and simply existing.
25/03/2014 @08:58
"There's Hell to pay, but the Devil don't take cheques.../
I tried to send a message to God, his phone don't take texts."
"There's Hell to pay, but the Devil don't take cheques.../
I tried to send a message to God, his phone don't take texts."
25/03/2014 @20:35
It's not that I don't want to, it's just that I really can't.
[feeling irritated]
It's not that I don't want to, it's just that I really can't.
[feeling irritated]
25/03/2014 @23:18
Disappointingly, Anchorman 2 was as cliché and predictably overreaching as I feared it would be. If I noted all the times that I genuinely laughed for the entire duration of the film, I could probably count them with one finger.
25/03/2014 @23:55
I love being outside at night, it affords me the opportunity to appreciate the peace of silence, and the beauty in the stillness. A gentle breeze caresses my face, it's fingers playing with my hair. The scent of purity decorates the cool silk air around me, the soft aroma of rain lingering. The wet flagstones beneath my feet glisten under the faint magical glow of a nearby street light, as courageous plants emerge from the jigsaw cracks to stretch out and share this moment with me. The black velvet sky reaches out beyond sight, with paint spatter starlight that flourishes under my continuous mesmerised gaze. I can taste perfection in each passing second, with heightened awareness of each drawn breath as the fresh air inflates my lungs, breathing life into my very soul. The silence echoes calmly, emphasising my solitude; such bitter sweet loneliness where I can truly feel at ease and connected with the world around me. Pressures, expectations, obligations and worries fade into nothingness in this singular instant. I am strong here, I am free to simply exist in harmony with existence; nothing more, nothing less. A child of the universe, right where I am supposed to be. xo
26/03/2014 @21:39
Fall in love when you're ready, not when you're lonely.
27/03/2014 @10:32
Time to close the door on this damn root canal treatment.
[at Sneyd Green Dental Practice]
[at Sneyd Green Dental Practice]
27/03/2014 @12:19
Well ain't that just some bullshit! They run a Kickstarter campaign to raise money for "an Online Gamer movie" and then after raising $25k they make this bullshit announcement that there is going to be no movie, and they're just doing 8 more episodes of Online Gamer to finish it all off... SMH.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuHXVtqYaBE]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuHXVtqYaBE]
27/03/2014 @18:06
Even doing small random acts of kindness makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside
[feeling charitable]
[feeling charitable]
27/03/2014 @21:01
Sometimes I genuinely wonder if some people put their opinionated and thoughtful statuses in their washing machine? You know, to compensate for always putting their dirty laundry on here.
27/03/2014 @23:28
I can't be the only person who starts watching something, gets massively distracted and then once it's finished realises they have no idea what happened in whatever was providing the background noise?
28/03/2014 @18:40
...you can suck my dick.
...you can suck my dick.
28/03/2014 @19:28
It's Friday and it's pay day, so that right there is my misbehaviour tonight excused.
28/03/2014 @21:56
Best airbumming ever hahaha, proper makes me think of JB & Onesure this does!
[with Sophie Hand, Steph Hand, Mat Machin, Goonleader Walker, Jon Ogden, Deanna Tiny Exon, Mark Shaw, Daniel Teejay and Mathew Tabbinor]
[with Sophie Hand, Steph Hand, Mat Machin, Goonleader Walker, Jon Ogden, Deanna Tiny Exon, Mark Shaw, Daniel Teejay and Mathew Tabbinor]
30/03/2014 @13:21
Happy Mothers Day to all you fantastic Mummies out there, especially to my beautiful amazing Mum Sheila Scott, my wonderful supporting stepmum Dawn Wheels Owen, and my other lovely caring stepmum Angie Scott. I wouldn't be the man that I am today without you xo
[feeling blessed]
[feeling blessed]
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