An overview of opinions and observations for the month.
01/12/2014 @14:35
01/12/2014 @23:44
I'm still three moves ahead; this is chess not checkers,
And a King beating a Queen is some next step tekkers.
I'm still three moves ahead; this is chess not checkers,
And a King beating a Queen is some next step tekkers.
02/12/2014 @19:36
I have the bladder of an infant.
I have the bladder of an infant.
03/12/2014 @22:41
Do not post spoilers on this... but... fucking hell Kurt Sutter!
[watching Sons of Anarchy]
Do not post spoilers on this... but... fucking hell Kurt Sutter!
[watching Sons of Anarchy]
04/12/2014 @01:06
Does anybody know anywhere local that sells replacement batteries for a Samsung Galaxy S3? Mine has degraded to the point where it's losing a full charge in approximately 4hrs whilst being on power saving mode and not being used.
Does anybody know anywhere local that sells replacement batteries for a Samsung Galaxy S3? Mine has degraded to the point where it's losing a full charge in approximately 4hrs whilst being on power saving mode and not being used.
04/12/2014 @18:42
These are immense.
[http://9gag.com/gag/aEGD3dK]
[http://9gag.com/gag/aEGD3dK]
04/12/2014 @23:47
I don't know what the hell just happened but I was auto-logged out of Facebook, my password had to be reset, I had to do some facial recognition thing to prove it was my account and now my 3 pages have been unpublished with notifications stating I have to appeal to have them republished...
[feeling confused]
I don't know what the hell just happened but I was auto-logged out of Facebook, my password had to be reset, I had to do some facial recognition thing to prove it was my account and now my 3 pages have been unpublished with notifications stating I have to appeal to have them republished...
[feeling confused]
05/12/2014 @09:03
"Pain in my neck, thorn in my side.../
Stain on my blade, blood on my knife.../
Been dreaming of her, all of my life.../
But she won't come true, she's just my nightmare I woke up to."
"Pain in my neck, thorn in my side.../
Stain on my blade, blood on my knife.../
Been dreaming of her, all of my life.../
But she won't come true, she's just my nightmare I woke up to."
05/12/2014 @20:08
There aren't many things more satisfying than seeing karma work it's magic.
There aren't many things more satisfying than seeing karma work it's magic.
06/12/2014 @19:59
[at Grosvenor Casinos]
[at Grosvenor Casinos]
07/12/2014 @17:54
Today Charlie says to me: "You need to put your decorations up soon, because that's half of what it's all about." - I replied: "Do you mean decorations are half of what Christmas is about?" - He answers: "Yes, and the other half is presents; Christmas is just about decorations and presents." Religion? Nope.
Today Charlie says to me: "You need to put your decorations up soon, because that's half of what it's all about." - I replied: "Do you mean decorations are half of what Christmas is about?" - He answers: "Yes, and the other half is presents; Christmas is just about decorations and presents." Religion? Nope.
08/12/2014 @00:08
It's funny when people cut you out of their life, then try worm their way back in, or check up on you.
[feeling amused]
It's funny when people cut you out of their life, then try worm their way back in, or check up on you.
[feeling amused]
08/12/2014 @09:43
"You are not your age, Nor the size of clothes you wear. You are not your weight, or the color of your hair. You are not your name, Or the dimples on your cheeks. You are all the books you read, And all the words you speak. You are your croaky morning voice, And the smiles you try to hide, you’re the sweetness in your laughter, And every tear you’ve cried. You’re the songs you sing so loudly, When you know you’re all alone, You’re the places that you’ve been to, And the one that you call your home. You’re the things that you believe in, And the people that you love, You’re the photos in your bedroom, And the future you dream of. You’re made of so much beauty, But it seems that you forgot… When you decided that you were defined, By all the things you’re not." Not, Erin Hanson
"You are not your age, Nor the size of clothes you wear. You are not your weight, or the color of your hair. You are not your name, Or the dimples on your cheeks. You are all the books you read, And all the words you speak. You are your croaky morning voice, And the smiles you try to hide, you’re the sweetness in your laughter, And every tear you’ve cried. You’re the songs you sing so loudly, When you know you’re all alone, You’re the places that you’ve been to, And the one that you call your home. You’re the things that you believe in, And the people that you love, You’re the photos in your bedroom, And the future you dream of. You’re made of so much beauty, But it seems that you forgot… When you decided that you were defined, By all the things you’re not." Not, Erin Hanson
08/12/2014 @20:34
Whoever had the fantastic idea to package presents in awkward boxing so that jutting edges continually tear the wrapping paper needs to get sacked! And whilst I'm on the subject, I've ran out of wrapping paper with 3 more presents to wrap! Grr!
Whoever had the fantastic idea to package presents in awkward boxing so that jutting edges continually tear the wrapping paper needs to get sacked! And whilst I'm on the subject, I've ran out of wrapping paper with 3 more presents to wrap! Grr!
09/12/2014 @21:15
Xmas Checklist:
✓ Wrap all Xmas presents
✓ Write all Xmas cards
✓ Hang all Xmas decorations
✓ Drink Amaretto
✓ Watch Home Alone
✓ Listen To Fairytale of New York
✓ Wait patiently for Xmas
✓ Wrap all Xmas presents
✓ Write all Xmas cards
✓ Hang all Xmas decorations
✓ Drink Amaretto
✓ Watch Home Alone
✓ Listen To Fairytale of New York
✓ Wait patiently for Xmas
10/12/2014 @21:34
Closing the curtains on the end of an era.
[watching Sons of Anarchy]
Closing the curtains on the end of an era.
[watching Sons of Anarchy]
11/12/2014 @21:49
Well they certainly pulled no punches on the mid season finale!!
[watching Arrow]
Well they certainly pulled no punches on the mid season finale!!
[watching Arrow]
11/12/2014 @22:32
Fuck about! All this weeks viewing is insane!!!
[watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.]
Fuck about! All this weeks viewing is insane!!!
[watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.]
12/12/2014 @21:15
You used to be such a very big part of me.../
Now we barely even speak and it's hard for me.
You used to be such a very big part of me.../
Now we barely even speak and it's hard for me.
13/12/2014 @00:04
Just seen that Parliament have updated British legislation on porn to ban certain 'activities' and make them illegal in UK produced pornography. One of the banned activities is female ejaculation which surely contradicts equal rights? Even bukkake is perfectly legal ffs. Just an observation.
Just seen that Parliament have updated British legislation on porn to ban certain 'activities' and make them illegal in UK produced pornography. One of the banned activities is female ejaculation which surely contradicts equal rights? Even bukkake is perfectly legal ffs. Just an observation.
13/12/2014 @21:11
Got a poorly lil' pumpkin tonight, just been up give her some calpol because I keep hearing her coughing over the monitor; she insisted on having a cuddle with me for 10 minutes, a bit of juice and after she dozed back off asleep in my arms, she's now back tucked up in bed flat out, me lil' duck :( x
Got a poorly lil' pumpkin tonight, just been up give her some calpol because I keep hearing her coughing over the monitor; she insisted on having a cuddle with me for 10 minutes, a bit of juice and after she dozed back off asleep in my arms, she's now back tucked up in bed flat out, me lil' duck :( x
14/12/2014 @20:13
Had about 3hrs unbroken sleep so I'm knackered... got a tired, snotty, coughy little Princess... curled up under a blanket together...
[watching The Snowman and the Snowdog]
Had about 3hrs unbroken sleep so I'm knackered... got a tired, snotty, coughy little Princess... curled up under a blanket together...
[watching The Snowman and the Snowdog]
14/12/2014 @22:12
Hope my lil' munchkin feel's better soon and sleeps okay tonight for her Mummy; she hasn't been herself most of today, she's been so drained and irritable. Hate her being unwell, especially when nothing seems to help her feel better... regular calpol, vicks on her feet and chest, hot bath and a steamy bathroom to try and clear her sinuses, moderated humidity to prevent dry air, maintained a consistently warm temperature to prevent fluctuation hitting her chest, propped up the mattress under her head, vaseline on her top lip because of how sore it got from constantly wiping it with her sleeve, extra oilatum cream because her eczema flared up, plus she had a poorly tummy too... thankfully she wasn't running a fever or complaining of a headache/earache, but even her barking cough and runny nose have been bad enough :'( - get well soon my beautiful Princess ♥
Hope my lil' munchkin feel's better soon and sleeps okay tonight for her Mummy; she hasn't been herself most of today, she's been so drained and irritable. Hate her being unwell, especially when nothing seems to help her feel better... regular calpol, vicks on her feet and chest, hot bath and a steamy bathroom to try and clear her sinuses, moderated humidity to prevent dry air, maintained a consistently warm temperature to prevent fluctuation hitting her chest, propped up the mattress under her head, vaseline on her top lip because of how sore it got from constantly wiping it with her sleeve, extra oilatum cream because her eczema flared up, plus she had a poorly tummy too... thankfully she wasn't running a fever or complaining of a headache/earache, but even her barking cough and runny nose have been bad enough :'( - get well soon my beautiful Princess ♥
15/12/2014 @20:45
"I learned to give those who don't appreciate my presence the gift of my absence."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53CNJnmFr5I]
"I learned to give those who don't appreciate my presence the gift of my absence."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53CNJnmFr5I]
16/12/2014 @21:13
Beautiful song ♥
16/12/2014 @22:21
Unexpectedly impressed with Shady XV. Vegas, fuck; that flow though.
Unexpectedly impressed with Shady XV. Vegas, fuck; that flow though.
16/12/2014 @23:17
This is Stoke and I'm losing hope,
Everybody has a friend shotting weed or coke,
Could get you shanked unprovoked,
For less than a note - no joke.
And nobody intervenes...
But will replay the footage from their iPhone screens.
And share it on social media; it's insanity.
That "Likes" seem more important than humanity.
This is Stoke and I'm losing hope,
Everybody has a friend shotting weed or coke,
Could get you shanked unprovoked,
For less than a note - no joke.
And nobody intervenes...
But will replay the footage from their iPhone screens.
And share it on social media; it's insanity.
That "Likes" seem more important than humanity.
16/12/2014 @23:29
16/12/2014 @23:33
17/12/2014 @00:14
Hyperbolic clickbaiting really grinds my gears.
Hyperbolic clickbaiting really grinds my gears.
17/12/2014 @20:21
Instant karma; a car approaches without it's lights on, so I attempt to signal the driver to make him aware, to which I'm greeted by a furrowed brow and disrespectful hand gesture. About 50 yards down the road he slams on his anchors and aggressively sounds his horn as another driver cuts him up, likely as a result of him not having his lights on.
Instant karma; a car approaches without it's lights on, so I attempt to signal the driver to make him aware, to which I'm greeted by a furrowed brow and disrespectful hand gesture. About 50 yards down the road he slams on his anchors and aggressively sounds his horn as another driver cuts him up, likely as a result of him not having his lights on.
18/12/2014 @20:36
"We've all got a monster inside of us; and we're all responsible for what it does when we let it out."
"We've all got a monster inside of us; and we're all responsible for what it does when we let it out."
18/12/2014 @20:52
Probably laughed more than I should have.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZF3UDFAAd0]
Probably laughed more than I should have.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZF3UDFAAd0]
18/12/2014 @21:17
Just watched this trailer. Waiting for North Korea to come and bomb me for laughing about it. Fgts.
18/12/2014 @21:40
My little Princess dressed up like the angel that she is and singing Jingle Bells at her nursery Xmas concert :') ♥
My little Princess dressed up like the angel that she is and singing Jingle Bells at her nursery Xmas concert :') ♥
19/12/2014 @19:55
Tolerance of Christianity in largely Muslim countries. I am fatigued by people complaining about mosques being built in the UK, especially people saying "do you think they'd let us 'go over there' and do it!?" Well ironically, here are some stats to sate your appetite.
Country | % Muslim | Churches/Chapels present and/or Christianity tolerated
Afghanistan | 99% | yes
Algeria | 99% | yes
Azerbaijan | 93% | yes
Bahrain | 81% | yes
Bangladesh | 90% | yes
Brunei | 67% | yes
Burkino Faso | 50% | yes
Chad | 54% | yes
Comoros | 99% | yes
Djibouti | 94% | yes
Egypt | 90% | yes
Eritrea | 60% | yes
Guinea | 85% | yes
Indonesia | 86% | yes
Iran | 98% | yes
Iraq | 97% | yes
Jordan | 95% | yes
Kazakhstan | 57% | yes
Kosovo | 90% | yes
Kuwait | 85% | yes
Kyrgyzstan | 75% | yes
Lebanon | 60% | yes
Malaysia | 60% | yes
Maldives | 99.8% | no
Mali | 90% | yes
Mauritania | 99.99% | no
Morocco | 99% | yes
Niger | 90% | yes
Nigeria | 50% | yes
Oman | 93% | yes
Pakistan | 97% | yes
Palestine | 95% | yes
Qatar | 77.5% | yes
Saudi Arabia | 100% | no
Senegal | 94% | yes
Sierra Leone | 60% | yes
Somalia | 99.9% | no
Sudan | 90% | yes
Syria | 90% | yes
Tajikistan | 97% | yes
The Gambia | 90% | yes
Tunisia | 98% | yes
Turkey | 99.8% | yes
Turkmenistan | 89% | yes
UAE | 76% | yes
Uzbekistan | 88% | yes
Yemen | 99% | yes
Now please shut up.
Algeria | 99% | yes
Azerbaijan | 93% | yes
Bahrain | 81% | yes
Bangladesh | 90% | yes
Brunei | 67% | yes
Burkino Faso | 50% | yes
Chad | 54% | yes
Comoros | 99% | yes
Djibouti | 94% | yes
Egypt | 90% | yes
Eritrea | 60% | yes
Guinea | 85% | yes
Indonesia | 86% | yes
Iran | 98% | yes
Iraq | 97% | yes
Jordan | 95% | yes
Kazakhstan | 57% | yes
Kosovo | 90% | yes
Kuwait | 85% | yes
Kyrgyzstan | 75% | yes
Lebanon | 60% | yes
Malaysia | 60% | yes
Maldives | 99.8% | no
Mali | 90% | yes
Mauritania | 99.99% | no
Morocco | 99% | yes
Niger | 90% | yes
Nigeria | 50% | yes
Oman | 93% | yes
Pakistan | 97% | yes
Palestine | 95% | yes
Qatar | 77.5% | yes
Saudi Arabia | 100% | no
Senegal | 94% | yes
Sierra Leone | 60% | yes
Somalia | 99.9% | no
Sudan | 90% | yes
Syria | 90% | yes
Tajikistan | 97% | yes
The Gambia | 90% | yes
Tunisia | 98% | yes
Turkey | 99.8% | yes
Turkmenistan | 89% | yes
UAE | 76% | yes
Uzbekistan | 88% | yes
Yemen | 99% | yes
Now please shut up.
Live and let live.
19/12/2014 @23:39
Rare luxury that is! *sets alarm for 7am*
Rare luxury that is! *sets alarm for 7am*
20/12/2014 @10:17
Ily just randomly looked out the window and said "Chodge" hehe :') ♥
Ily just randomly looked out the window and said "Chodge" hehe :') ♥
20/12/2014 @13:34
Ilysha's vocabulary is growing every week... I tucked her up in bed for a nap, and 5 minutes later I hear her forlornly state: "My daydee..." (she calls her dummy a 'daydee') which usually indicates she's lost it in her bedding/dropped it out her cot through the bars and can't retrieve it... a few seconds later she follows it up with: "Help, help!!" haha x
Ilysha's vocabulary is growing every week... I tucked her up in bed for a nap, and 5 minutes later I hear her forlornly state: "My daydee..." (she calls her dummy a 'daydee') which usually indicates she's lost it in her bedding/dropped it out her cot through the bars and can't retrieve it... a few seconds later she follows it up with: "Help, help!!" haha x
23/12/2014 @08:12
(Y)
(Y)
23/12/2014 @23:36
In case his track record hadn't already made it apparent with John Q, Deja Vu, Man on Fire etc... if there is ever a guy not to fuck with in a film, it's Denzel; dude is a fucking beast.
[watching The Equalizer]
In case his track record hadn't already made it apparent with John Q, Deja Vu, Man on Fire etc... if there is ever a guy not to fuck with in a film, it's Denzel; dude is a fucking beast.
[watching The Equalizer]
24/12/2014 @17:51
Tomorrow morning, be sure to remember that presence is worth more than presents to a child ♥
Tomorrow morning, be sure to remember that presence is worth more than presents to a child ♥
27/12/2014 @19:13
Such a wonderful and enchanting Christmas with most of the best people in my world ♥ - a massive thank you to my brother & his lovely other half for making it possible, it's been lovely seeing so many of my favourite faces in such a small amount of time; most of my immediate family besides a few, although I have spoken to almost everyone! Spent Xmas Day with my brother :) - we visited my Dad's to see him & Angie along with all my little sisters and my little brother, then popped round to see my not so little brother Mozzaa, and then onto Stace's Mam's to open presents and indulge in an amazing Xmas dinner and a few drinks with their lovely family :') ♥ Then the last two days with my little Princess have been simply magical; the excitement, the quality time, and the atmosphere of Christmas, even including snow itself on Boxing Day which is technically my Xmas Day meaning I had a white Christmas in my opinion! Ilysha stood repeatedly shouting "snowman!" at the window for a solid 10 minutes and I even got to take her outside and have a play in it! She had so many presents that she was overwhelmed and stopped halfway through to sit and eat some chocolate she'd received!! Took her over an hour to get through them! ♥ :) I've seen my handsome little Prince Char-char today too but only for a few hours due to the weather but at least I will be spending tomorrow with him as well :D - so my gorgeous little girl got to spend a couple of hours with her bestest "Chodge" and I got to spend some time with my Sonshine & my Mummy & Dawn over Xmas :') ♥ Thank you to everybody for all the gifts for both me and Ilysha, we are both very grateful! But thank you most of all for making the last few days so special - I love you all so much - this Xmas has been exactly what it's about, family and happiness!! :) :) :) ♥ Same time next year please! :') ♥
[with Terry Scott, Stace Lewis, Matthew Morris, Dawn Wheels Owen, Sammie Scott, Sheila Scott, Emma Scott, Chris Scott, Angie Scott, Nora Scott, Dawn Murray, Jamie Scott, Laura Toni and Kim Jane]
[with Terry Scott, Stace Lewis, Matthew Morris, Dawn Wheels Owen, Sammie Scott, Sheila Scott, Emma Scott, Chris Scott, Angie Scott, Nora Scott, Dawn Murray, Jamie Scott, Laura Toni and Kim Jane]
28/12/2014 @19:52
Back to work tomorrow morning for an unwelcome 6hr interruption of my Xmas holiday, but then it's back into Xmas mode and going to see The Hobbit finale with Terry tomorrow night :) ♥
Back to work tomorrow morning for an unwelcome 6hr interruption of my Xmas holiday, but then it's back into Xmas mode and going to see The Hobbit finale with Terry tomorrow night :) ♥
30/12/2014 @14:05
(Y)
(Y)
30/12/2014 @21:04
So, I am a pretty sociable kinda guy; I always converse with strangers at bus stops, in shop queues etc because I enjoy conversation. There's this brother I occasionally chat with on the #21 bus, and I don't know his name or anything about him really, just that he works at Lidl in Bentilee as a security guard and lives on my estate. Get off the bus tonight and he asks for a ciggie, so I roll him one whilst we're walking and he randomly invites me to a party at his house on New Years Day telling me it's going to be off the chain. Now is it just me, or is that a bit strange? I mean, we don't even know each other's names, and I don't know anybody he kicks it with so it'd be a bit awkward at a party of people I don't know? I won't be attending, but he told me his address and everything, pretty insistent I should pop round for a few beers...
[feeling perplexed]
So, I am a pretty sociable kinda guy; I always converse with strangers at bus stops, in shop queues etc because I enjoy conversation. There's this brother I occasionally chat with on the #21 bus, and I don't know his name or anything about him really, just that he works at Lidl in Bentilee as a security guard and lives on my estate. Get off the bus tonight and he asks for a ciggie, so I roll him one whilst we're walking and he randomly invites me to a party at his house on New Years Day telling me it's going to be off the chain. Now is it just me, or is that a bit strange? I mean, we don't even know each other's names, and I don't know anybody he kicks it with so it'd be a bit awkward at a party of people I don't know? I won't be attending, but he told me his address and everything, pretty insistent I should pop round for a few beers...
[feeling perplexed]
30/12/2014 @23:18
Gun related death statistics: UK: 1 in 400,000 die from a gun related incident. US: 1 in 10,000 die from a gun related incident. You're statistically 40x more likely to be shot in the USA than the UK. I feel so bad for this poor little lad, imagine growing up knowing you accidently shot your own Mum and killed her.
[https://www.facebook.com/topic/Hayden-Idaho/106253846071552]
Gun related death statistics: UK: 1 in 400,000 die from a gun related incident. US: 1 in 10,000 die from a gun related incident. You're statistically 40x more likely to be shot in the USA than the UK. I feel so bad for this poor little lad, imagine growing up knowing you accidently shot your own Mum and killed her.
[https://www.facebook.com/topic/Hayden-Idaho/106253846071552]
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