Saturday, 30 April 2016

Monthly Musings: April 2016

An overview of opinions and observations for the month.

02/04/2016 @07:49
My girly is back to normal. Well. 'Normal' πŸ˜‚

02/04/2016 @08:11
Sat eating breakfast with Ilysha:
Ily: "Daddy?"
Me: "Yes babe?"
Ily: "You got to eat them one at a time."
Me: "That's right."
Ily: "Well stop doing that."
*imitates me eating quickly*
Me: "I'm eating them one at a time babe."
Ily: "Well stop winding me up Daddy."
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

02/04/2016 @13:28
Cuddled up with Ily snacking on Milkybar Mini Eggs

02/04/2016 @22:20
Out for a mini mad one
[with Dan Heath, Shaun Mills, Matt Heath, Lorna Heath and Neil Mills at The Bush Pub]

04/04/2016 @09:18
Whoaaa-whoaaa it's Wrestlemania!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMfsMJ7xpfk]

04/04/2016 @18:46
Stuffing my face cause I'm marvin!!

04/04/2016 @19:41
[watching The Walking Dead]

05/04/2016 @09:13
Hmm, sounds intriguing!
[http://sciencefiction.com/2016/04/01/marvel-netflix-announce-hulk-cloak-dagger-bullseye-elektra-follow-defenders/]

05/04/2016 @16:22
So, let me get this right... the United Kingdom... as in the actual countries, is registered as a company. Seriously, look it up (https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/03778332/).
The 'United Kingdom Corporation' has three registered "Officers"; that is:
1) "ACCESS REGISTRARS LIMITED" as the Secretary.
2) "ACCESS NOMINEES LIMITED" as the Director.
3) "COWAN, Graham Michael" as the Director.
But wait, there is more. Looking into "ACCESS REGISTRARS LIMITED" and "ACCESS NOMINEES LIMITED" reveals that the Director of those two companies is... guess who?
That's right, Graham Michael Cowan...
[https://www.duedil.com/company/02183645/access-registrars-limited/people]
[https://www.duedil.com/company/03004532/access-nominees-limited/people]
Who is this Graham Michael Cowan who apparently personally owns the United Kingdom? Well, let's take a moment to consider the fact that his DueDil profile advises: "In total, Graham has held 15356 directorships, 181 of which are current, and 15175 are no longer active."
Okay. So This guy has held 15,356 directorships? That is, been the Director of 15,356 companies? Does this seem as bizarre to you as it does me? Looking on Companies House, it shows that most of his Directorships were appointed and resigned on the exact same dates, again, does this seem normal??
[https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/officers/BIj6w1WQhEWLWGsHwDhH_loZbWk/appointments]

05/04/2016 @20:06
"I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom."
― Edgar Allan Poe

05/04/2016 @20:13
Shame that most will overlook the most honest and outspoken voices of urban youth purely because of the presentation and medium they use to convey their passion and pained views of the disenfranchised world around them.
"Tripled Uni fees... stopped EMA like it was cool.../
All that says to me, is you don't want poor kids to go to school.../
I knew that shit like this would happen under Tory rule..."


06/04/2016 @20:28
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08/04/2016 @21:58
Two weekends ago Ilysha came mine with an awful ear infection and a bad chest. Last week she had face planted concrete flagstones an hour before being dropped off and had a bashed up head. This week she arrived with a waddle and a big graze up the inside of her thigh that she's done at school on an upside down chair leg... perhaps next weekend she can be injury and ailment free?!

08/04/2016 @22:06


08/04/2016 @22:58
Jesus Christ, I had no idea until now that static electricity is actually visible! Getting undressed in the dark ready for bed, take my shirt off and as I hear the faint crackle of static I see a fuckload of white flashes! I even put the fucking shirt back on and repeated the exercise just to be sure I didn't imagine it! I am 28yrs old, how did I not realise this before now!??

09/04/2016 @18:37
Relaxing after a busy day πŸ˜πŸ˜€

09/04/2016 @18:46
Bad news, I didn't win on the Grand National today. I blame the fact that I didn't bet. Good news, I didn't lose either.

09/04/2016 @20:51
Lil snuggle with madam & watch a classic πŸ‘ŒπŸ’—
[watching Toy Story]

10/04/2016 @11:09
I realise now all the things I took for granted before I became a parent. Things so simple and insignificant.
● Uninterrupted sleep.
● Uninterrupted showers.
● Uninterrupted toilet use.
● Uninterrupted meals.
● Uninterrupted brews.
● Uninterrupted TV shows.
● Uninterrupted getting dressed.
● Uninterrupted cooking.
● Uninterrupted masturbation.
● Uninterrupted gaming.
● Uninterrupted cleaning.
● Uninterrupted phone calls.
Basically, being able to do anything without a child harassing you for something πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11/04/2016 @09:50
hey root users don’t forget to use Antivirus…. its name is 360 security, it scans internaly very wel and it gives firewal option it means u can block internet connection for useless apps and get rid of data loss, and ur net speed increases
[http://www.androidauthority.com/best-root-apps-android-269022/]
[http://www.tomsguide.com/us/pictures-story/316-best-rooted-android-apps.html]
[http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/popular-apps-for-rooted-android/]
[http://forum.xda-developers.com/general/help/rooted-applications-rooted-android-t3076634]
[http://www.dreamytricks.com/best-root-apps-rooted-android-mobile/]

11/04/2016 @21:11
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [with David Evila Mcfadden III, Josh Lynagh, K Dwayne Johnson, Jacob Lynagh, Frank Knight, Hicham Taloubi, Olivier Bovil Azahares, Trevor Young, Mike Crater, D Coe Akablemmaz, Sean McDevitt, Tu Ben Ngo, Robert Davtyan, Michael Riesenbeck, Joshua Hopkins, Mohamed Ibrahim, Johnny Harrison and Brittany Edelman]






12/04/2016 @20:10
[watching UEFA Champions League with Terry Scott and Matthew Morris at The Auctioneer Sports Bar]

12/04/2016 @20:52
Holiday suggestions please, criteria:
● Sunny
● Cheap
● Not a shithole

12/04/2016 @21:43
Not racist, purely observational; outside the pub and I can hear 4 conversations, none of which are in English.

14/04/2016 @19:07
"This false flag waving's got us hating each other.../
Well as-salāmu ʿalaykum my brother.../
If we could come together we could save one another.../
With love; so never judge a book by the shade of it's cover."

- Rhymeskeemz

14/04/2016 @20:22
My Favourite Alarm Clock ♥

14/04/2016 @20:27
Love Chatting To Her ♥

14/04/2016 @20:32
Museum Bee ♥

14/04/2016 @20:37
I often blackmail Ilysha into calmly waiting for the bus by telling her it may be a double decker... it very rarely is... so this is a good alternative hehe x

14/04/2016 @20:51
Angry Ilysha Is Hilarious

16/04/2016 @09:02
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ™Š

16/04/2016 @11:26
 Loves her Buzzy Bee πŸ˜€πŸ˜

16/04/2016 @14:11
When Ilysha has longer hair, I want to try this ♥

17/04/2016 @16:32
Best Snapchat ever πŸ˜‚
[with Terry Scott]

17/04/2016 @22:03
Loving this! You need see this Terry!
[watching The Shannara Chronicles]

18/04/2016 @19:02
Some people are never satisfied, and even when you have broken your back to give them the world, they'll still be annoyed that you didn't give them the whole universe.

19/04/2016 @13:45
Lunch on the boss πŸ‘Œ
[drinking beer at Portofino Italian Restaurant]

19/04/2016 @18:55
Whenever you are complaining about something, stop and actually think about how much it really matters in the greater scheme of things. I encounter so much negative energy on a daily basis, mostly over insignificant things that aren't even important. There are people in life actually going through really difficult times, overcome with tragedy and heartbreak. I couldn't care less about your trivial "problem".

20/04/2016 @01:01
I could listen to her talk all day πŸ’— (she never shuts up so I'm lucky πŸ˜‚) xXx

20/04/2016 @12:35
Absolutely, totally and utterly heartbroken. My thoughts and prayers continue to be with my friends and their family, just like they have been since I heard the news last week. In one fateful moment, your entire life can be devastated with pain worse than you could ever imagine. This is why I said yesterday about people complaining about stupid insignificant things truly frustrates me! Especially parents trying to use their children as pawns for coercion, not realising that their child is the most valuable thing in this world! Never take them for granted, never see them as an inconvenience, cherish every second with them! Rest in Peace Kayden πŸ’” 😒
[http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/1/story-29143717-detail/story.html]

21/04/2016 @12:56
Happy Birthday Ricky, another one I cannot spend with you but I hope you are at peace and having a drink up there smiling down on us. Another angel joined you recently named Kayden - please keep a watch over him. Still miss your voice and laugh, and it still breaks my heart knowing you'll never get to meet Ilysha. I'll raise a glass for you later brother - enjoy your day arr kid πŸ’—πŸ˜’

22/04/2016 @18:13
This should be interesting...
[feeling apprehensive]

22/04/2016 @19:54
I have been heavily involved in Charlie's life since he was born, even being at the hospital straight after his birth. I have had him every Weds evening and Sunday since I can remember. For all intents and purposes, I consider him my own son. I love him enormously with every piece and part of me. Aside the adoption papers, I am his Dad. Tonight I have been told I should not be as involved in his life as I am because he isn't my biological child and Ilysha should be my priority. I was emotionally bullied and made to feel I am a bad person because I refused to neglect Charlie so that I can have Ilysha overnight on Wednesdays just for her Mum's benefit. After refusing to agree to her demands I was told that I shouldn't be surprised when Ilysha is older and doesn't want anything to do with me, and that the current arrangement regarding when I see Ilysha will be being modified because I am being selfish and getting all the quality time with her. I explained that I am unwilling to break my sons heart to suit her, and was then accused of wanting to just be a weekend Dad and of having all the quality time with Ilysha whilst she has to handle all the weekday arrangements and routine. I replied that if she is that serious about me not being a weekend Dad and if she feels she is missing out on having quality time with our daughter, that I would be willing to be the resident parent and have Ilysha live with me; I would receive the benefits, handle the weekday routine and her Mum could have the weekends with her so she could have the quality time that she feels she is missing out on. She declined. Apparently I am not capable of being the resident parent and it's in Ilysha's best interests to live with her Mum who complains about it all the time and asks me to look after our daughter at every possible opportunity. Go figure...


22/04/2016 @21:02
Well... that's new... πŸ˜²πŸ˜•

22/04/2016 @21:09
πŸ’—πŸ˜

23/04/2016 @06:07
 πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄

23/04/2016 @07:32
 πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜΄

23/04/2016 @09:31
Happy St. Georges Day... the day where we all claim to be proud to be English by celebrating the life of a Greek man with a Turkish Father and Palestinian Mother who was raised in Syria and allegedly killed a Dragon in Lebanon. Tomorrow we can return to reality where we all hate tax dodging Cameron who runs our country, where our education system and NHS are in tatters, immigration is blamed for lack of public funding despite the reality being our Government just spending stupidly, and all the other disgusting parts of our country and it's history including the British Empire and Irish Slavery...

23/04/2016 @09:55
A nicely presented video that details the view I've held for years but feel powerless to change.
[https://youtu.be/ipe6CMvW0Dg]

23/04/2016 @21:02
Fuck sake πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I am sat literally a metre away from Ilysha watching Adventure Time and eating Oreos... obviously oblivious to this unfolding beside me... "I got lipstick on Daddy." You shouldn't laugh... but I fucking howled! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ look at her! Proud as punch of herself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

24/04/2016 @08:32
πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

24/04/2016 @10:28
I love being made to think outside the box. There is something very rich and liberating about challenging your perceptions and beliefs. Expanding your mind and pushing your understanding of the universe around you is one of the best forms of self growth available.

24/04/2016 @10:29
πŸ‘Œ

24/04/2016 @10:37
My new favourite simplistic and addictive game 😁
[http://altosadventure.com/]

24/04/2016 @11:40
At three years old, my daughter will never comprehend how much it breaks my heart every time that she tells me I'm not her Daddy, because Ash (her Mum's ex) is... πŸ’”πŸ˜’

24/04/2016 @17:58
Bossed it! πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ

24/04/2016 @18:58
Tonight in a nutshell:
• Vikings S04E10
• The Blacklist S03E19
• Banshee S04E04
• Orphan Black S04E02
• The 100 S03E12
• DC's Legends of Tomorrow S01E12
• The Big Bang Theory S09E21 πŸ‘Œ

25/04/2016 @13:06
I cannot wait to watch Game of Thrones tonight!!! If anybody spoils it for me before I watch it, I will block you and you will be dead to me! That is all!

26/04/2016 @18:45
Shame only one of these catch ups ever happened.

26/04/2016 @20:27
[with Terry Scott at The Auctioneer Sports Bar]

26/04/2016 @23:22
;)
[with Terry Scott]


27/04/2016 @22:16
Mhmm...

27/04/2016 @22:18
πŸ‘Œ

28/04/2016 @21:20
WebMD; convincing you a headache is a brain tumour since 1996.
[http://symptoms.webmd.com/default.htm]

29/04/2016 @00:54
πŸ‘Œ

29/04/2016 @00:57
So cute 😊

29/04/2016 @00:59
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

29/04/2016 @21:22
As much as part of me misses the mad nights I used to spend causing mischief on the ale and naughty stuff with scores of friends that I barely speak to anymore... a much larger part of me feels happiest cuddled up after a productive week at work with my little Princess, the apple of my eye, the very best of me πŸ’—

29/04/2016 @22:14
Ugh, people just flat out lying for likes! This is a lie lol... not sure about the hand holding a hailstone, buuuut...
The plate of hailstones was Brazil in 2008:
[http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/fotos/0,,OI74798-EI8139,00-Chuva+de+granizo+causa+estragos+em+MG.html]
The white car was from a hailstorm in Argentina in 2015:
[http://strangesounds.org/2015/11/extreme-weather-in-argentina-incredible-tornado-in-sampacho-and-insane-hailstorm-in-santa-fe.html]
The car windscreen was in China in 2013:
[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-21876696]
The sheep was in Uruguay in 2015:
[http://www.deolhonotempo.com.br/index.php/internacional/2650-granizo-seco-mata-ovelhas-em-cerro-chato-salto-uruguai]

30/04/2016 @08:07
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30/04/2016 @10:25
Discovered a load of old toys she ain't played with in months that were stashed in her bedroom lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

30/04/2016 @16:00
 A brief summary of todays weather...

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