An overview of opinions and observations for the month.
01/03/2018 @22:37
So yeah, doing washing is all well and good until you need to have the window open for the vent hose when it's RealFeel® -18°C outside... FML.
01/03/2018 @22:50
They tell you to plan ahead in this kinda weather, so get the head start on tomorrow by calling in sick now in preparation & leaving a voicemail - then you can have a lie in as well (Y)
02/03/2018 @00:45
It's nights like tonight where I wish I had a missus. Could've sent her upstairs earlier to warm the bed up whilst I played some PS4, then come up and nicked the nice warm blanket off her.
02/03/2018 @00:49
Seriously I usually sleep starko bollocko but tonight I feel like going bed in my coat, scarf, hat & gloves. Roof is creaking like it's about to fly the fuck away. This weather is thoroughly unnecessary.
02/03/2018 @08:55
Legit wondering what the chances are that Ilysha will want go down park in vest top, shorts & wellies tomorrow? 🤔
02/03/2018 @19:30
A photo of me trying to keep my house warm in this weather.
03/03/2018 @11:58
Midday and Ilysha is still in her PJ's, that's what snowy weekends are about 👌
03/03/2018 @19:38
Tune in to see the Athlone Apollo tonight in the Irish Last Man Standing at 20:15 👊💪 give them hell Owen Paul Jobburn
[https://www.tg4.ie/en/live/]
03/03/2018 @20:59
Did us proud lad - gave him a good workout no doubt 💪👊
[with Owen Paul Jobburn]
03/03/2018 @23:12
Binged this entire series of The End Of The F***ing World in 2 nights 👌- mad gripping & really thought provoking, plus darkly comedic at times.
[watching The End Of The F***ing World]
04/03/2018 @10:57
Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
Yes, yes I am. It may not be healthy that I'm four consecutive episodes into binge watching a show, but that is my prerogative. Now fuck off and stop asking.
04/03/2018 @11:38
Good. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. USA have been poking the proverbial bear for a long time - totally unsurprised that eventually knocking the devil's door has yielded an unwanted answer.
05/03/2018 @23:07
Can Rick just die now plz? #RickThePrick #Negan4Prez
[watching The Walking Dead]
06/03/2018 @20:10
Tbf the bamboo train in Cambodia looks boss!
[watching jack whitehall travels with my father]
06/03/2018 @21:45
In all honesty, getting Netflix was possibly the smartest and dumbest decision I made, at the same time.
[watching so much stuff lately it's mental]
06/03/2018 @23:55
Saw a comment that summarised my own thoughts on this; Lego is a) massively overpriced, and b) too kit based whereas back in the past you'd get massive mixed selections of bricks where you could use your imagination to make loads of mad creative shit, and now you pay £50 for a box with a step by step guide to build one specific set, and if you lose any piece, you can't make what you are supposed to. Just go back to grassroots of selling tubs of random blocks and let kids use their imagination to make whatever they want instead of spoonfeeding them what their "imagination" should be coming up with.
[https://in.reuters.com/article/lego-results/toymaker-lego-reports-first-annual-sales-decline-in-13-years-idINKCN1GI0TR]
07/03/2018 @08:59
A year ago I was in Prague with my brother Terry, and today I'm wishing I was back on holiday again. Could do with a little break from reality. When we getting this holiday booked up lads?
[with Terry Scott and Matthew Morris]
07/03/2018 @17:56
Last week it snowed so bad, and the wind was so ruthless I had to bail on seeing little man; this week... our weather is madness.
08/03/2018 @00:58
It comes to something when you are that much of a hardcore gamer that you legitimately have games you really want to play but don't dare to, simply because you cannot trust yourself to not neglect other more important aspects of your life as a result... #TESOnline #WoW 😒
09/03/2018 @14:28
Remember that time when all the media paid mouthpiece economists said Brexit would devastate our economy? 👀
09/03/2018 @14:38
"And if you don't know, now you know." 💯
11/03/2018 @01:10
Productive night. The difference between a job and a career is, one you leave at work whereas the other you take home too. If I got paid overtime for all the hours I spent at night doing work related stuff, I would be a lot better off financially. But pay or not, jobs need to get done. Off to bed now, been a fun relaxing day with my little Princess ❤️ & I'm looking forward to seeing my little Prince tomorrow 💙
11/03/2018 @15:19
Little lad making mates [at Stoke Plaza]
11/03/2018 @21:53
What's on my mind? Really Facebook? Okay, let's go... Sometimes, my head falls off thinking deeply about inexplicably complex notions. Sometimes I even think that these thoughts will drive me insane, like, actually insane. That said, I am just that type of person who cannot let anything go; I am too curious, too persistent - and the answers that elude me are what psychologically decimate me. The questions that keep me hungry for answers, always. It's just who I am; I thrive on knowledge, always yearning for more. I want to know about everything that ever was, is, and may be. I want to understand the most complicated principles and the most elusive concepts. Let's take the illusion of life. What is life? Living? Consciousness? What is reality? The brain interprets everything using electrical signals; what we see, hear, smell, taste, touch... every single thing we experience, believe, dream, every thought, every memory and everything is merely binary; 0's and 1's - data. The world as we understand it and experience it, it's all just electricity and binary. It's all just so simple, but so complex at the same time. If everything can be broken down to electric impulses, and to zeroes and ones, then everything can be theoretically mimicked. The zeroes and ones could be mapped and replicated. The electric impulses could be cloned, mirrored, reproduced. You could theoretically take a brain, place it on a shelf and feed it electric signals that create the illusion of an alternate reality; you could convince the brain it's alive, experiencing life when it is not. Reality as we perceive it is determined by the inputs of our limited five apertures, the five senses that tell us this world exists, and that we are living our lives. You could resequence the binary of DNA, the human genome. You could create a foetus in a laboratory, feed it the binary sequences for any experience, memory, knowledge even. You could create children who already know how to speak every language, the history of humanity verbatim, anything - simply by inserting the relevant zeroes and ones into their brain at a young age. After all, knowledge is simply binary data stored and recalled. The binary that is stored when we learn Spanish for example, it's simply zeroes and ones that if mapped could theoretically be inserted into anybody. It may sound like I have watched the Matrix too many times, but truth often is stranger than fiction. And perhaps Matrix does in fact hit close to home, because if it were real, or if the Simulation Theory is correct, we would be unable to prove it whilst confined within the rules of the code. Look at every existing theory of where life began; whether you believe in religion, or Darwinism, it doesn't matter. What is zero day? What is the beginning of it all? How could there ever be a beginning? If you believe in a God, where did they come from? How did your God come to exist? If you believe in the Big Bang, what existed before it? How could everything simply appear from nothing? They say the Big Bang created the Universe, but how is that possible? There must have been something before the Big Bang to cause it? Nothingness in and of itself is already something; it's the absence of everything, but the concept of infinity is abstract; infinity has no definition without the presence of finite. I want to know; how did this come to be? How is it possible that we can hold in our hand what is essentially plastic, metal and glass, and with a few taps of our finger, we can transmit our voice to the other side of the planet instantly? How is that even possible? How did we come to understand that the picture on your TV screen, the music playing on your iPod, the software running on your computer - it's all just encoded binary, zeroes and ones that are compiled to generate sensory interpretable data? Every word on the screen of whatever device you are reading this on, is simply zeroes and ones that have been generated by me typing letters and transmitted wirelessly like magic to be collected somehow, reconstructed into a sequence that you can interpret and understand? These thoughts are enough to drive you insane. These are just a couple of examples of questions that tear my head apart trying to fathom this world and the complexities of the system we live within. Ignorance is bliss, unfortunately bliss is only available to the ignorant; and I am far from ignorant.
12/03/2018 @01:10
It took a lot of deliberating to declare Witcher 3 my favourite game, but even now Skyrim still makes me question my final judgement. Just seeing trailers, hearing the theme song or seeing Fus Ro Dah memes and videos... they are both epic in their own ways. May have to revert to saying it's too close a call between them for me!
12/03/2018 @18:06
"And I said 'this life ain't a love song' while I marched on blindly..." 🎶
13/03/2018 @13:42
Could one friend please copy and re post? I am trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 #SuicideAwareness
13/03/2018 @23:29
Sometimes I wanna be around friends and family, chatting, laughing and being sociable. Other times I just want to shut the world out entirely, for no reason other than I just want some time to myself, to think, to be alone and enjoy my own solitude. If you message me and I don't reply right away, it's not "being ignorant" or "antisocial", sometimes I'd just rather be left alone and I'll get at you when I'm good. Respect my decision to just enjoy my own peace.
15/03/2018 @00:36
Can't comment on the first few, but the top 7 are all co-signed from me fam
15/03/2018 @08:59
Hyped for this yano! #ReadyPlayerOne
15/03/2018 @09:04
At what age does life give you a fucking break? Asking for a friend.
15/03/2018 @20:10
I'm left to assume May's threat of the UK being prepared to "stand ready to take much more extensive measures” against the Kremlin carries as much weight as Trumps "fire and fury" comments regarding North Korea. Why do these leaders poke the proverbial bears? Do they fail to realise the collateral damage of WW3 would be the innocent families of all the countries involved? Or more likely, do they just not care?
15/03/2018 @21:29
My Facebook posts have been liked 59,000 times. Either you lot have good taste, or I just post too much stuff that it's inevitable I'll rack up shit loads of likes
15/03/2018 @21:58
Over the years we grew, earned more scars than we even knew, that much is true.../
And I hoped that you could make it too, escape from the demons chasing you.../
I lost most friends when I tried to fly; lost the rest when I left the sky.../
Now my feet are on the floor and my heads held high, I remember us through nostalgic eyes..../
Fondest memories decorate this melody - time to accept the past is all we'll ever be.../
Stop dreaming of reunions that will never be, I reminisce with bittersweet jealousy.
[https://anothab.bandcamp.com/track/a-million-questions]
15/03/2018 @23:45
Getting CompTIA certified is graft and a half, but when you want to be accredited for your career, you do what you need to.
16/03/2018 @17:54
It's always an issue when you want to get in shape, but equally want to eat an entire multipack of crisps
16/03/2018 @22:51
Should be interesting, revenge for last year or early exit? 🤔
17/03/2018 @09:36
Never in my life expected I would need to justify my parenting to a 5 year olds tummy.
👧: "Can I have an ice cream Dad?"
🧔: "No Ilysha, it's only 9 o clock and you've not long ate your breakfast."
*Ilysha lifts up her top to show me her belly*
👧: "Well tell that to my tummy because it doesn't believe you."
🧔: "..."
17/03/2018 @13:03
😂😂 x
17/03/2018 @16:35
Just in case any of you don't have windows, it's snowing outside. You're welcome.
17/03/2018 @20:14
Let's begin. #CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger
[watching Captain America]
17/03/2018 @22:10
Onward! #IronMan
[watching Iron Man]
18/03/2018 @00:11
Next up! #HulkSmash!
[watching The Incredible Hulk]
18/03/2018 @11:05
Well, may as well get back to it! #IronMan2
[watching Iron Man 2]
18/03/2018 @17:33
Where's Mjölnir at? #ThorOdinsonFuckers
[watching Thor]
18/03/2018 @19:27
Well now they're all introduced, I guess it's time for them to unite! #AvengersAssemble!
[watching Avengers]
18/03/2018 @21:55
Well Mr Stark, let us continue (again)... #IronMan3
[watching Iron Man 3]
18/03/2018 @23:39
First 7 down, 11 more to go. Should get a couple in tomorrow I reckon :D
19/03/2018 @18:21
Come den Malekith 1v1 me fgt #ThorTheDarkWorld
[watching Thor 2]
19/03/2018 @20:04
One of the best 😏 #CaptainAmerica #WinterSoldier #BuckOff
[watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier]
19/03/2018 @22:26
Finish off the night on a lighter note 🙌 #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy "I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws: Billie the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos." 😝 #IfYouKnowYouKnow
[watching Guardians of the Galaxy]
20/03/2018 @18:14
Time to check out Awesome Mix Vol.2 #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2 xD
[watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2]
20/03/2018 @22:16
Booked up; Vilnius & Riga in May 👌
[with Terry Scott and Matthew Morris]
20/03/2018 @23:36
Gonna make it a little bit of a late night, but it's not like I've got an important management meeting tomorrow... oh, wait. *shrug* #AvengersAgeOfUltron
[watching Avengers: Age of Ultron]
21/03/2018 @17:57
Headphones in, can't be doing with listening to young road girls on bus gwarning about "I'll bang her out blud know what I mean?" 😑
21/03/2018 @20:38
When someone queue jumps the bus in front of loads of people who've been waiting ages, just sit next to them to piss them off 😂👌 half empty bus and I'm sat next to some lad proper squashing him up against the window just cause he's fucked me off 😂😝
21/03/2018 @21:16
Let tonights Marvel-lous viewing commence #AntMan
[watching Ant-Man]
21/03/2018 @22:47
And now, time to make a girl very happy with the simplest thing... it's time for #CaptainAmericaCivilWar
[watching Captain America: Civil War]
22/03/2018 @19:10
Planning on watching 3 tonight, so best get started #DoctorStrange
[watching Doctor Strange]
22/03/2018 @21:13
Next up #SpiderManHomecoming #ItsTingling
[watching Spider-Man]
22/03/2018 @23:23
And to conclude the nights viewing, let's have a bit more of my main man! #ThorRagnarok
[watching Thor 3: Ragnarok]
23/03/2018 @01:07
Felt like I was watching a Tolkien film at times; especially the part where Thor killed the Balrog, Heimdall led the Hobbits into the Mines of Moria, and the main enemies were Galadriel and King of Rohan Éomer.
23/03/2018 @11:08
😏🙌 x
23/03/2018 @17:44
After watching 17 Marvel films in the last 6 days, I'm of the opinion that the Guardians are both my favourites, shortly followed by Ragnarok; all three have buckets of humour and awesome soundtracks. Ragnarok proper reminded me of Stranger Things by the score. Immense.
23/03/2018 @21:10
Missed this little lady 💖 xo
23/03/2018 @22:26
🙈🤔 x x x
24/03/2018 @17:17
irl tho, she'd bell feds and he'd get nicked 🙈😑
24/03/2018 @21:01
Ilysha just yawned, wide enough to swallow a hippo. I glances at the clock thinking it's about 8pm... and it's 9pm. I think wtf have the clocks gone forward early this year?! We've been sat playing Lego together for about 3hrs 😂 best get her ready for bed!
24/03/2018 @23:10
Basically midnight so better get some sleep. Ilysha won't let something daft like the clocks changing stop her from getting me up at stupid o'clock in the morning.
25/03/2018 @10:31
Lovely day for it 💖
25/03/2018 @18:54
[at The Nelson Inn]
25/03/2018 @20:21
Time to complete the set.
[watching Black Panther]
26/03/2018 @08:30
🙌
26/03/2018 @08:49
"When you hold me in your arms so tight...
You let me know everything's alright...
I-i-i-i-i'm hooked on a feeling!" 😝
[https://media1.giphy.com/media/wv34jEfv17OmI/giphy-downsized.gif?cid=a50210fc5ab8a5f56c4a4c4359928a2f]
27/03/2018 @00:30
New season! 🙌
[watching Silicon Valley]
27/03/2018 @19:35
I spend that much time waiting at bus stops for buses that don't turn up you would be forgiven for thinking it was one of my hobbies.
27/03/2018 @23:30
Just seen this embarrassing excuse for "news" on the Sentinel: "HANLEY: Twenty-three-year-old Liam Johnson, of St Ann Walk, Hanley, who is charged with throwing down a cigarette end in Bucknall New Road, Hanley, on November 8, will appear at North Staffordshire Justice Centre on April 9." Christ, slow news day? "Man throws fag end on floor". Fuck sake.
28/03/2018 @00:33
As someone who has been deeply affected by suicide, this campaign will be forever close to my heart. Male suicide is a huge issue with 75% of UK suicides being males, with hanging as the most common method. In 2011 I lost both a friend, Anthony Mansell and also Ricky Lewis, my Brother in Law to suicide. Both took their own lives within the space of three months. In 2012 I was close to suicide myself whilst battling depression during the court proceedings over Ilysha where I was prevented from seeing her for 6 months whilst fighting tooth and nail to get a court order that would force her Mum to let me be involved in her life. I was forced to jump through hoops despite being the one fighting the uphill battle and made out to be a risk to my own child. I am so grateful for Samaritans for helping through that dark period of my life, and so thankful that I am still here today to have the privilege of watching her grow into a beautiful young lady. I am aware that more than a few of my male friends have also considered or in some cases even attempted suicide, and it really is an unspoken and taboo subject; men are supposed to be the stoic, unbreakable and steadfast types who shrug off painful emotions and just "get on with it" - "man up" as the popular saying goes. This is a plea to anybody who ever gets to the point where they cannot see a light at the end of the tunnel and suicide seems like the only way out - speak to me, message me, or at least talk to someone. The darkest demons thrive in your silent solitude - surround yourself with a strong support network of friends and family. Do not fight the battle alone. "Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles" ❤️ #Project84 #CALM #Samaritans
[https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/morning-shocks-viewers-hard-hitting-12253364]
28/03/2018 @09:08
Fuck sake, bodes well when exactly a year to date I have another Sophos EOL to contend with today 🙈
28/03/2018 @20:32
Fucking sick whoever is responsible for this!!! 😡😡🤬
[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/schools-across-country-put-lockdown-12266099]
28/03/2018 @23:30
😂🤣🙌
29/03/2018 @08:53
❤️ this little loon, can't wait see her tonight... and got her all the way through until Sunday night for Easter 🥚🍫 xo
29/03/2018 @18:48
Straight in making herself at home 😂😍 xo
29/03/2018 @18:59
Ilysha: "You can have this Dad, because if the vets can't save you and you die and go to Heaven you can always remember me with it." 😭😔 xo
29/03/2018 @21:14
Showing support for one another, I’m looking for SIX of my friends to post this message (not share) to show you are always there if someone needs to talk #supportmentalhealth
30/03/2018 @08:21
Spot fucking on. SJW and PC rhetoric is out of hand. Offence is subjective; how can we make laws based on it? If enough people are offended by judges decisions, does that mean we get to lock them all up? 🤔🤨
30/03/2018 @22:45
If you don't April's Fool your kids this year by telling them the Easter Bunny hasn't brought them any chocolate, are you even a parent? 😂
31/03/2018 @10:48
Shieeeet 🙌
31/03/2018 @17:58
Boxing is on later and my thoughts are thus;
1) I don't care as the outcome does not affect me whatsoever.
2) Refer to 1.
31/03/2018 @19:59
Posts like this piss me off tbh, and the comments are hilarious. The game is rated 12. Your kid just turned 7. If you choose to let your kid plays games above their age rating, don't cry about the content. It's like showing your toddler a horror film rated 12 and then writing to the company who made it to complain that your kid was scared by it. Or sneaking your 10 year old into a stripclub and then going to complain that he's being exposed to tits and strippers. Fuck sake. 😑🔫
31/03/2018 @21:58
It's almost 10pm, kiddo is in bed, so you know what that means! 👊🥊
...setting up an Easter Egg hunt for when she wakes up in the morning!
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