Monthly Musings: October 2018

An overview of opinions and observations for the month.

01/10/2018 @21:31
Fucking banging this is. Shotty Horroh is my guy!

02/10/2018 @01:12
Ever since our childhood playing Subutteo, Corps, Lego and Playmobil. Dodi Rydelly dip. Playing games of Warhammer, Risk, Battleships, Chess, even Key to the Kingdom for 12 hours at a time. Looking after the kids on a Friday night with alcopops. N64 on ISS 98, Goldeneye, Mario Kart and Mortal Kombat (shut up Stacey). Booeys apple. Nicky and the nettles. The 5ft pool table in our 6ft bedroom with cues hanging out the window. Football Italia. Wrestling in the fields. Mozzaa's sprained toe. Mop cereal. Some people needing a little encouragement. Football on the pitches after school through the fence behind the Clarks. Stealing Pokemon Cards from Toys R Us. Camping. Brook jumping. Stealth. Footy down St Mary's. Hedge hopping. Sweets from the ice cream van up through the window. Staying up to watch wrestling events at 4am. Growing up and getting jobs, girlfriends, out drinking up town them big ass bottle of Jacques cider in Walkabout, and late ass nights at the casino. Sunday footy on Sprinkbank pitches. Karaoke down the White Horse. Watching LOTR and The Hobbit every Christmas at the cinema. Football on Dimensions. Puregym. Always Gold. Now holidays together travelling around the world with each other, Budapest, Krakow, Albufeira, Prague, Berlin, Riga, Vilnius, Mallorca... You're not just my brother, you're my best friend and a fantastic Uncle to Ilysha. Most of my favourite memories involve you; the one I can always count on to be in my corner no matter what. I love you more than you'll ever know. "One day we'll both be older, and our horses will not be toys" well I'm so glad that I remember, when we were two little boys ♥ Happy birthday Terry. Hope your day is a special to you, as you are to me ♥ x x x
[with Terry Scott]

03/10/2018 @00:23
It's actually painful to watch Jordan Peterson absolutely dismantle an interviewer who is clearly trying to push a narrative and force him into a negatively labelled box. His patience and tolerance level is over 9000. Cathy is an utter embarrassment in this interview.

03/10/2018 @23:15
Always a pleasure seeing this one 😊 xo
[with Samantha Edmondson]

04/10/2018 @18:44
Haha guilty 🙋🏻‍♂️

05/10/2018 @13:47
You're welcome 😂😘 x

06/10/2018 @08:24
Remember that time when you used to always message people first, but then you got tired of always being the one putting the effort in, so you just stopped and thought "let's see how long it takes before they message me" and that was 4 years ago and you still waiting? 💯

06/10/2018 @11:00
Between sunrises and sunsets, I prefer... being awake

06/10/2018 @11:02
If I had five hours to kill, I would... make the most if it and kill everybody I don't like within the first half hour.

06/10/2018 @11:04
One word that describes me is... cunt.

06/10/2018 @11:04
Three things I couldn't live without... Oxygen, water, food.

06/10/2018 @11:05
Some good advice for passing exams is... not be a moron.

06/10/2018 @11:06
If I could only take one item with me to a desert island, apart from food and water, I'd take... a boat.

06/10/2018 @11:07
What I value most in life is... being alive.

06/10/2018 @11:08
If an old lady jumps the queue, I... post an annoyed status on Facebook and get told off by Samantha Edmondson

06/10/2018 @11:08
I always get mistaken for... someone who gives a shit.

06/10/2018 @11:09
A food I couldn't ever bring myself to eat is... Mayonnaise. That shit is grim af

06/10/2018 @11:10
I think the best time to sunbathe is…when it's sunny.

06/10/2018 @13:14
For all you lot who sometimes go over the speed limit, check this out 💯
[https://en.stories.newsner.com/tricks/this-simple-trick-prevents-the-police-from-ever-giving-you-a-speeding-ticket/]

06/10/2018 @15:03
💕💯

06/10/2018 @18:13
Swift one 🍻
[at The Nelson Inn]

06/10/2018 @19:10
Fuck sake 😭

06/10/2018 @20:45
Just about order a chinese cuz I fancy some chicken fried rice yeh, and get this bad boy 😂
[http://www.evergreentakeaway.co.uk/]

06/10/2018 @23:57
Lads, think it's time we all fess up that we've changed. I've got Rob Lowe spending his night with a cheeseboard & 30 year old Port, Bradley Simpson watching X-Factor with a face mask on, and I've just had a 45 minute soak in the bath whilst reading a book. What happened to us? 😂🙌

08/10/2018 @19:17
[with Terry Scott at The Old Clubhouse Buxton]

09/10/2018 @20:02
Yikes, what a selection of craft beers!
[with Terry Scott at Buxton Brewery Garden Tap]

09/10/2018 @21:17
Fucking bollocksed and marvin. Grafted all day. Ain't used to this shit 😂
[with Terry Scott at Moorland Inn]

11/10/2018 @08:50
Nawww this is well cute!

11/10/2018 @23:29
Dang, how pretty is Jessica Parker Kennedy though?! 😍
[watching The Flash]

12/10/2018 @19:01
Proper underestimated how big this was 😂🙈 got a happy girly though so 🤷🏻‍♂️ xo

13/10/2018 @23:32
Being that petty kind of person where you see someone's IG photo and are about to ❤️ it until you remember they never ❤️ none of yours so you're just like nahhhh 💯

14/10/2018 @12:29
Ok all couples - Put this as your status and answer honestly.
⏰ Relationship length : 3 years 1 month.
👰🏼 Married : no.
❤️ Who was interested first : Me.
🧓🏻 Who’s older : Me.
👵🏼 Age difference : 26 years.
👆🏼 Who’s taller : Me.
🤬 Worst Temper : Me.
🤫 Loudest : PS4.
😂Funniest: Me.
✋🏽 Most Stubborn : PS4.
😴 Falls asleep first : PS4.
🥘 cooks better: Me.
🎤 Better Singer : Me.
🎢 Most adventurous : Me.
📁Organised : PS4.
😱 Stresses the most: Me.
🐻 Most Protective : Me
📱 Glued to their phone the most: Me
✈️ Traveled the most : Me
💰 Best with money: PS4
👟Has the most shoes : Me 

14/10/2018 @18:45
Compulsory pint after dropping missy off at her Mum's 🍻
[at The Nelson Inn]

14/10/2018 @20:48
Really diggin Shotty's new sound tbf!

15/10/2018 @09:02
😂😂💯

16/10/2018 @08:12
Sitting mongin on edge of ya bed at 8am questioning your life decisions. This morning I'm questioning why in the actual fuck I thought going bed at 2:30am was orate like I wouldn't be a Walking Dead zombie this morning.

16/10/2018 @18:52
Dope af

16/10/2018 @18:56
Enjoy.

16/10/2018 @19:24
Shotty Horroh has been listening to Jamie T lately.

17/10/2018 @09:01
"I can sympathise cause I've been searching too //
and have yet to find a girl half as good as you"
🎶

18/10/2018 @00:18
Binge watching the hell out of Simon Sinek lately.

18/10/2018 @00:25
If you're a manager or leader at work, I can't recommend this highly enough.

18/10/2018 @08:57
Happy 6th Birthday to the most important person in my life, my little Princess Ilysha ❤️ she arrived in my world and changed everything. Every day I spend trying to better myself, to be a better Dad and to improve our lives, all of it is worth it when I see her beautiful face smiling, or hear her voice saying "thank you" or "love you Daddy". She is my anchor, my constant, my motivation and my muse. 💕 I am thankful to Marie for blessing me with such a perfect child, and together we do what we can to raise her into a strong, creative, intelligent little lady. Getting to call her my daughter fills me with pride and overwhelming emotion; she saved me from a life without direction, and I will forever give all I have to making our lives as happy and comfortable as possible.💖 So today I celebrate the last six years of having Ilysha in my life and the anniversary of the day I became a Daddy! Happy Birthday Princess! Daddy loves you most! ❤️ 🎁🎂🎈🎉

19/10/2018 @19:41
Join us next week when "Manchester" is renamed as "Gender Neutral Chester".

19/10/2018 @21:44
🙌💯

19/10/2018 @21:45
5 years on, and it's the deja vu!

19/10/2018 @22:23
😂😂

20/10/2018 @20:33
Thanks to everyone who helped make Ilysha's birthday celebrations so fun today. It was exhausting, stressful and hectic for me... but enjoyable and exciting for little madam, and that's all that matters. She says she had an awesome day, so regardless of how tired I am, it was worth it all ♥ xo

23/10/2018 @08:19
Random af morning thought. If sneezing is an automatic reaction to an irritation then why tf don't you sneeze in your sleep? Cause atm whilst awake am sneezing abar 5 times a minute.

23/10/2018 @09:14
👀

23/10/2018 @18:45
Dope af!

23/10/2018 @22:42
Your actions determine your life. You can't voluntarily do stuff, then complain about the outcome. It's called taking ownership for your decisions lol.

25/10/2018 @00:00
Lol, topkek. Women have been empowered to put careers over being housewives, the economy is on its ass and men are terrified of being accused of rape or forced out of involvement in their kids lives. Riddle solved.
[https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/birth-rates-in-the-us-are-falling-and-were-not-sure-why/]

25/10/2018 @00:54
I still cannot get over how good Eminem's latest album is. 'The Ringer' has been continually wheeled up since I heard it.

25/10/2018 @19:16
😂💪

26/10/2018 @21:29
If you've never seen this and you have kids, sort it out 😂 me & Lysh are howling!

26/10/2018 @23:40
RDR2 is graphically gorgeous.

27/10/2018 @08:05
Made ya own breakfast have ya kid? Typical woman already, can't decide what she wants 😂 xo

27/10/2018 @09:09
Snow way is this the actual weather rn? 🌨️

27/10/2018 @10:29
Ilysha is sat drawing watching TV... RDR2 is so tempting... 👀😂

27/10/2018 @15:03
😉

28/10/2018 @00:05
👀

28/10/2018 @08:57
Are you even a parent if you don't have to get off the toilet mid-shit because your kid needs a piss and is dancing in front of you repeatedly telling you? 🤔🤨

28/10/2018 @10:53
Been meet baby Anabella this morning 😊 Ilysha asking to "stroke the baby" was adorable 😍 xo

28/10/2018 @21:23
Halloween Party with a superstar Ibiza DJ 👀🤨
[with Terry Scott]