An overview of opinions and observations for the month.
01/12/2020
Of course, I'd love for some under-trained volunteer to inject me with an under-tested vaccine for a disease with a 99.9% survival rate 🤡
01/12/2020 @21:05
Live Forknife Event time. Let's take out this big Galactus dickhead 🔫 #Fortnite #Marvel #DevourerOfWorlds
02/12/2020 @17:31
This has killed me offff 🥴🤣🤣
[https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/shops-open-stoke-primark-lockdown-4756064]
04/12/2020 @18:55
💯👌
04/12/2020
[@SydneyLWatson: "You're allowed to support the overall idea of vaccines without wanting the government to inject you with some garbage they rushed through in a few months. That doesn't make you anti-vax. It makes you not a complete moron."]
05/12/2020 @08:48
Happy Birthday sis! Hope you have a great day, even though you and Rich did your best to give your cards away 🤦🏻♂️😂 love ya lots & will call ya later 😘❤️ xxxxx
[with Stace Lewis]
05/12/2020 @18:28
🤣💯
05/12/2020 @21:15
Beer, pizza, Mandalorian. Fucking ayy 💯👌
07/12/2020 @09:24
One of those days where my demons have the upper hand.
07/12/2020 @14:02
07/12/2020 @23:39
😂😂
08/12/2020 @12:49
Bit mad this is.
[https://step-nie.medium.com/the-problem-with-seraphine-58dc16c07e79]
08/12/2020 @23:57
Fuck I'm going berserk //
Covid can suck my fucking dick until it hurts
[https://anothab.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-covid]
09/12/2020 @15:44
Classic 2020.
Me: "Hi, my filling has fallen out. I need an appointment."
Dentist: "January 5th."
🥴🙃
12/12/2020 @08:07
💁🏻♂️💯
13/12/2020 @08:29
This kid with trap remixes 😂 so much energy on a Sunday morning 🥴 xo
13/12/2020 @23:50
See, I can commit to stuff. Like checking Timehop every single day for 4 years. So there, I don't have commitment issues 💁🏻♂️😂
14/12/2020 @14:36
Marketer: Can I send an email to someone who hasn't opted in to receive it?
No, they have to explicitly opt in.
Gov: Can we take peoples organs if they haven't opted in to donate them?
Yes, we'll tell them they have to explicitly opt out. 🥴
14/12/2020 @18:11
When you send death threats to a games developer because of delays to their release schedule, so they release the game prematurely, then players complain it's too buggy 🥴 [https://www.thegamer.com/cdpr-death-threats-no/amp/]
14/12/2020 @21:30
When you're just sat surrounded by gifts that need wrapping, and all you can do is pour yourself another Disaronno because you're overwhelmed 🥴😂
[watching Home Alone]
15/12/2020 @08:34
💯💅
15/12/2020 @23:31
Anyone else start second guessing gift choices as they're wrapping them, and start worrying people may not like what you've bought them? Ugh. Nevertheless, been a productive night. Almost at the point I can put my feet up and wait for the big day to appear... 🥃🎄🎁
16/12/2020 @12:29
Some Trackzzz just resonate ❤️
17/12/2020 @23:32
The most broken people always try to be the rock for other broken people; because broken people empathise instead of judging. You can post statuses and comments about recognising the mens mental health crisis and mourning when males commit suicide, but actually try being there for broken men instead. Stop treating it like a virtue signalling exercise. Acknowledging a problem without action doesn't fix anything.
18/12/2020 @20:31
Your reality is defined by your perception. Everything you believe is what will manifest in your life; reality is just the result of electric pulses in your brain being interpreted to shape what you perceive. Change your outlook, improve your reality.
19/12/2020 @09:22
We've come a long way ❤️🥰
19/12/2020 @10:01
Remember to shop local over the coming weeks as the economy is further crippled by lockdowns and restrictions. Just not those dickhead shops who put the price of bog rolls up by 300% during the first lockdown. Fuck those assholes.
19/12/2020 @14:16
This kid with her spelling though 😍❤️
19/12/2020 @16:53
Today in "things I will be ignoring"...
[https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/christmas-cut-one-day-stoke-4815631]
19/12/2020 @17:00
🤣🤣🤣
19/12/2020 @17:09
2020 Plans:
Birthday celebrations (cancelled).
Terrys Stag-Do (cancelled).
Terrys Wedding (cancelled).
Spain with Ilysha (cancelled).
Christmas Day.
Get arrested for seeing family on Boxing Day.
Almost completed my list now 🥴
19/12/2020 @18:29
A brief overview of the evolution of Law:
Exodus 20:2–17 (~1300 BC) Thou shalt not kill.
Covid 19 Regulations (2020 AD) Thou shalt not hug their nan on Boxing Day.
🥴🥴
19/12/2020 @19:39
💅
19/12/2020 @22:52
From the new tracks "Scars" coming soon 👀
19/12/2020
[@T4Recovery: "The evidence suggests that we’re in serious danger from mutant misinformation emitted by super-spreader @MattHancock. The facts just don’t support his wild claims. Never mind a mask, he should be muzzled for the good of the country. #TimeForRecovery"]
20/12/2020 @11:08
🔥🔥🔥
20/12/2020 @15:16
🥴🥴
20/12/2020 @16:09
WHO have announced the next approach to stopping the spread of Covid; they are going to depress everyone until we all just kill ourselves. Problem solved, no more Covid to worry about 🙃
21/12/2020 @20:52
Having a beer with the lads 🤘
[with Tim Harlott]
22/12/2020 @08:00
Fuck sake 🥴🤣
22/12/2020 @19:15
It's 5pm on December 24th, Boris Johnson appears on the TV in an emergency last minute broadcast. "I know we told you that you could have a bubble of 3 households for Christmas Day. Unfortunately, the science just does not justify the risks. My advisors have today told me that their modelling shows the new strain may be 400% more transmissible and may wipe out the entire of the UK population by New Year. We have no choice but to cancel Christmas Day celebrations this year. I know this will be a difficult time for you all, but we just cannot take the risks. Together we will beat back this wicked virus, and we will triumph as Britain always has. We must remain alert. We must make the sacrifices now so that we can all celebrate together later." Wyd?
22/12/2020 @23:18
happy to be making music again ngl ✌️
24/12/2020 @08:35
💁🏻♂️💯
24/12/2020 @15:44
Merry Christmas; for good, or for bad, Brexit is concluded. The most terrifying part of the speech is hearing Boris say "Britain can now make it's own laws" which given the tyrannical shitstorm we've seen throughout Covid is fucking horrific. What was supposed to be one of the highlights of Brexit, being able to Govern ourselves, has now become an alarming prospect. Rule Britannia, I guess?
24/12/2020 @16:50
❤️
24/12/2020 @22:20
Christmas Eve means only one thing on my agenda. Curled up with the amaretto, watching It's A Wonderful Life. Tis' the season of love, peace and perpetual hope. Sending best wishes for a magical Christmas for all my friends, family, enemies and strangers. Eat, drink and be merry ❤️🎄🎅
25/12/2020 @14:55
Snow on Christmas day? Go on then! 🌨️
25/12/2020 @18:13
Proper happy with my new toaster and kettle I've had for Xmas. Does this mean I'm getting old? 🤣❤️🎅🎄 xo
25/12/2020 @19:32
To balance out the kettle and toaster, check all these geeky gifts, lots of games related merch and loads of alcohol too 😂 love y'all amazing people who bought me this stuff! ❤️🎄🎅
26/12/2020 @20:13
Absolutely creasing at this with buggo 😂😂
26/12/2020 @23:38
Thank you to everyone who has helped make this Christmas a little bit of light in what has been a very dark year. Thanks for the gifts, the warm sentiments, and the memories. Me & buggo have had an exhausting albeit enjoyable couple of days ❤️
27/12/2020 @09:32
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without issues, because it's not allowed for me to just have a few days of rest! 😤 Lay in bed last night to the sound of dripping water. Yup, bedroom ceiling started leaking in again 🤬🤦🏻♂️
27/12/2020 @15:33
When your kid loves Brooklyn Nine Nine 😂🤣
28/12/2020 @14:12
Nice night of beer & banter 💅
[with Sammie Scott, Zack Clews and Matt Harvey]
28/12/2020 @15:48
"Every time I get some time to spend, I end up drunk or sleeping in"
fr Frank Turner knows wassup 💯
29/12/2020 @10:36
What are the main roads like? My estate is covered... ❄️🌨️
30/12/2020 @08:39
🤣💁🏻♂️
30/12/2020 @09:35
beautiful morning 😍
30/12/2020 @19:35
Those "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Tier" joke posts hitting different rn 🥴
31/12/2020 @21:17
This year has been strange. I've done so little, yet in it's emptiness and simplicity, I've found clarity and purpose. I'm going to continue my self-growth the same as every year. Going to stay focused on becoming the best version of myself which is a constant journey that doesn't change with the date. All you can try to do in life is be a better person today, than you were yesterday, and if you fail, try again tomorrow. I love you all unconditionally, I send my heartfelt best wishes for peace and happiness for you all, and I hope this next 12 months is better for all of us ❤️ Goodbye 2020, it's been... emotional.
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