Wednesday, 31 July 2024

Monthly Musings: July 2024

An overview of opinions and observations for the month.

01/07/2024 @23:55
A lovely cheese pizza night alone, just for me. Getting back into routine included doing a little work out. Then sorted through all my holiday photos. Ate spicy potato wedges and vegetable bolognese whilst I finished re-watching Dawson's Creek S6. Then watched some YouTube and fucked around until bed. Simplicity of solitude.

02/07/2024 @23:52
Very mixed bag today ๐ŸŽ’ Caught a Moltres en route to work on PoGo ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ฅ Started watching Rick & Morty S7 ๐Ÿ Questioned TJ's fashion choices whilst walking home with him ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Tried to link up with Pete but he was unavailable ๐Ÿ“ž ate some healthy food that I've missed ๐Ÿซ›๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿš and written up an almost 6500 word blog entry about my Malta holiday last week ✍๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฏ

03/07/2024 @23:58
"Fun day at work" he said, lying through his teeth ๐Ÿ˜’ need another holiday I reckon ๐Ÿ›ซ I am so over compliance, regulation, audits and incompetence... yikes. Perhaps it's actually Dunning–Kruger, but I'm convinced that so many people just cosplay their job roles with no actual clue what the fuck they are actually doing! ๐Ÿฅด Been Tesco and saw Snowballs which I'd completely forgot existed and was like fuck yeah, get in my basket! Simple pleasures! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Lovely sunset tonight ๐ŸŒ‡ I was popping round to see Pete after getting concerned by the radio silence when I saw how pretty the sky was, so I had a little detour across the estate to get a better view ๐Ÿ˜… then I headed back and was reassured to know my old pal's okay and just needed some solitude, which I totally respect. I have such a limited social battery that I have to lock myself away to recharge quite often, so I totally get it! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ Fuck, that reminds me - Lysh has had me install 'Life360' and now she's monitoring my movements - she sent me a message earlier with a snapshot of my taxi ride home from Tesco with a comment saying "??" ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm like, really? Feeling like I've got to explain where I am to my 11yr old bahaha! ๐Ÿ˜ต been cluing myself up on these manifestos ahead of tomorrows election... what flavour of shithousery are going to be fucking us and the country for the next term? ๐Ÿฅด✍๐Ÿผ

05/07/2024 @01:32
Productive day at work, then walked back home, got changed and headed straight back out the door again ๐Ÿ˜… First up was heading down the polling station to place a cross in a box for Reform UK; I know they won't win, but their policies align most with my own views, and I feel they will provide more of an opposition against Labour (who are surely going to landslide it) than the Tories will ❌ Straight out the polling station, and off for a run! Need ramp up my frequency as Tough Mudder approaches at the end of this month, because I hate running and I am pretty shit at it too so... ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ‍♂️๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍♂️ boxed off a little 5K and was blowing out my ass by the time I got home ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคฃ smashed in some steak and veg whilst watching some election news on YouTube, then woke up Pete and went down Forresters for a little catchup then grabbed a couple bottles from the garage to have back at the house ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป Then I got distracted chatting to John on Messenger and went bed much later than I'd intended! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜‚

05/07/2024 @19:45
Lysh is back into craft phase with a list as long as her arm of Melanie Martinez DIY projects she wants to do... ๐Ÿ“ first up, painting her jeans... ๐Ÿคจ no Lysh, not happening. Next!

05/07/2024 @22:06
Mad sprint out the door to go see the sunset after Lysh noticed out the back window that the sky looked pretty ๐ŸŒ‡ next thing I'm down the park with her, up the climbing frame in sliders ffs ๐Ÿ˜‚

06/07/2024 @00:30
I have spent the last 2hrs looking for period swimwear I can go buy tomorrow for Bug, with no success... ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ค we've got a date with a hot tub tomorrow and of course, monthly events pop up to piss us off ๐Ÿฉธ I am so frustrated, and Lysh is laying behind me singing Christmas songs at the top of her lungs which would usually amuse me, but I am so frustrated at not being able find anywhere to get any swimwear that it's just annoying me... ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘™ Also, just for added fun, I bought her two packs of pads the other week and she's taken them all to her Mum's and not brought them back ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ‍♂️ "we can just go buy some more" she says... yeah, we can Lysh, but I shouldn't have too... ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ™„

06/07/2024 @14:02
I haven't been so stressed in months ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ‘™ After another couple hours unsuccessfully hunting down period swimwear with Lysh periodically having a meltdown behind me, I have only managed to find some in stock at Derby Primark (according to online). Looked at trains etc to weigh up how feasible it would be; answer - not at all. Then Sammie rings them up to confirm and reserve the stock because Emma has offered to go and grab them on her break, then drive down and drop them off when she finishes work in Derby later on! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅน So fucking appreciative right now! ❤️

07/07/2024 @01:28
Packed our overnight bags... (well, Lysh packed a full suitcase) ๐Ÿ˜‚ then had a wander down to Longport Station and caught a train down to Stafford around 5pm ๐Ÿš… the train was empty so we spread out and took full advantage of the abundance of seating ๐Ÿ˜ disembarked and had a little walk through Victoria Park and over to the nearby play area where Lysh enjoyed herself so much she asked if we can come back soon ๐Ÿ› went to meet Lance from work, then nipped shop for supplies before grabbing a Maccies and heading back to his to eat ๐ŸŸ got to see Sammie and baby Tommy again ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ‍๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ we all sat and watched England scrape another painful to watch victory ⚽๐Ÿป Emma dropped off a bag of supplies for Lysh (after first taking them to my house in error ๐Ÿซฃ) - thank you so much Jord and Em! Totally saved the night for us! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’• Me, Lance, and Lysh then went out in the hot tub for a couple hours relaxing and singing along to the Echo ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽถ then we all headed back inside, got showered and prepared snacks to watch The Sea Beast ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“บ Sammie & Lysh had bowls of Weetos at like half midnight ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ˜… Lance dozed off first (we noticed immediately by his snoring ๐Ÿ˜…) shortly followed by Lysh ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ’ค called it a night and went to get tucked up in bed! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿผ

07/07/2024 @11:18
Up at 09:30 to get our stuff together and head back home ๐Ÿฅฑ had a great night and a decent sleep - thanks for having us over, Sammie & Lance! ๐Ÿฅฐ Lance dropped us back off at home mid-morning and now Lysh seems to just want to veg so I'm taking care of some domestic duties.

07/07/2024 @23:57
Ended up watching the rest of The Sea Beast that we'd abandoned last night ๐Ÿฒ๐ŸŒŠ but then most the afternoon has been spent with Lysh doing what she's calling "bedrotting" which is apparently defined as "lying in bed and being unproductive" (only Lysh does it in on the sofa instead ๐Ÿคฃ) - and she has compiled a £750+ shopping list for her ideal double/kingsize bed and associated trappings ๐Ÿ™ƒ after Bug went home at 6pm, I went and made a new PoGo Route around the estate, then did the final Just Run 10K whilst watching Physical 100 ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍♂️๐Ÿ“บ then I sat and ate a full Pasta Bake whilst watching 'Fighting With My Family' on Netflix, which then led to me watching a slew of Paige videos on YouTube (whilst trying this new Dairy Milk &more Praline) because I love going down a good rabbit hole! ๐Ÿคผ‍♀️๐Ÿค”

08/07/2024 @08:26
I forgot how tragic and pointless it was when radio stations play songs but censor half the lyrics. Hits Radio (Signal One) just played Houdini by Eminem and the third verse was pretty much instrumental. Though they did permit the line "got two balls big as Ru Paul's" which surprised me! ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ‍♂️

09/07/2024 @00:38
Get in from work and decide after a stressy weekend, I'm going to have a quiet one ๐Ÿคซ I do my non-negotiables (press-ups, sit-ups, planking, grip training etc. ready for Tough Mudder) then settle down with some tea in front of the TV to watch Sweet Tooth S3 and do some Party challenges on PoGo ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“ฑ realise I've not played PS in quite a while mainly because this Death Stranding feels so fricking slow and I'm admittedly struggling to get into it ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜• and yes, within half an hour I'm back to being frustrated again (mainly because some BT's just killed me and I've got to redo the entire arduous trek I'd just undertaken all over) ๐Ÿ™„ look across at my phone just as the screen goes black - realise I've got a couple missed calls and an invite to the pub waiting for me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป so, the quiet one idea goes out the window, and next thing I'm walking down Green Star with Pete only to find it's closed and have to retrace our streets to the regular haunt of Forresters ๐Ÿ˜… couple pints later after seeing some familiar faces including Ken, Watko & Bully, and they're closing up shop... so I end up back at Pete's with a couple of garage Stella's again chatting away until half past midnight ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคฃ

09/07/2024 @08:03
Woke up still able to taste beer fml, going to be a long morning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป oh, and my elbow is giving me gyp too! Fun!

09/07/2024 @16:55
Had Lysh's KS2 SAT's results through today and she's absolutely smashed it! Super proud Dad! ๐Ÿฅณ She has been awarded the the best grades she could have achieved in all subjects! ๐Ÿฅฐ

09/07/2024 @21:35
[Playing Death Stranding]
DNF. I have so little motivation to play this game that I've not turned the PlayStation on in a few weeks. Gonna have to abandon this so I can move onto something more engaging.

10/07/2024 @00:22
[Playing Dredge]
Really enjoying this so far. The gameplay loop is very addictive, the time mechanic keeps you alert and engaged, and the diversity in hauls appeals to the collector in me. Even upgrading your boat, decorating it, and inventory management feel like fun little mini-games. It drip feeds little scraps of narrative without ever really giving you a full taste, just to keep you on your toes and invested. There is a lot of intrigue, curiosity and immersion here - hard to pull myself away, just keep thinking "lets just get one last catch"!

10/07/2024 @09:12
Currently listening to 'Ultra-Processed People' on Audible whilst commuting and it's actually a very juxtaposed balance of awe and horror. What I've gathered so far is that basically scientists discovered a way to modify cheap ingredients to imitate expensive ingredients, and that is what most "food" is today. These Ultra-Processed Foods are designed to be hyperpalatable and affordable, but at the same time, much more profitable for manufacturers. The ingredients and processes used to create UPF's have been linked to poor cardiometabolic and mental health, and reduced life expectancy. Trans fat (that occurs during the hydrogenation of vegetable oil) has a proven link to coronary artery disease and is being banned globally. Another interesting one was 'RBD Palm Oil'; the RBD stands for 'Refined, Bleached, and Deodorised'. In it's natural state, palm oil is red/orange in colour with a spicy aroma; the RBD process strips out the natural colours, aroma and flavour to leave a bland, versatile product. As a result, RBD Palm Oil is "the most traded vegetable oil in the world today".

10/07/2024 @13:02
Found out today that Dawn has a suspected pituary gland brain tumour, alongside possible encephalitis and perhaps a further tumour... ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜Ÿ Get well soon!

10/07/2024 @17:33
I'm just going to assume that was an unintentional pocket dial as to not further embarrass myself ๐Ÿ™ƒ

10/07/2024 @19:07
Heading down Bulls Head to join TJ & Jodie for the Euro Semi Final. Not convinced it's coming home whatsoever after our abysmal performances thus far in the competition but happy to be proven wrong! ⚽๐Ÿป

10/07/2024 @23:01
Fair fucking play! Happy to eat my words! We outclassed them and to have a shot cleared off the line, another off the angle, another disallowed... we fucking earned that victory! Really enjoyed watching the game with Mike, Lauren, TJ, Jodie & her parents ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ great night, thoroughly enjoyed! ๐Ÿป⚽๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

11/07/2024 @08:27
After having 5x pints last night, I thoroughly expected to wake up hanging out my arse today, so it was a pleasant and welcome surprise to actually feel perfectly sound! ๐Ÿฅณ

11/07/2024 @14:20
That ending of Sweet Tooth S3 just gut punched me right in the feels ๐Ÿฅบ

11/07/2024 @22:34
Got home from work then went straight out for a 10k run to Ego and back ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍♂️๐Ÿฅต then had a shower to freshen up, chatted with Lysh for a bit about her museum trip today, cooked and ate tea, and boom it's half-10 before I've even really got settled to relax for the night! ๐Ÿ˜ช Oh, it also looks like the kitchen ceiling leak is back, fml ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ”ซ Now think it's going be a bit of NF and Dredge until I call it a night! ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽฎ

12/07/2024 @08:39
Shady's back, tell a friend! ๐ŸŽต Road Rage is fucking *mwah*

12/07/2024 @11:40
Reported the kitchen ceiling leak this morning and been informed that Billy is going to pop around take a look next Wednesday... ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♂️

12/07/2024 @16:00
To acknowledge how well she's done in her KS2 SAT's, I've decided to surprise Bug with the Trilogy Tour tickets tonight - I've had it booked for a while now, but wanted her to appreciate it when I actually revealed I'd managed to get us tickets! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽซ

12/07/2024 @18:22
Unexpectedly just bumped into bestie at the shop, had a very quick chat but will hopefully be seeing her for a proper overdue catchup on Sunday! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ

12/07/2024 @20:37
Suffice to say Lysh was very grateful and appreciative of the Mel tickets ๐Ÿฅฐ she went mental, rolling round the floor and jumping around crazily, then gave me a massive hug and said thank you, then rushed to put it on her Snapchat story ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ I love feeling like I'm a good Dad, because like all parents I have those times where I have crippling self doubt! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿฅฒ

12/07/2024 @23:52
Spent the remainder of the night chilling with Lysh laughing at Tik-Tok's and Reels, listening and dancing to music, and then I had a quick play on Dredge before bed! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ด

13/07/2024 @13:38
After going with school earlier this week, Lysh asked if we can go the museum today. I said yeah of course, thinking it would be a cheap and easy afternoon activity together. She then announces that she wants to wear her platinum blonde wig, I'm like, what? ๐Ÿฅด But she's adamant, and I'm always the same passive parent of "you do you". It doesn't hurt me to let her wear it, so crack on then kid. She was upstairs brushing knots out of this wig for legitimately over half-an-hour whilst I sit waiting to go the museum... now she's in the bathroom washing and conditioning it in the sink! ๐Ÿคช

13/07/2024 @13:49
Almost an hour of fucking about later, she's abandoned the idea of wearing the wig and left it in the bathroom sink for me to sort out! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿซก

13/07/2024 @18:14
Had fun at the museum with Bug this afternoon looking round all the exhibits (personally I was fascinated by a piece of bismuth ๐Ÿ˜) ๐ŸฆŒ✈️ followed it up with a nice slice of cake each in the cafe ๐Ÿฐ also managed snag two Necrozma from the PoGo Raids whilst in Hanley, ayy! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™Œ

13/07/2024 @19:56
After Lysh had gone back home, I ventured down Burslem Park to get my steps in, maintain my route streak & play some more PoGo ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿผ bumped into Ryan & Amelia and had a kick around with them for a bit ⚽๐Ÿ˜ then back home for a curry and watch some more of The Boys S4 ๐Ÿ“บ

14/07/2024 @01:22
Been playing Dredge again most the night ๐ŸŽฎ just came off it at like 01:20am to read on Twitter that someone apparently just tried to assassinate Donald Trump? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

14/07/2024 @11:50
Had a long overdue coffee and catchup with a hungover bestie this morning ☕๐Ÿฅฒ

14/07/2024 @18:29
Charlie hasn't been to visit again (not seen him since May 5th ๐Ÿ˜ž) so I've been trying to take full advantage of having all day free to hammer this Go Fest and waltzing around the estate grabbing whatever I can! ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿผ That being said, I'm rapidly arriving at the conclusion that I should not let PoGo draw me in too deeply. I previously went down the P2W time-sink rabbit hole with both 'Game of War: Fire Age' and 'Marvel Strike Force' being uber competitive, in top tier guilds, and dumping money into them both. Then I quit after becoming disenfranchised by the RNG and poor ROI. I had already started eyeing up some of these micro-transactions in PoGo and considering it, but then I get frustrated by the RNG and remember that companies like Niantic (and 99% of other devs like Machine Zone, Foxnext, and Scopely) do not care about you. You will always remain a tiny insignificant account in the grand scheme of things, and short of a mass exodus, nothing will change. So yeah, I'll suck it up that this weekend was a wash and I spent a lot of time wandering around for very little in terms of progress (I got a few Necrozma, some low IV Event mons, and zero shinies) ✌๐Ÿผ Que sera sera.

14/07/2024 @23:38
Had a great night down Bulls Head with Tez & Stace, TJ & Jodie, and Jodie's parents ๐Ÿป⚽ always the bridesmaid, never the bride watching England come runners up again, but proud of the team, put in a solid effort and gave Spain a run for their money ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅถ now I'm back home and going play a bit of Dredge before bed ๐ŸŽฎ

15/07/2024 @09:12
[Reading Ultra-Processed People]
This book is a rabbit hole I really tried to avoid going down because I was worried it would convince me to stop eating a lot of the foods that I enjoy (looks at Pringles guiltily)... Plot twist! Turns out that they aren't actually foods that I enjoy anyway! They are "industrially produced edible substances" or "edible food-like substances" that I enjoy! ๐Ÿ˜ญ One that really made my head fall off was this: You think sugar is bad for you, so instead you have saccharin without realising that it's actually derived from coal tar used in tarmac and roofing and is possibly carcinogenic (causes cancer)... ๐Ÿฅด

15/07/2024 @13:08
I so am proud of how far I've come in the last 12-years of being a single parent, surviving on a single wage (15% of which goes to the coparent for child maintenance, along with contributing 50% for any school uniform, trips etc. as required). In addition to running a house alone, I've managed my finances well enough to pay off £16k of unsecured debt (I have nothing on finance, credit cards, or buy now pay later; my only remaining debt is Student Loans). I've built my credit score back up to 632/710 (Excellent) and still been able to give Lysh a privileged childhood without her having to 'miss out' on stuff. I may have fucked up a lot in my own life, but I always swore that I wouldn't fail at parenting so I ensure that every day I show up for her. I make any sacrifices necessary for her to have the best childhood I can possibly provide for her... I can only hope when Bug grows up, she can look back and see I did everything in my power to be the best Dad I could! ๐Ÿ’›

15/07/2024 @20:24
Pushed myself to go for a run tonight since I'm going to be pressed for time this week; had to cut it short at ~5K due to this fricking blister on the inside of my toe that was sore as fuck! ๐Ÿ˜ฃ Not a happy camper, but hey, it's better than nothing... only 12-days until Tough Mudder 15k! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍♂️

15/07/2024 @22:47
[Playing Dredge]
I can already tell I'm going to end up getting the Platinum on this game, it's just so engaging and accessible! I've already fully upgraded my boat, completed all the research paths, caught ~75% of fish variants, and completed probably 90% of the pursuits. A lot of that is thanks to the short gameplay loop whereby it's possible to have a "quick half hour" here and there (which is great when you have a job, kids, and a house to run). It means I am able to quickly jump on and make some progress without worrying I'll end up stuck between tedious objectives, or dragged into a long cutscene etc. Really enjoying this game!

16/07/2024 @19:21
Spent practically all day working on this damn Consumer Duty Board Report... so bored of onerous compliance! ๐Ÿ˜ด Then been Tesco after work and the Lucky 7 driver drove like an absolute weapon on the way home... slouched down messing with his phone in his lap, blasting his music (Swarmz, Tory Lanez etc) and then racing other drivers at junctions... ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฅด

16/07/2024 @21:38
Social battery is totally dead mate. Cleaned and tidied up, done a little workout, and made myself some chicken, rice and veg... now I just want to shut the world off for a bit and decompress ๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿคซ

16/07/2024 @23:28
I've just been a typical nerdy gamer tonight with a manual checklist to facilitate trophy hunting... old habits die hard! ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŽฎ

17/07/2024 @08:57
Bye then Articuno, prick! ✌๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿผ

17/07/2024 @09:30
Billy the Cowboy, can he fix it? Billy the Cowboy, no he can't... ๐ŸŽถ asked what time he's coming later to check out this roof leak and he replies that he needs take his van in for a service so won't be able come today after all and will need a raincheck... ๐Ÿฅด Raincheck? I can easily check the rain Billy, it's coming through my fucking roof! ๐Ÿค 

17/07/2024 @10:35
You won, Facebook. I've removed any photos containing a female nipple. Not that gender is even relevant at such a young age since 4yr old male/female torsos look practically indistinguishable. My Take Daily project now has more gaps than a crackheads teeth, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Facebook.

17/07/2024 @16:24
Absolutely stellar end of year report for Lysh! ๐Ÿ’› Not a single concern raised whatsoever! Exceeding in many areas, notably Art and English! ๐Ÿ˜ Very proud Dad... again! ๐Ÿฅน

17/07/2024 @22:22
[Playing Dredge]
Platinum earned. Trying to find the last aberration got tedious, but using Bait helped immensely. For anyone in a similar position - just go to the Airman in Twisted Strand and trade a haul of fish for Bait, and then sit in the same spot in the necessary biome using them (you don't even have to worry whether it's day/night, all fish spawn for Bait). Agree with another review I saw on here stating the ending was very abrupt; totally agree - you get the heads up that you're about to pass the point of no return, and then it's pretty much instantly over. Great game though, thoroughly enjoyed my time playing it and would highly recommend.

18/07/2024 @12:58
Beautiful sunshine for this half day at work ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒž Nice walk down through Hanley Park ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ‍♂️ Attend my sister's University Graduation Ceremony at Kings Hall ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ‍๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“ then we'll be off for celebratory drinks at the Uni ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿท and then a meal at Cappello Lounge after! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿป Let's go! ๐Ÿ˜

19/07/2024 @00:26
[Playing Doki Doki Literature Club Plus!]
Unsure what to make of this so far, it's largely been like reading a romantic, harem manga. The characters are so adorable, and as someone genuinely into poetry, I actually appreciate that aspect of the game also. It's all so adorable and cutesy that it almost makes you forget the warnings at the start about not being suitable for kids or people who are easily disturbed. Almost. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop...

19/07/2024 @12:46
Glad my morning was spent in an enjoyable meeting with Anna from Wayv, rather than dealing with this Crowdstrike clusterfuck! They released a content update with faulty code and caused 'csagent.sys (PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONEPAGED_AREA)' BSOD loops ๐Ÿ˜ณ There is a workaround of deleting c-00000291*.sys from sys32 drivers, but the fallout has been huge including taking banks and airlines offline! And if you have bitlocker too... womp womp! ๐Ÿคฏ

19/07/2024 @19:46
Got home from a steady day at work, absolutely dripping with sweat because it's so damn warm! ๐Ÿฅต Lysh got dropped off, we had a catchup, ate some tea, and now we're gonna play some Minecraft apparently! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซก

19/07/2024 @23:51
The simplest things can mean the most ๐Ÿฅน spent literally all night playing Minecraft with Lysh just like when she was younger. So nostalgic and bittersweet! ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŽฎ

20/07/2024 @10:18
Billy arrived at 08:20 and has installed the most convoluted drainpipe arrangement I have ever seen... ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฅด

20/07/2024 @11:24
Lysh had asked if we could go meet Ava up top park in Biddulph, but now Ava isn't replying so think that plan is out the window...

20/07/2024 @11:42
Current mood; Lysh is hyperventilating in the kitchen because a Drowned with a Trident just killed her on Minecraft... ๐Ÿ™ƒ 5-mins ago she was in her element saying we were staying in all day playing on it whilst she's back in the mood... now she's ragequit and turned off the Xbox in frustration! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

20/07/2024 @14:25
Been out to stretch our legs and get some fresh air (and I took advantage to tick a PoGo Route off) ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ Maccies and Minecraft seems to be the only thing on the agenda as far as Lysh is concerned now she's calmed down, so I've got washing, dishes, hoovering etc out the way and I think the rest of the day will be spent... wait... watching Peppa Pig?? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚

20/07/2024 @23:42
Another successive and successful night playing co-op Minecraft with Bug ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŽฎ

21/07/2024 @11:31
Ever since we woke up around half-9 we've been on Minecraft together again ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽฎ just had to pull myself away so I can go have a shower before it's dinner time! ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿด

21/07/2024 @15:18
Tynamo Community Day has baited me to pop out for a quick PoGo Route and catch as many as a I can with my Daily Incense ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ tried to lure Lysh out too with the offer of a Starbucks but she just wanted stay in playing on Minecraft instead! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฃ

21/07/2024 @18:12
Bug has just gone back home all excited for her holiday to Marmaris ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคฟ shortly before she left, she asked me help shave her armpits and told me that her Mum had offered since she has more experience, but Lysh said no, because she trusts me more to help her! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅบ gonna miss her next weekend, but hoping she has the best time! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ–️ I'll be keeping busy with Tough Mudder myself! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍♂️ And on that note, I'm going to run a 10k now to keep up appearances! ๐Ÿฅต

21/07/2024 @23:44
[Playing Doki Doki Literature Club Plus!]
The other shoe dropped, heh. The anticipation of it kinda lessened the impact, but I can forgive the developer because the warnings are apt. The game was very cleverly put together, and I tried several times to play through to completion while overriding the derailing (and also through intrigue at how narratives play out). The game within a VM concept feels familiar as did a few other elements; vibes of Portal, There Is No Game WD, and Do Not Feed The Monkeys. Enjoyed it.

22/07/2024 @09:17
[Reading Ultra-Processed People]
So, Chris Van Tulleken has just stated in this audiobook that being active has little impact on daily calorie burn, and that it is essentially impossible to outrun a bad diet. His argument is that the body compensates and adapts to the exercise - and as a result, it stops using calories for other stuff... also, because you've exercised, you get tired and hungry, then afterwards you rest longer and eat more to compensate (which offsets the calorie burn achieved)... ๐Ÿคจ his claim is that everyone burns roughly the same amount of calories per day regardless of activity levels?! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฏ

22/07/2024 @21:16
Finished work then had a nice stroll down to Fez for a carvery at Brindley Farm to celebrate Joe's 5th birthday ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿฅณ had a few scoops with the fam ๐Ÿป thankfully I didn't want dessert since they were sold out of Cake Away ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŽ‚ and only had one Treacle Sponge left (which we found out after 3x of our group ordered it on the app, and the staff had to come apologise!) ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♂️

22/07/2024 @23:44
[Playing Mass Effect Legendary Edition]
I vaguely recall trying to play Mass Effect back in the day, and not being a fan. I booted up the Legendary Edition and quickly remembered why. It was the overwhelming amount of exposition in the early game that frustrated me. The type of player that I am, I exhaust every dialogue option, I read every codex and journal entry, I'm like a lore sponge who wants to have awareness of everything that may be relevant. And this game just gives you it in spades. In the first two hours of playing, I've visited Eden Prime and had a brisk walk around the Citadel. That's it. It feels like I've not really achieved a great deal beside reading and talking. I remain optimistic however, given the popularity of the franchise that there must be something special worth persevering for.

23/07/2024 @00:23
Looking through some of Lysh's schoolwork and just seen that she's incorporated 'Eminem: Stan' into one of her pieces of writing for History! ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just been messaging her as she's arrived safely at her holiday resort and can finally settle in and enjoy herself ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒž

23/07/2024 @12:30
At this point, Ticket Factory can actually suck my nuts... imagine spending 2.75hrs in and out of queues and still missing out on getting any tickets in the Sabrina Carpenter O2 presale! ๐ŸŽซ๐Ÿคฏ Every fucking website error possible! Queued all the way four times... session timed out... page loaded up blank with no content... wouldn't allow Add to Basket, kept refreshing with empty basket... then some error about "you must select a valid performance" and then refreshed me to some other error page saying it doesn't exist! Livid! Sorry Sammie! I tried! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

23/07/2024 @19:36
On the way home, I proper fancied going sit in a beer garden since it was glorious weather ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒž but instead I've ended up doing a workout, then fucking about on the PC and playing Mass Effect until nearly midnight... ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ™ƒ

24/07/2024 @15:12
Lately I've become hyperaware that I keep feeling like I need to pee again, straight after I've just finished having one. Googled it to see if there was any obvious reason and seemingly triggered an anxiety attack! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♂️ I suddenly came over all funny... went light headed, felt nauseous, broke out in a cold sweat, had double vision... legit thought I was about to pass out or vomit ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคฎ had to sit with my head down on the desk with my eyes closed and take some deep controlled breaths... and now I feel fine again. Living the dream ✌๐Ÿผ

24/07/2024 @17:18
Weather forecasts are such pricks, mate. I should know better by now than to trust them. Checked this morning, said sunny all day with an 18% chance of brief rain shower around 2pm ๐ŸŒž I'm now preparing to walk home without a coat. It's been raining for hours. Fuck off ๐Ÿ˜‚☔

24/07/2024 @20:46
Not feeling great since earlier... for the first time in ages, felt compelled to check my oxygen saturation and blood pressure... really flared my health anxiety up ๐Ÿ˜ฃ so I'm having an overdue night of rest and relaxation I reckon ๐Ÿ˜ช Made myself some tea & slumped my ass in front on the TV for a bit ๐Ÿ“บ now I'm going go have a nice soak in the bath ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿผ then probably get an earlyish night tbh ๐Ÿ˜ด✌๐Ÿผ

25/07/2024 @14:00
Just finished watching Love/Hate S1... ๐Ÿ“บ It's fairly decent, but can proper tell it's age and budget at times. And some of the writing is soap opera-esque. Always amusing to see actors/actresses in older roles before they blew up... like Klaus Hargreeves, Tulip O'Hare, and Petyr Baelish ๐Ÿคฏ and Elmo at the end like "nah, fuck him" about Hughie was *chefs kiss* ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

25/07/2024 @22:21
Done a little workout - the last one before Tough Mudder on Saturday since tomorrow will be a rest day to recover somewhat ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ Done a washload including work uniform so I don't need worry about it over the weekend - gotta love these dress down Fridays! ๐Ÿงบ Cooked and ate a full Pasta Bake because felt starving all day! ๐Ÿ Played a couple of PoGo Party events using two devices, whilst also playing Mass Effect Legendary Edition ๐ŸŽฎ And reminded myself that Milkybar Desserts are like kiddie crack... not sure which is worse; these or that Biscoff Smooth Spread! ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜

26/07/2024 @16:47
Just seen about Jenko on the Sentinel - what the fuck?! ๐Ÿคฎ I messaged Ree about it, since she used to be close mates with him too! Got chatting briefly with her and she's told me that they're cancelling next years holiday and rebooking somewhere else ๐Ÿ˜ apparently the heat in Turkey is killing them off and it's 42°C at 7pm ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคฏ Lysh has got sunburnt again, this time mainly on her cheeks, but she doesn't seem too distressed by it so ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ it's not that bad! Doesn't make me feel very optimistic about my holiday to Turkey in a few weeks though! Based on my track record, I'll probably fucking combust or something! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต Although I can't lie, it's made me take another look at where I've booked, and it looks fucking mega so at least there's the resort to look forward to! ๐ŸŒž

26/07/2024 @22:20
Steady day at work preparing myself for a fortnight of playing stand-in Operations Director again whilst DM is on annual leave ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ got home and since Lysh isn't visiting this weekend, I've spent a lonely evening in my Tough Mudder mindset ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ studied the obstacles list to ensure I'm not blindsided ๐Ÿค“ had a safe and sensible meal of wholegrain rice, tuna & veg ๐Ÿš๐Ÿซ› prepped, packed and triple-checked my outfit & kit ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐ŸŽ’ checked the weather forecast and almost pissed myself when I saw it saying it's going to be thundery showers during the event ๐Ÿ˜‚⛈️ in which case it defo should be a muddy one this year! ๐Ÿ™ˆ and now it's an early night! ๐Ÿ’ค

27/07/2024 @20:56
What a day, I'm definitely going to feel that tomorrow! Yorkshire 10-mile Tough Mudder 2024, it's been a blast! ✅๐Ÿ† With my big brother Tez & my lil' mate Steve beside me, we've ran, climbed, crawled, swung, vaulted, swam, hung, balanced, plunged, carried, abseiled, lifted... ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍♂️‍➡️๐Ÿง—๐Ÿผ‍♂️๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿชœ ...over hills, through mud, electric shocks, under barbed wire, in ice cold water... ๐Ÿ’ฉ⚡๐Ÿ’ฅ⚠️๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿฅถ ...whilst getting bruised, grazed, cut, bashed, battered and electrocuted... ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿฉป๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿชซ... but these medals represent and stand as testament to our physical endurance and mental fortitude! Oorah! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ’ฏ

27/07/2024 @22:46
Been for celebratory food and drinks with T & Stace ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ after initially going the Plough and finding out they only serve carvery's and no other proper meals... ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ ...we had a few starters (they didn't even have Poppin Chicken so we had to settle for fried chicken instead) and a swift drink ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿป then we moved down the road to Horn and Trumpet instead so we could find something more appetising ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ• we had live music from Samantha Lloyd, and Lovatt had to come down retrieve his airpods that he'd left in the car ๐Ÿ™ˆ a great night to end a great day! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿต and now I'm having a quick shower to wash as much of this mud off as possible, then going to bed! Thank you and goodnight! ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ค

28/07/2024 @23:52
Woke up before my alarm, circadian rhythm cares little for fatigue it seems ๐Ÿฅฒ Mum messaged saying Char wasn't coming as he wouldn't wake up again... so like the sadist I am, I got myself all sorted and then walked the 5-miles to their house to deliver these Malta souvenirs! ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ‍➡️๐Ÿ˜… after chatting to my Mum and Dawn for a bit and being harrassed by Ghost repeatedly... ๐Ÿถ ...me & Char popped down Sainsbury's, then headed up to Richmond Street Park for some nostalgia ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ› Dawn dropped me back home around 6pm ๐Ÿš— had a fat takeaway of loaded fries & Asian Style Pizza from Tiger Bite for a tenner ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ washed all my Tough Mudder kit and trainers which was fucking caked ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฟ then popped out down Forresters for a couple of pints with Pete ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜

29/07/2024 @08:17
My day began with heartbreaking news; RIP Marie Martin ๐Ÿ˜” took me into her home and family when I was a teenager, always treated me with kindness and acceptance, and made me feel loved and welcomed. Sincerest condolences and love go out to the Hand family, notably Steph and Soph ๐Ÿ’”

29/07/2024 @13:55
This breaking news from Southport is utterly abhorrent! ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ’”

29/07/2024 @23:16
Got in from work and thought fuck it, I reet fancy a bev in the beer garden ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒž pops across Moorland and sinks a pint chatting to Gee about all manner of IT ๐Ÿ˜‚ head outside with my second pint and find #emojidick in the beer garden ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ† next thing I know, I'm six pints in with #TrananaTits and #BooksyBrows and it's all gone off the rails ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ Yes the boys! Gotta love an impromptu mad one with the crisp sniffer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ

29/07/2024 @23:34
Got back home ravenous, demolishing everything edible whilst watching Love/Hate S2 finale ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿซ then reckon it'll be time get my head down for another fun day at work tomorrow! ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ™ƒ

30/07/2024 @11:38
Not my circus or monkeys, but jeez, some of y'all sure know how to pick 'em... ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŽช Make your bed, eat your cake... ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ‍♂️ Games, prizes, and schadenfreude...

30/07/2024 @18:46
What a fucking day, Christ on a bike... ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♂️ arrive at work to an email chock full of fuckery... follow it up with some shithouse audit all afternoon... and yeah, off ya fuck then! ✌๐Ÿผ

30/07/2024 @21:24
Productive night at wom, sorting out the gaff. Feel like since Tough Mudder and with Lysh being away, I'd let it all go to shit ๐Ÿ˜‚ pile of dishes, washing hanging up everywhere, messy sofa, trainers on the draining board... nice to finally have the house back feeling like a home ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ treat myself to a load of junk food & chill night ahead of TV and blogging I reckon ๐Ÿ“บ✍๐Ÿผ

30/07/2024 @23:45
What the hell is this M-1 Medieval I've just happened upon?! Full contact medieval knight fights in an octagon?! Fucking MMA for LARPers!? ⚔️

31/07/2024 @09:42
"He's out for blood!" - bruh, the paranoia is suffocating! ๐Ÿฅด

31/07/2024 @14:25
Watching S3 of Love/Hate and all I could think was that Nidge is a special kind of stupid, proper letting power go to his head and thinking he's untouchable... and then Tommy beats him to the punch ffs ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♂️ I mean, tbh, most of these characters are fucking dumb... but at the same time, it's plausible given their status and the nature of human behaviour ๐Ÿค” Fran is a fucking boi, probably my fave character atm ๐Ÿ˜‚

31/07/2024 @17:28
The brass neck on some of these fuckers. Tried bite my tongue. Failed. Incompetent and unprofessional AF.

31/07/2024 @23:28
Finished work and nipped Tesco with TJ. Got back home and immediately headed across Moorland to meet up with Sammie, Lance, Zack and Liam ๐Ÿ˜Ž Schoolboy error number one was not eating first! All I've had all day is a couple rounds of toast and a peppered steak pasty! ๐Ÿ™ˆ Quick chat with Sean Gee, then spot Cal & Beth too and have little catchup... then off I go to sink 5x pints in the beer garden ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒž Last orders rolls around and most the group head home leaving just myself and Irish ๐Ÿ€ We join up with #EmojiDick who has taken fashion tips off #TrananaTits since Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ and Callum & Sarah... and then make the ballsy decision to head back with them to Sarah's and continue drinking at the house ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿป next things it's almost midnight and I'm staggering back home expecting I'll regret my choices tomorrow morning at work! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคฃ

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