After digesting all the criticisms, concerns and public outcry with sharpened pitchforks, it has been decided that the UK is going to be stay in lockdown forever.
This is the only way to please the masses.
The Government is also being disbanded for their failings, since now 0.00047% of the population have died from this virus.
Since the Gov can never get it right and there are always people complaining that they know better than the Government, we've decided it's easier to just get rid of it entirely. There you go, that's better now. Nobody can be angry or point fingers at who is to blame; time to take ownership for your own lives.
The Government collects taxes to pay for the NHS, Police, Fire and Army. Since we no longer have a Gov, we no longer have public services unless we can sort out a way to fund them. Who has some money to chip in? By the way, you are now permanently unemployed and cannot claim benefits. You have zero income.
Due to the ongoing lockdown, 90% of businesses have closed. You cannot claim benefits as they are paid by the Gov that no longer exists. Stay healthy and eat well, because we no longer have public healthcare either. Don't be a victim of a crime, because we no longer have a police force to help us. Shops are closed. Nobody has any money to buy anything so they cannot afford to stay open. Try not to starve to death without food. There are no airlines now either, and you couldn't afford to fly even if there was. Get comfy where you are because holidays are no longer a thing. All educational institutions are closing permanently; if you want your kids to be educated, you will need to teach them yourselves.
Try to stay positive so you don't have a mental breakdown. Remember there is no health service to assist you. Don't commit suicide.
Good luck.
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