DD #33

Yo homie - whats happenin'? How u doin boy?

Woke up + had some Hunny B winnie the pooh cereal. Like well nice. That was at like 10-o-clock.

We decided to go Rhyl + b4 long it was gone 12-dinner time. We had some sarnies. Ang fucked up + gave me her dinner - fool. She's done that so many times it's like a hobby 4 her. Then we had some seabrook crisps, a teacake + sommet else - I can't remember wot.

Ne way - after dinner we got ready + went Rhyl in the torrential rain I told ya bout last nite. We went the SeaQuarium (Sea Life Centre) and the girls managed to create holy hell. Sam spat in one of the tanks. I touched an alive Starfish + Crab. Saw a red bellied piranha - famously know for travelling in swarms and skinning people to the bones - well decent.

Then I bought a BB Gun called The Fox of the Desert - like what sort of fuckin stupid name is that for a gun? The fox of the desert - whoa man it's so scary - huh? The fuck. As Laura Toni would say "soopid poo poo" as that's her new phrase like.

Then we went to the Knights Cafe in the Fun Palace Amusement Arcade. I had some sausage + chips. Me n Tez went to run back down the shop cuz I wanted more BB's cuz I realised the ones I had wouldn't last long, and Tez wanted a gun. We ran - by God we ran. I was fucking knackered by the time I reached the closed shutters - yep that's right - the shop was closed. Because my BB Gun would've fell I had to carry it in my hand as I ran and every1's reaction was so funny as I ran past holding a gun - it must've looked like I'd just assassinated someone or sommet else like.

Neway I got some BB's - 1000 for £2.60 from elsewhere. Tez got the same gun as me for £1 cheaper - jammy twat. I bought some candy floss (now all been eaten) and also some sweets + rock from the shop on the way back. We went straight rumble tumble + Tez beat me at pool. I managed to pot black 3rd ball overall - my 1st ball. Wot a joke!

Then I went in rumble tumble after the girls - gr8 fun running through ball pits chasing them, sliding down a tunnel that stunk of piss in pursuit - what fun! Then we came back to the caravan - but not b4 Tez got Laura's B/D present from Everydays. It's like a labrador teddy like. We came back and watched Lock-Up with Sylvester Stallone - class and then I did the dishes then wrote this.

I'm kinda knackered and fancy a rest so I better go soon. I'm just gonna waffle on about some dumb shit to finish this page off - no I'm not - I just remembered somet I can rite bout.

This card like was about some Italian in Wales n about his accent affecting him. He asked 4 a piss of toast + fock on the table + a shit on his bed - the fock!?

Text Mum earlier to tell her what's been going down round here + txt Steph c if Webby had asked her out yet. She didn't reply which I'm not happy about. I've only got £25 left! I spent £15 2day! Ne way now I've run outta things to say I'm gonna just sit and let all my thoughts and feelings pour out onto this very page.

I remember my bed nice + comfy waiting 4 me at home. I remember all the intimate moments I've shared with Steph. I remember all the laughs I've had with Webby. Then I remember that I'm young and fulla spunk. Bring it on u horny lasses!

L8rs