DD #51

 Merry Xmas!

Although it's a long while since I wrote I ain't got much 2 day. I can tell you what I had 4 Christmas.

I had:

> Driver 2 - PS1
> Gran Turismo 2 - PS1
> Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4 - PS1
> Eminem (Marshall Mathers LP) - CD
> Eminem (Slim Shady LP) - CD
> Eminem (Lose Yourself) - CD
> Pure Hip Hop 2003 - CD
> D12 - Devils Night - CD
> Eminem - Cleanin Out My Closet - DVD
> The World Is Not Enough - Video
> Goldeneye - Video
> Denim Aftershave
> £10
> Selection Boxes (3)
> My 3410 - (I had it early though)

Not bad eh?

I think Beccy Crane from schools alright - no what I mean?

Had a talent show before I broke up from school - well funny - some nob did Big Brovaz - Nu Flow and made a rate dick of himself, and some did break dancing (bouncing around trying to windmill and moon walk).

Webby threw a pack of chocolate buttons at Matthew Sunderland and he threw them at me thinking he was gr8 so I said "oh you fucking prick don't fucking throw them at my you cheeky bastard!" Miss Murdoch looked at me and I just ignored her cuz shes a ho.

DD #50

My fingers have gone down (swelling) and I am going the chiropodist's 2mora for my toenail.

I had today and Monday off school cuz I felt sick and was sick. I can't be bothered do me homework just lately a dto seems the better option.

Webby got GTA Vice City on his PS2 - it kicks ass.

I have predicted GCSE grades of A's-straight.

I think Beccy Copeland likes me because she keeps looking at me, like she's eyeing me up and cuz Flinty keeps trying get me go out with her saying go on, just take her on a date go on and everything.

I feel dead bad cuz yesterday I kegged Claire Silcock and she got well pissed bout it. Apparently shes on her jamrag - I didn't know - not that that's an excuse.

On Monday when I was at home, Dobo got psyched by Paul Handley and give him a good stokey headbutt and a right hook into Pauls left eye. It's all swoll up - well funny cuz Paul annoys everyone and he deserves it.

I've asked Dad for some decent stuff for Christmas. Driver 2, Gran Turismo 2, Metal Gear Solid, Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4 on Playstation, Banjo Tooie on N64, and the Marshall Mathers LP and Slim Shady LP on CD. I try to be the best I can.

P.S. Juventus pulled back 2 goals to draw 2-2 with Deportivo La Coruna - Birindelli scored a cracker!

DD #49

How do?

Back from Blackpool a week ago. I was 2 tired 2 write every nite so I mayd a list in the back of wot I had and did over the days.

Got back and went doctors for my ingrowing toenail and he prescribed me some flucloxacillin capsules. I've already done a course of amoxyacillin capsules but they did jack. He also advises I bathe my foot in salt water twice a day, let air to it, and get a chiropody appointment to have my toenail cut out to relieve the pressure.

Butch slammed my hand in a fire-door after I kicked his arse (not literally), it all swole up and nackers. I fink my middle and forefingers may be broken but I ain't goin' A+E cuz I hate goin there. Sit there 4 2hrs then have some tape wrapped round them. Wots the point.

Got the 8-Mile soundtrack, now I want to see the film. It's gonna rule!

L8rs

DD #48

 I'm in Blackpool at the moment. We came earlier 2day.

We've just spend the day settling in, checking through the shops, arcades etc.

We went through the illuminations but we were moving at about 1mph so we cut out and shot off back to the flat.

It was as though I'd died and gone to Heaven earlier. Totty everywhere. Legs here, tits there, nom mmm mmm, loads of fit, skantily clad women! Gr8!

I'll c u l8r.

DD #47

I'm going Blackpool 2moz.

I had 2 meat and potato pies and a choc eclair 4 tea.

Well nice.

L8rs

DD #46

Jus fort 2 tell ya dat d'other dat I played hockey against Haywood. We won 3-2 but they 'claim' it was 3-3.

I went Stacey's and got my Slim Shady LP back, and got Terry his b/d card off her.

I'm having a doctors appointment about my toe. It keeps bleeding from down the side of the nail and nackers.

I also wanted to tell you that yesterday Frosty, Flinty, and Ryan got all the Y11's after the Y10's, proper funny. Apparently yesterday Dong was chasing Frosty and Frosty ran to Sankey. Dong came running down, says "rate sir" then solar plexis Frosty. Today they got me. Izzy cut me up when we were running from them. Cane jumped on my back and Matty Davis knocked me to the floor, then they all kicked and stamped on me. Shamo elbow dropped me. But it's all good.

I'll c ya l8r.

DD #45

Last nite me n Fatty watched Blade on video when Dad + Ang were up the pub. Sound. Then I did the dishes and went for a walk round the block. I walked down the bottom of Yarnbrook Grove then turned left and went round the block to the top of my street, and went up Hughson Grove and walked up to the shops, then went down Pound Gardens and along Malorie Road and down to my house.

I was just walkin' for 20 minutes looking at the stars thinkin' of Steph n everyone who means anything to me. Dad sez I shunt go out with her again cuz she messes me bout, but I fink shes well fit.

Webby's done my tape 4 me - halleluiah! 

Dave Lawton is moving up Fegg Hayes this weekend, and I'm going Blackpool in 3 weeks. Gr8.

Confirmed SATS results - straight 7's.

Can't think of nout so see ya l8r.

DD #44

Steph likes me still! She has a thing about her which makes me want to ask her out. She was speaking to me earlier outside PSE sayin that she was never goin out with Mouldy and that Mouldy's just spreadin shit. Proper funny. We got talkin n it was like before when I was goin out with her. We get along dead well. Then she started askn me bout that txt where I sed she woz well outta my league and that she woz fit as fuck. She sed dat Laura had sed I sent her a txt but wouldn't tell Steph wot it sed. So Steph woz wonderin wot it sed.

When I got home I foned Webby tell him that Mouldy's a lying bastard and that he's full of it. Then I txt Steph and askd her if Laura had told her wot the txt sed n she sed yeah. She sed that I woz sweet n that she thinks we're in the same league as each other n that she'd txt Laura. I told her I'd get it outta Laura wot she'd wrote so she told me. She sez I have a gr8 body n that she likes me n that she'd say yes if I asked her out - hint hint. But I'm gonna wait for her to ask me out but I'll probably crack under the pressure and ask her out.

Fuck, she's fit.

DD #43

Em's fine now.

Did my collage today. It looks fine. I also drew a Juve badge on your back cover.

I ain't having a brace. I went the orthodontists on Wednesday and they said it would involve a lot of treatment and train tracks for a minor adjustment, so I said no.

I had a lot to tell you, but I can't remember it. All I remember is that Laura Allen says I'm outta Steph's league but I think she's outta my league.

I have new scores on my Nokia.

SNAKE II: 3043
SPACE IMPACT: 12035

DD #42

I ain't wrote 4 a few days. Some fucked up shits been goin down. Yesterday (God rest all the people who died in the twin towers tragedy 11/09/01) Em was depressed bout sommet at school. Manda was cryin and I was left confused.

Then after school she txt me tellin me she wants to kill herself, could I fone her. So I foned her and she told me she's been making herself sick after eating, slashing her arms open, and that she thinks she's fat, ugly, and everyone hates her. She also said on a txt that she thinks she has breast cancer. I spent £3.27 talkin' to her but I didn't take her seriously. I didn't think she'd do nefing.

Now 2day she didn't come school, but I can't ask use the house fone in case I get asked why and I can't txt, or fone off my mob cuz she finks I ain't got no cred so I don't know what's happened to her. Lots of shits been flyin like that shes stuck sox in her mouth and choked herself with something, also that she threw herself off a bridge into a canal and that she thinks she has a brain tumour because she frequently coughs up blood, has nose bleeds, and blacks out.

I don't love her but I care about her, and I don't want her to die, especially not kill herself.

P.S.

My scores on my 3410:

Snake: 2319
Space Impact: 11835
Bumper Golf: 89750
Snake: 51150
Munkiki - Completed

DD #41

Today's alrite.

It was my b/d yesterday. I had some gel, some Lynx body spray, and £34 which I spent on 2 CD's (an album and a single): Nickelback - Too Bad, and Smash Hits Let's Party, a TOTP magazine, a £10 top-up and some Lynx body gel.

I'm gonna colour in the pic opposite in a minute.

I nicked 2 fotos off Em of her and Manda - smart. Also I got a pic msg of a b/d cake.

I've kicked ass on Knockout Kings 2000.

I need to record these scores (3410 high scores):

Snake II = 2319
Space Impact = 11835
Bumper = 34900

P.S. I ain't colouring it in case I fuck it up.

DD #40

Should have me 3410 tomorrow - I hope so!

I've got a hand mobile holder, my Christening candle, and 2 photo frames.

Chris Riddell who illustrates Scribbleboy (my favourite book) is a class artist.

Went Webby's yesterday and let him txt Steph off my fone. I'm sound. Webby bought me a bracelet off his holiday in Spain. He's sound. 

Fatty is on bout buying my fone off me 4 £10. Smooth. Ang pisses me off. Today, Terry was tapin' some of me CD's and shouted Matt 4 his tea, but Matt was in our room and dint hear cuz the volume of the music so Ang gets Dad cut the electricity. I was halfway through making a character on Warzone which takes ages and it cut off so I wasted like 20 minutes and loadsa effort, the CD player cut off which cuda scratched me newest CD, Now 52. Also I had 2 reset the time on the video and my CD player. Then Ang realised she'd forgot to make the blancmange for the 2nd day on the trot, and then complained because Dad dint want burgers becuz she hadn't bought no baps. Her response was "well I was keepin the girls happy so I carnt remember everything and someone should remind me". She went Asda so she cuda got some baps neway and as for being reminded - you don't have to be reminded about everything to do it. That's no excuse at all. And when Matt was doing the dishes, Ang came and started putting them away cuz she was frittened Matt was gonna miss the footy. When was the last time she helped me with the dishes? Let me think - oh yeah - she never has!!

Watched American Pie earlier - gr8. But as if you'd get caught fucking an apple pie! This girl innit always says "and once at band camp..." followed by some dumb shit, like "we sing songs around a campfire" then when you least expecting it she says "oh yeah and once at band camp, I stuck my flute up my pussy" - gr8.

Can't think of much 2 say. I feel like drawing so I will.

This is a picture of Levi Toot by Chris Riddell, copied by me. Gr8 innit.

Decent programmes r comin on in a min so I'm going.

Whilst I wrote this Newcastle have hit 4 past Zeljeznicar - they wish.

So I'll write soon. See ya, twat mouth.

DD #39

What's happenin'?

I'm chillin' listening to Westwood.

I ain't havin' no Christmas or Birthday pressies cuz I'm going on holiday with Mum, Dawn, n Chris to Blackpool in October, and having a Nokia 3410 as an early Christmas present. I am high on life. Stace's broke another tape box by tipping water on it - fuckin' idiot. Can't wait for me 3410. I'm having it on Wednesday 28/08 - dope. Stace keeps Columbia in business. I got a hand phone holder today - Tez got some Tarot cards. Christine came onto me - getting her pussy out and telling me to touch it - I was like "put it away". That was bad. I sorted all the loft out today - now you can get in it - smooth.

Got Nan some Liquorice Allsorts for her birthday like usual.

Spoke 2 Webb d'other day he jus got back from Spain.

He sed nxt year I can go wit him if I pay my flight but it won't be happenin cuz I won't be able afford.

That's all I can think of, so I'll write soon.

DD #38

U just got over 12 pages left to fill n afta that dude u gone. I'm in a confused state. I want a good future but I wanna have some fun. So I can either knuckle down hard 2 ensure I get a good job or leave it part down to chance knowing I am clever.

I need to see some bitches with cute asses i.e. Mandy + Steph. I haven't seen a fit arse for like 4 weeks. I want to squeeze a soft pert ass. I need to let go of all this sexual tension. It's fucking up my head.

I can't think of much so that's where I'm gonna round it off. I'll write soon.

P.S. Does this sound dumbfuck or what? The Summer X Games 2002 started 2 days ago - 2nite they're showing the Summer X Games 2001 - where's the sense in that? Why don't they show X Games 2002? It's like playing World Cup 2002 in 2003. Dumb shit.

Oh, and I decorated your cover 2day - aren't I great?

DD #37

There is some shit I should discuss with ya but I canna be arsed. Ya know, like the fact my stitches came out 2day n the fact I don't gots an infection. Ya see, 2day I'm in a 'cudn't give a flying monkey shit' mood. I'm just high on life so talking about all the depressing bullshit just adds a downer to my day. I feel like spilling my fucking sad pathetic heart out through this pen but I can't ya know wot I'm saying?

Things get on ya balls n blag ya head but at the end of the day, u still u. Ya have days where no-one feels ya shit and u just mumble dumb shit all day, n u have days where ya low and depressed n vulnerable n whimpering on bout how you want ya bitch back n'all but ya gots to stick all the depressing bullcrap at the back of ya head and get the motivation to keep going and not give up. Not necessarily bottle it up but just don't wussy out like a pussywhipped bitch.

Have ya ever felt like letting it all out but you don't dunna no how 2 put it? Well that's called Ben's Block. I have 24-7. Yo I can't put it down raw and plain, that ain't ma style. I need to chill out with ma homies right now. I don't need a bitch. Ah always go on bout lovin' Steph n all that weak shit but thats not necessarily cuz ah luv her. It's cuz I'm feeling weak and ah just want 2 cuddle up to sum1. Yo like what up y'all n all that other shit like but in ma hood all eyes on ya. You show 1 sign of weakness and u be torn 2 pieces dog.

U have days where you wanna just release all ya pent up aggression. U wanna just go out n get in a fite so u can pummel the shit outta sum poor innocent fucka who don't even no wot he dun wrong. U like "hey u" n wen he looks atcha u like "wot ya lookin at? U try'n be cheeky?" Ah mean, slim down dogg. Ah don't need no damn pill or drug to go off on one but ah cud do wit some booze ya know - a couple of shots of whisky wud go down a treat. Yo if I ever publish this if I cum famous n'all. I wonder if it'd be branded like a video, or a porno mag, or a cassette...

I could list like over 500 people (girls/women) I'd fuck. Embarrassment is worse than death in itself. At least when you dead you got ya pride. When you wishin you could just sink into the floor your just pissed.

I'm tired but fuck bed. I'm stayin' up for a while longer. This pen's got ink n this books got pages to fill - I want to look back on this book as a symbol of my youth. Damn right there's some shit I regret - fucking Charlene - prime example.

I just wanna spread colour 2 the pages of this book but when I don't know what 2 do I just write Steph is fit. I couldn't ever say I hate her - in fact I think shes cute. I'd love to fuck her raw on the floor or on d bed, up a wall, in a bath, over a fridge, or in a lift but I know it ain't goin' happen. The way I feel is that she don't understand how much I love her. The one thing I can think what would show her how much she means to me would be to die for her.

My homie Webb - wonder how he's doin. He's probs chillin with a bit of porno on beating his shit but like I don't wanna go there. I feel like adding a bit of colour - let's improvise

Like fuck? That's the best I can come up with? Man that's lame. But it gave me time to think.

There are a lotta sick twisted psychotic motha fuckas out in da world. It's hard to tell if you perverted. Is wanting to fuck some bird perverted? Would watching her undress through her window be perverted? Is thinking about her all the time bad?

Fear is the next subject. If you ever scared - don't be - think. What is there to be scared about? Now this is gonna sound psychotic but this is my view. If I got told a huge meteor was heading towards Earth and I was gonna die - I wouldn't be that upset, let alone scared. What is there to be scared of? If you die, you die - (like no shit). What I mean is, if you gonna die - there's not a lot you can do about it. Get over it. You might aswell enjoy your last few hours than try to run off from the meteor.

Pain + Fear are 2 peas in a pod. They go together. Think about all your fears - they all based around pain. Your scared of pain? What's there to be scared of... Nothing. So get over it.

DD #36

 What up?

Don't ask how, but last time I wrote was the day after Laura's birthday - how did I manage 2 forget that? I didn't even mention it. It reminds me of not mentioning Steph and me going on holiday about a year ago to Prestatyn.

But ne way - that's the past now. I'm just in one of the 'don't give a fuck' moods ya know what I'm sayin? Eminem does that for ya u know. Like if ya ever pissed just flip in a tape and trip to the lyrics of the king of white rappers - He's so off da wall it's untrue. If ya on a downer just insert here and spin 360° onto a permanent upper. If ya frowning as soon as ya trippin to the words over the beat of pure class it spins 180° to become a smile. Just listening 2 him now makes ya happy. He don't half speak some dumb shit but it does the fuckin' job! Though he is misunderstood I can relate 2 his pain he's one top bloke. He can express your feelings over any beat or melody. He can stick his finger on anything and cuss n diss the holy shit outta any fucker who duz as little as breathes in his direction. He's my idol. He kicks ass! I'd give virtually n e fing to meet him. People say people are nothing like they're portrayed as but if Eminem is as he's portrayed that's fine with me. If I could I'd love to duet with him ya know what I'm sayin - up on da stage dissin every mutha fucka who's ever pissed me off. People say he needs help - mentally - I say fuck you. - you have no idea what you are on about - he is the greatest entertainer ever. People dislike his sense of humour and his views and opinions or the way he speaks so freely about rape, murder + drugs but people must see this as decent music else he would still be rapping on corners in detroit. Dre and Eminem r 2 peas in a pod. They have the same style - the same skill about them. Ya know that they both r class but I prefer Eminem. In his words - you may think he's a pistol packin drug addict who bags on his mama but its just him. That's the way he is. Whatever I feel like after rollin to Eminem I'm so high on life I'd never need to pop an upper.

The words just flow from da face hole like rivers flow from da sea. It just keeps coming. Every track hes penned n every verse hes ever freestyled is one of the best I've ever heard. It's just the way he does. He can even cover songs with twisted verses. Take Our House 4 instance. Gr8 bumpin tune to kick 2 now add some funny lyrics about rape, drugs, murder + sluts. Then you get Eminems style of Our House. It's gr8. Ya know?

There r only a few things in this world that I'd class as entertainment - the main 1 is the one that ups u went ya down n makes ya smile thats...

GOD ITS GOOD

DD #35

What's goin down?

I no longer have a big testicle, yeah bitch. I had it reduced a couple of days ago. I don't want to talk bout it though. I went in had it done + came out. They think I've got an infection which will just require a course of antibiotics. I just thought I'd let you know. It's a bit hard walk - not that hard - just a bit. I've got stitches in + have to wear a jockstrap but I'll live.

I've bought Now 52 + Hero by Chad Kroeger + Josey Scott. Now I can only think of 3 songs I want:

Will Smith - Black Suits Comin' (nod ya head)

The Calling - Wherever You Will Go

Linkin Park - High Voltage/Points of Authority

I'm just listening to Now 52 now. It's gr8.

I'm going on Music 2000 in a minute to lay down some decent tracks.

I'll write soon.

C ya.

P.S. Terry bought Lord of the Rings on video + we watched it yesterday - buzzin!

DD #34

I got up this morning and had some toast becuz all the cereal had been eaten. Managed to burn my hand lighting the grill. We went out 2 the cafe 4 dinner and all just had an ice cream sundae. I had a strawberry one. We waited 4 over 1/2 an hour and Dad said they're called sundaes because you don't get them till Sunday!

After that Dad, Ang, Tez + the girls went the beach + I came back the caravan get the buckets 'n' spades. Then I locked it up + took the stuff down the beach. I remade Benhenge + took a photo whilst the others collected shells. Then Tez + Dad built a great big castle + we took a few photos of that and Spam made a cheap + nasty castle and we had a photo of that.

Then it started to rain so we packed up + went back to the caravan. Sam smashed up the big castle + so did Toni. Emma was miffed cuz her 'Cherry Pies' were destroyed. We had a photo already but she was still pissed off bout it. When we got to the caravan we decided wot we wanted 4 tea + went cafe. I had chilli con carne, rice + tortilla chips again. Terry was gonna have sausage + mash agen but he ended up not having it for some dumb reason. Then halfway through the meal I spat a bit when I spoke 2 Sam so she spat all over me so I ain't speaking to her - devil child.

After, we went shop + bought souvenirs. We got Mum, Dawn + Christine a cup each, Christine a pendant, + Fatty a bag of sweets + the rock we've already got for them. Tez bought a puppy ornament. I lost a quid by dropping all my money on the floor - clumsy twat. Then we went rumble tumble after buying a slush puppy. We were there 4 like 2 seconds + it was closing time. So we came back caravan.

I packed me suitcase ready 4 going home 2mora. I just need pack a few more things.

I heard some decent music other than Dido in the cafe earlier. I heard Shooting Star, the Logical Song, + Forever. I want them on CD. I got £20 now so I shud get em all. 

That's all I can think of other than the fact that I may not rite 4 a while. If I don't, then don't be offended it'll be cuz I'm occupied elsewhere.

C u soon.

P.S. 3 days to operation.

P.P.S. Steph Hand is 100% fit.

DD #33

Yo homie - whats happenin'? How u doin boy?

Woke up + had some Hunny B winnie the pooh cereal. Like well nice. That was at like 10-o-clock.

We decided to go Rhyl + b4 long it was gone 12-dinner time. We had some sarnies. Ang fucked up + gave me her dinner - fool. She's done that so many times it's like a hobby 4 her. Then we had some seabrook crisps, a teacake + sommet else - I can't remember wot.

Ne way - after dinner we got ready + went Rhyl in the torrential rain I told ya bout last nite. We went the SeaQuarium (Sea Life Centre) and the girls managed to create holy hell. Sam spat in one of the tanks. I touched an alive Starfish + Crab. Saw a red bellied piranha - famously know for travelling in swarms and skinning people to the bones - well decent.

Then I bought a BB Gun called The Fox of the Desert - like what sort of fuckin stupid name is that for a gun? The fox of the desert - whoa man it's so scary - huh? The fuck. As Laura Toni would say "soopid poo poo" as that's her new phrase like.

Then we went to the Knights Cafe in the Fun Palace Amusement Arcade. I had some sausage + chips. Me n Tez went to run back down the shop cuz I wanted more BB's cuz I realised the ones I had wouldn't last long, and Tez wanted a gun. We ran - by God we ran. I was fucking knackered by the time I reached the closed shutters - yep that's right - the shop was closed. Because my BB Gun would've fell I had to carry it in my hand as I ran and every1's reaction was so funny as I ran past holding a gun - it must've looked like I'd just assassinated someone or sommet else like.

Neway I got some BB's - 1000 for £2.60 from elsewhere. Tez got the same gun as me for £1 cheaper - jammy twat. I bought some candy floss (now all been eaten) and also some sweets + rock from the shop on the way back. We went straight rumble tumble + Tez beat me at pool. I managed to pot black 3rd ball overall - my 1st ball. Wot a joke!

Then I went in rumble tumble after the girls - gr8 fun running through ball pits chasing them, sliding down a tunnel that stunk of piss in pursuit - what fun! Then we came back to the caravan - but not b4 Tez got Laura's B/D present from Everydays. It's like a labrador teddy like. We came back and watched Lock-Up with Sylvester Stallone - class and then I did the dishes then wrote this.

I'm kinda knackered and fancy a rest so I better go soon. I'm just gonna waffle on about some dumb shit to finish this page off - no I'm not - I just remembered somet I can rite bout.

This card like was about some Italian in Wales n about his accent affecting him. He asked 4 a piss of toast + fock on the table + a shit on his bed - the fock!?

Text Mum earlier to tell her what's been going down round here + txt Steph c if Webby had asked her out yet. She didn't reply which I'm not happy about. I've only got £25 left! I spent £15 2day! Ne way now I've run outta things to say I'm gonna just sit and let all my thoughts and feelings pour out onto this very page.

I remember my bed nice + comfy waiting 4 me at home. I remember all the intimate moments I've shared with Steph. I remember all the laughs I've had with Webby. Then I remember that I'm young and fulla spunk. Bring it on u horny lasses!

L8rs

DD #32

Yo wots been goin down in ur hood?

Last nite Tez beat me at FISH and Nurses (card games).

Today we woke up to Gods wrath again. Fuck knows who's annoyed him but he's trying to drown us all about it. It was as if hundreds of people were having a 3 hour piss out of the skies on us. We got kitted up and went rumble tumble. Had 2 games of pool. Tez won both - he's good at pool. I did a class cushion shot pot out of a snooker. Terry's way better than me at pool.

Dad went 2 checkout the clubs and we kept our eyes on the girls. Then we came home, had some sarnies, a jaffa cake, a bag of quavers, a mini classic victoria sponge + a drink of pure orange.

Me n Em n Sam n Toni watched some of Ernest Goes To School - well funny - not a good film - in fact it was a stupid film - but funny. Dad + Tez went to shop n Ang did her crosswords.

Then we went swimming. It wasn't as fun as normal cuz Dad was pissed with Sam over sommet - I think it was cuz Sam twated Em 2wice in the face 4 no reason - Devil child. After swimming we came back to the caravan + got changed.

I decided I wanted a chilli 4 me tea at the cafe again but it was curry night so they didn't do chilli so I had an Ultra Mega Burger again. Tez wanted sausage n mash but ended up with Beans on Toast.

After we went round the arcades - I kept every penny I had on me in my pocket. After I bought some cinder toffee and Dad + Ang went out + me n Tez stayed in look after the girls. But they're in bed so I don't mind. Watched Bond - Octopussy - sound as.

Then I came rite this. I can't wait listen to some decent music. Every time we go the cafe they have Dido -No Angel on. Some songs I've never heard but I'm convinced I'll go home knowing every word by heart. Then there's this 1 god forsaken shitty track that they should skip. It's known as the skipping song bcuz u can't hear 1 fuckin word Dido sez cuz the CD skips so much. Sum1 musta been shagging on the CD player when it was on - I'm sure of it. I need to hear some Limp Bizkit + Eminem ripping through my head!

Also I swear if I don't get a decent nights sleep I'm going to physically collapse through exhaustion. I got 8 hr sleep max usually its only about 7. I'm fucking knackered. The only reason I'm scribbling this down is so I can look back and think what the fuck was I doing? I've got leg ache from sitting cross legged on the bed.

I can hear Tez watching the Commonwealth Games. Now I've got neck + back ache from sitting hunched over this pad like I'm Quasimodo of Notre Dame. My eyes knackered earlier from the 400 tonne of chlorine they put in the swimming baths. Now they're just 400 tonne in weight. My fucking eye lids are itching to close but the more I hold it off the more I'll appreciate it when I close them for a long time.

2mora it's supposed to be the usual expected holiday weather - u know - thunder, lightning, and 500,000 people pissing out the sky non-stop for 8 hours longer than I can sleep. We won't need to go across the swimming baths, we'll just open the window and float on out into the new sea. The torrential rain will be like 4 metres deep and Sam'll shit herself when she looks out the window and sees a whole family of 50 jellyfish gliding past.

We had Benhenge - now it'll be Ben's Ark. I'll be out gathering up the animals like 5 seconds before the 500ft wave crashes down and floods the joint.

Anyway - back to reality - I can only move this arm now, I feel paralysed from the neck down in agony so I'm going to sleep - nite.

P.S. U guessed it - I still LOVE Steph Hand - mwah

DD #31

How's it goin?

2day hasn't been as good as the other days have. It rained - understatement- by God it rained. It fuckin bucketed down on us. We were goin 2 go Rhyl but the weather resulted in us returning to camp. 

Dad + Ang bought a lovespoon and some flags for the girls + I bought some rock dummies. I still got about £45 - how goods that then?

We went swimming again and had tea in the cafe + dinner in a cafe. For dinner I had burger + chips + 4 T I had chilli con carne, rice + tortilla chips with a drink of milkshake. Sound as.

We r gonna have a seashell collecting competition 2moro if the weather brightens up.

It's gr8.

C u soon.

P.S. We're gonna play cards again l8r - wish me luck!

DD #30

I was about to go sleep but then I remembered u.

This morning me, Tez, Dad + Ang took the girls out on the buggy cars - 4x4 pedal powered cars. Then we came home + had some dinner - sarnies. Then we went up the beach.

Dad wasn't very happy cuz Sam was being a cow cause she wouldn't pick a bag of crisps so Dad just gave her Ready Salted. We paddled about 3 mile along the beach with Sam crying because she was scared because we saw like 20 jellyfish and crabs. She ran on the beach and refused to go in the sea.

Then we built Benhenge out of bricks.

We travelled back along the beach, came home, got changed and went for a swim. After swimming we came home + got changed and went the cafe for tea. I had Ultra Mega Burger + chips again, thick strawberry milkshake + a toffee & banana ice-cream sundae. Well nice.

Then we took the girls 4 a go on some rides. A girl asked me on a date for her mate. The girls went on some rides and a big inflatable slide. The ramp was like 70° for climbing up and Toni threatened to fall backwards down the rope ladder section which would've left her red with rope burn - so I carried her up and let her go, then ran back down the rope ladder - fuck didn't my feet hurt after that!

Then we came home. Tez kicked my ass at cards - I'm 2 tired. So now after all that writing - I'm going to sleep.

Nite.

P.S. I 'still' love Steph Hand - She is fit.

DD #29

I didn't write to tell u bout yesterday so I'll tell u now then write l8r to tell u bout today.

Yesterday, I had some Simpsons cereal and we went out down the beach. Made some castles and went down to the sea which was about a mile away cuz the tide was out.

Sam + Em ran in and fell over in the waves and got soaked - so they stripped and went in naked! Then we came home got dressed better and had some sarnies. 

Then we went across swimming. It was gr8. The girls behaved and me 'n' Sam went down the chute inside (water slide). Then we went the cafe again. I had an Ultra Mega Burger + chips with a big thick strawberry milkshake.

After, we had an ice-cream (I had mint choc chip) and then the girls went on the rumble tumble thing and I helped clean up on the chairs + tables. Then me n Tez had a game of pool. I won because Tez potted Black and White at the same shot. Then we got ice-lollies and I bought some glacier fruits.

Last nite Dad taught me n Tez to play 3 card brag. Gr8. I won - what's new there? Then we went bed.

P.S. It started raining as I was writing this.

P.P.S. No it's not - my bad.

DD #28

How r ya?

Last night was the last Big Brother. Jade went 1st last nite, then Alex, then Jonny, leaving Kate as the winner. Gr8. 1st girl.

Did the dishes at like 11:30pm and got pissed off with a gnat and fuckin killed it.

Got up this morning and finished gettin ready for holiday - packing my suitcase and that. Left home after packing all the stuff in the minibus. Went down Tunstall get Tez + Dad sum trainers + Tez sum boxers and a £10 top up 4 dad. I got £55 to spend - Gr8.

Drove up 2 Haven - at 1 point the bus played silly buggers but it got us here. We unpacked after doing a bit of essential shopping - cereal, milk + bread etc. the girls nagged + nagged gettin every1 mad - Gr8 start!

Then we had a look around and had a meal in a cafe - I had chicken + chips. Then we had an ice lolly/cream thing and went down the beach, built sandcastle then smashed it down, buried the girls in the sand and had a run about. After that we took the girls the park and they had a gr8 time. Weathers been gr8 and all's well.

Just had a shower + wrote this. I think I'll be going sleep soon as its 25 past 10.

I'll write 2moz.

P.S. Still fink bout Steph - she is fit.

P.P.S. Beat Terry at New Market.

PRESTHAVEN SANDS

DENBIGH D2-01

DD #27

How r u? I'm fine.

Completed FFIX earlier. I continually got my ass kicked till I worked the bollox off my team and opened a big fat can of whup ass on all the assholes. Beat Maliris 1st try, Tiamat 3rd try, Kraken 1st time, Lich the bitch about 3rd try. Fought Deathguise and beat it about 3 try, Kuja 1st try and Necron about 6th/7th try. Seen the Final Fantasy cut-scene nearly matches up to FFVII but not quite. It shows everyone happy and Zidane gets it on with Dagger. I was on the PS1 for 6 hours earlier non-stop. The fuck!?! Got loads of the cards on it. Loads of summons. Even beat Hades - sumhow! Now I got 1 thing to say: FFVIII I want you!!! I'm gone rip you to pieces you bitch.

Mum sez we can go on holiday with her Dawn & Christine to Blackpool for a week in October. No need to save money to take, no meals in the apartment. Gr8t.

Talking of holidays - in 6 days I go Presthaven Sands, smooth - I'll have £40 to take.

Me 'n' Webby are supposed to be goin see Spiderman this week - sound as - I go free!

I need write a list of stuff 2 take holiday so I'll c yo soon. I need some more clothes!

P.S. Steph Hand is still fit.

Final Fantasy VII Review

Final Fantasy 7 is a monster of a game. It is an epic adventure spread over 3 compact discs where sorcery and science collide, where friendships are lost and won, and where the actions of one man can change the course of the future.

An evil force known only as The Shinra Corporation is draining the planets life force. Cloud Strife, the ex-member of an elite selection of soldiers - now a mercenary, accepts a mission from a rebel group of eco-warriors, unaware that it will lead to every corner of the planet in his desperate bid to successfully eliminate a mass power threatening to wipeout the whole planet.

With over 120 minutes of mind blowing cinematic sequences, over 8 controllable characters, and over 100 magic powers to perfect ranging from causing brutal elemental damage to summoning raging allies to annihilate foes, Final Fantasy VII will blow you away!

The storyline will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in shock, happiness, and sadness as you progress through the biggest emotional rollercoaster on a computer system.

Awarded 10/10 by Official UK Playstation Magazine, it is a must for all hardcore gaming fans. With over 100 hours of gameplay, it will have you glued to your computer.

Forget your meals, forget your job, and forget going to bed. You won't have time. Final Fantasy 7 will be all you need.

Available at all good game stores.

Rating: ★★★★★

An easy 5/5 rating. The colossal storyline and exceptional sub-missions spread over a massive 3 dimensional world leave no choice. A must for all Playstation owners.

DD #26

The other day I elbowed the gym window through at school! They must be right cheap windows, I hardly even touched it, and boom it fucking shattered.

Then later on in the same day, Bostock battered Miss Bloore. Well fuckin' funny! He threw her sideways into the wall cuz she was blocking the doorway - she tried to wrestle him but he manhandled her - yanked the door open and knocked her backwards into the bin - what a pisser! She was like sitting in the bin!!!

Doin' ace on FF9, got FF8 for after. Trying 2 learn everyone all the abilities I can - smooth.

That's pretty much all I can think of apart from that I'm goin Presthaven Sands in 2 weeks and having my op in about 2 weeks.

Beat Nova Dragon 1st try - F.U. Webby.

DD #25

How are you?

So I beat FFVII + Sephiroth and now I'm on disc 3 of FFIX in 11 days but more about that in a minute.

Ang had a miscarriage the other day (03/07/02) although it sounds shady it's better in a way because Ang always loses her temper with Sam, Emma + Laura and they get shouted at and hit for little silly things. It would be sad to bring a baby into a world like that.

Watched Sixth Sense with Bruce Willis. That is one of the most scary films I've ever seen in the sense that it had me jump a few times. Class though.

Got kicked out of English the other day for calling Miss Heath a liar - she said I was talking when I wasn't so I said: "u dint see me talking!" She said: "Yes I did!" so I said "That's a bit hard seem as I wasn't", so she asked me if I was saying she is lying and I said "you must be seem as I wasn't talking" so she kicked me out - bitch. I spent the lesson with head of English Miss Murdoch who told me "in a situation like this I have to back my colleagues. Miss Heath is one of the most calm and considerate members of our staff" - bollox.

Brazil won the World Cup - they beat Germany 2-0 in the final.

Back to FFIX. I have had one heck of a time kicking ass with my 8 characters. Fought some great big bitching ship the other day which "apparently" is dead hard, but I beat it with two people! Zidane + Vivi and I couldn't even use black magic or summons on it. I just kept using elixirs and wacking it's ass with my weapons. Fuck you Ark.

Big Brother is funny as fuck, there's 6 people left. Tim, Alex, Johnny, PJ, Kate + Jade. I want Johnny to win.

Can't think of much else, other than that Steph Hand is fit and it's nearly 1 year since I started to go out with her for the 1st time. She's so damn fine it's unreal.

I will write soon - promise.

DD #24

I decided "Fuck This" on FFVII and went to fight Sephiroth despite not having loadsa the shit y' supposed to need and guess what?

I annihilated the mother fucka 1st try!!! The cut-scene at the end is fucking brilliant - the best cut scene I've ever seen! Well done Squaresoft - you kick ass - but not as much as me!

FUCK YOU SEPHIROTH

YOU WANK SHIT!!!

P.S. Watch out FFIX I'm coming for you!

DD #23

Ow r u? I'm fine.

England r out to Brazil, 2-1 - Ronaldinho freaky free kick. Lennox Lewis battered Tyson.

Been having shit at school off the dumbass teachers, protested against Miss Bloore. 4 people went to lesson, every1 else refused to go in.

FFVII is getting boring cuz I can't do jack shit on it.

Twated my foot up my Dads toolbox last night and cut me foot open - bitch.

TB has been bleeding bad - pisses me off.

Steph Hand is still fit as ever.

Can't think of jack else, so c you l8r.

DD #22

I haven't wrote 4 a fortnight cuz I haven't had time. I can't remember much from 2 weeks ago only that I got Eminem - The Emin3m Show - his best album eva - class.

I got 2 DTO's - 1 from Food Tech n 1 from Maths - takes the piss.

I had a street party at Webb's - it was class. I didn't get pissed cuz I aren't much 4 lager or beer. I prefer vodka n whiskey - Jack Daniels is well nice. Watched some porno on Sky and watched me Eminem DVD which came free with me CD.

Borrowed Final Fantasy VII off Webby. It's ace but parts of it are hard like finding places when you don't know where they are - doing good though. Bastards like Yuffie nick all my materia and Cait Sith nicks me Keystone - fucka!!!

Anyway I'm fine. It's Lennox Lewis v Tyson 2nite - c'mon Lewis n England beat Argentina 1-0 - revenge is revenge even if it's only 1 goal. They were unbeaten 4 2 years and we couldn't beat them since 1966!!! Well done boyz.

I'll write soon.

L8rs

DD #21

Soz I haven't wrote for ages. I meant to but kept putting it off. 

Bayer Leverkusen lost the final to Real Madrid 2-1 but I don't care. They've sold their best players (most of them) and won nothing.

I ran 400m in 1m 30secs.

Eminem has a new single out called Without Me and is a cracking tune. His new album "The Eminem Show" is out in 2 days. I'm gonna get it hopefully.

Won Interform Football with my form. Unbeaten mate. 1 draw, 4 wins. Gaz is the best keeper in the world - I'd better get his signature before he becomes famous.

Miss Bloore is still being a ho and I love Amanda Wigglybum + Steph Hand.

I'm going to a street party on June 2nd at Webby's. Get pissed mate.

I have a mohican now, Beckham style. Class.

Can't think of much else so I'll see you soon - promise.

DD #20

Bayer Leverkusen have beat Man Utd and I have got so much street cred off this. I said Bayer, nearly everyone else said Man Utd. Oliver Neuville, oh yes!

This pen is shit and I can't find another, so I'll write soon.

DD #19

I'm trying to watch Friends whilst munching only some good stuff happened today I want to tell you bout.

Not a lot happened at first apart from flirting like fuck with Raisa, then last lesson was Maths with Miss Bloore the fucking ho. Totally unplanned, Miss pissed me off, I lost my temper and swore the fuck at Miss, I said something along the lines of "Oh I'm fuckin going now, I'm sick of this fuckin crap, I'm sick of you thinkin you fuckin own me - go fuck yourself" and I got up and walked out. Now I'm in remove - fuckin hell.

When I was walking home (with Raisa) I sort of got off with her and made her day. I don't know whether it was the right thing or best thing to do but it's too late to regret it now - so I won't. But it's not going no further - if I can stop it.

That's all 4 now.

C ya l8r

DD #18

I've got a lot to tell you.

Easter was sound, eggs n shit but that was ages ago.

Did gardening over the holidays for Mum n Dad.

Had my plaster off on 10/04 Wednesday and had my arm hairy as fuck for some reason - my wrist still can't bend properly! 

Been back at school for 4 days n am glad already. Maybe I lied about not fancying Amanda cuz I fink I do. I really really really like her at the least. I think after all this time and stress and fuckin shit - I'm over Steph Hand.

Been playing footy over the week and paying for it. I've got a bad knee and my left calf muscles ache like fuck. But I won the singles championship in footy beating everyone. Matt was the champ.

I hate Miss Bloore, she is a ho. She has give me a dto for jack shit and today she tried it again but I got out of school early to go n have 2 fillings - fuckin metal shit.

Lylat Wars N64 is wank n I've got a cheat mag (another) for all consoles.

It's taking me ages to write this - like 1/2 an hour already because I keep getting distracted by various things.

I ran 100m in 15.56 seconds today, and jumped 3m.

Madonna's released Wheels on the Bus as a song, and it's SHIT and when I say SHIT I mean really SHIT, well even SHITTER THAN SHIT IT'S FUCKIN SHIT, SO FUCKIN SHIT IT'S UNREAL.

Bayer Leverkusen are class.

L8rs.

DD #17

First let's get the bad shit out d way, a brief summary of the fuck up of my balls.

- liquid layer built up around lefty

- surgery - permanent effect, removes layer and excess skin off my scrotum via incision. Severe pain for 4 days following operation then slight pain decreasing in severity over 3 months.

On 22.07.02 8:15am go to Adult Day Care at the hospital with a shaven scrotum, a urine sample, and a pair of trainers. See a doctor and anaesthetist and sign a consent form. Get put asleep and have the operation and have the wound stitched and covered in gauze. Wake up. Have painkillers for the pain and go home wearing tight pants for support and to reduce all the swelling. No sports for 3 months.

Gauze over wound - if by 10 days stitches are still visible, peck off. No bath or shower on 22.07.02, instead have a bath on 23.07.02 at the evening where gauze is removed. Leave to heal. DON'T GO SWIMMING WITH OPEN WOUND 2 AVOID INFECTION.

Now that's out the way...

I love Steph Hand and did love Amanda Higginbotham but I can't now because she told me something which I promised no-one would find out about so I can't write it in here because some people may read this. She trust's me so I will not ruin that trust - plus it would be sad - also - I couldn't!

This song I taped reminds me of Steph - it's true (the song):

Lonestar - Amazed By You

To me going out with Steph is like a hobby -

I enjoy doing it - but not finishing doing it.

I don't do it ALL the time but I do it regularly.

She has invited me up over the holidays but I don't know whether I should go up because if I do it I will be putty in her hands. I like her so much I'd do near enough anything for her. I mean for God sake I'd fuckin die for her yet she doesn't realise how much she means to me - she should like, cuz I've been out with her about 5 times in 6 months. I mean for fuck sake! It's like no matter what she does I still fancy the arse off her. Jesus if she went and had a mother fucking sex change I'd probably still fancy her!!! I know that if she clicked her fingers I'd come running to see what she wants.

If I went up over the holidays I'd probably be unable to help chatting her up and feeling her up - if I did, we'd get together and then she'd finish me. What I'm debating now is whether the time between starting going out with her and being finished by her is worth the humiliation and heartbreak (I'm surprised I've got enough heart left to break - the amount of times Steph's already broke it).

I personally don't think I deserve her. I'm always skint, don't see her all the time, and aren't there for her all the time. I cud be perfect if I won the lottery and moved house to next door to her, or even better - in with her. She is perfect. She has a perfect body, a great personality, and great looks. I get on with her family - "all" her family which is not the easiest part of having a relationship - (getting to meet and impress their parents).

They are sound and even her little sister could be worse. I could spend my life with her easily - if she'd let me (Steph not Sophie (Steph's sister)).

Grow up, get a fly car liked a souped up Subaru Imprezza or Hyundai Coupe, get a big house dead smart inside, widescreen TV, DVD player, latest console, loadsa games n everything. Cud have Steph by my side as my wife, 2 kids, one boy, one girl and a fantastic sex life in a king size bed - smooth. Oh yeah and a wallet fulla dosh.

That's my ultimate dream - screw world peace, screw no death - that's what I would wish for.

L8rs.

P.S. Easters tomorrow! Painted Christine's room today - take it from me, that's hard. It's a surprise for when she comes back from her foster carers.

DD #16

Last day of the week.

Had me arm reinforced in plaster cuz me plaster was fallin apart.

I've won my 2nd consecutive league with Juventus on Fifa 2002 and am 6th with Arsenal on LMA Manager 2002 with a whole (nearly) new team like.

Avin a top-up next weekend. I need it.

2day was target setting day and I had great targets and grades. Sound as.

Eastenders is on in half hour and TOTP's is on now so c you l8r.

DD #15

Why isn't anything straightforward with me? There I was thinking I was going to the hospital yesterday to have a proper cast on then coming home, when suddenly boom everything goes wrong.

I got there and sat for about 20 mins before I was seen by a consultant who said that the end of my bone which had broke off had turned about 15° from where it was supposed to be, so I had to have it put right. I waited for another man to check me out and make sure there was a bed free. There was. I went up to Ward 20 with a porter and stayed there. They told me they wanted a sample of my urine in a cardboard style bottle, I was like what?!?

I was shaved where everything was and had my blood pressure and temperature taken. Dad went down Mum's to tell her what was happening and I sat and watched Family Fortunes before given a Gameboy with dead batteries in. I had to starve for 6 hours before I went to theatre, so I couldn't have no dinner. I watched The Grinch, pretty lame, but as bit funny. Then I got them a sample, then sat talking to Dominique from across the ward.

Then some stupid woman came in and drew a black arrow on my left arm. Smooth. I had two blobs of 'magic' cream on my hand and inside of my elbow to numb the area for a 'tap'. I had a little name bracelet on so they didn't lose me, and got changed into an NHS gown. 

I got taken down to theatre on my bed with my dad who got dressed up like a doctor. Well worth all the pain. Then I had a tap put on which is a device so they can inject me to get me to sleep. Only they couldn't find a vein and ended up gassing me to put the tap in.

When I woke up they had finished (good job) and I had a hard white cast on. I was knackered and fell back asleep almost instantly. When I was back up on the ward I had my arm in a brace thing to stop the swelling then fell back asleep. I woke up at about 7pm and was told if I could eat and drink without being sick and go the loo before 8:30pm then I could go home. If not then I would have to stay in overnight. I managed and came home. 1st though I went my mums and had some spaghetti and sausage on toast.

Got home in pain and fell asleep.

A bit longer than just having a proper cast on, eh?

Got the day off though cause I'm knackered so I don't care.

DD #14

Soz I haven't been writing for a while but I've had things on my mind.

I did my mock SAT's the other week and did good on them. Top in English and joint top in Woodwork technology.

Webby's been away for ages. I don't know what's up with him. He might be on holiday but it's not like him to go without boasting about it.

I haven't got me appointment yet but I've got to go up hospital tomorrow to have a plaster cast on. Because Webby's away I stood in for him in the City Championships Basketball Final at Fenton Manor (Thurs 28/02/2002) and broke my left wrist. Bitch.

Amanda Higginbotham still has the fittest ass ever. I so want to get my hands all over it. Shame about the face. Luckily I can still move my left arm so I can still have a feel!

Txt Steph today to wish her a happy birthday. She's in Wales for a week. Lucky git.

I can't think of much else apart from that Jackass a t.v. programme is well funny and that I am a jackass.

C u soon.

DD #13

How r u?

We're all off school at the moment.

I've bought Music 2000 - classic. Watched 'The Wedding Singer', 'MI:2', and 'The Perfect Storm' today.

Adam Sandler is the best comedian ever.

Fat Matt is a ManWoman.

My mouse (Burglar) that died sometime ago has just had his belongings sold to someone else. He died  on Friday 13th.

Stacey is retarded.

Terry is a moody git.

Dad's sound but is being sad.

Ang is normal - an evil saddo.

Matt is a ManWoman and deserves a kicking.

Apparently in March I should go the hospital. I should have my appointment.

C u soon.

DD #12

Today was fucked.

Dave bobbed agen n we ad sum play at skool which I ended up getting sum shit about.

Gaz John told me fuck my mum so I grabbed him n jabbed him in the face. Now apparently half the population of Chell Heath are after me. Kev Davies - Gazes cousin n Gary Rogers n Will Condliffe n every other gay mother fucker in the world. Fuckin gays.

Now I am watchin me back 24-7. But... I don't give a fuck cuz at the moment if ne1 hit me, I'd kill the fucker.

C u l8r.

DD #11

I sed I cud go through d shit of being finished by Steph and I ave. I don't like Steph nemore (why do I feel like a parrot?) That was a week ago though.

I ave borrowed Driver off CJ n he's borrowed Zelda off me. THPS3 is gettin easier by the minute.

Juventus r 2 gud 4 d Serie A - they just keep winning!!!

Stacey is a tramp. She just borrows CD's as she feels. Fuckin ho.

Went d Faraday Lecture d otha day n got there late. We woz on d coach late n then sum1 potted d window with a brick n cut sum1's face open. We ad wait 4 another coach n d police. Wot a fuckin joke.

I've just been dossin n playin on d PS.

I've got a new best song now. Afroman - Crazy Rap, but DJ Alligator Project is gud 2.

I'm avin Music 2000 next weekend hopefully cuz I ave got enuff money.

Not alot else happening at skool. Closed Miss Chandock cuz it woz none school uniform day n she told me take me jacket off cuz its wear wot u want, not wear ur coat all day too which I replied wot if I want 2 wear my coat? Closed.

I'll c u l8r cuz I'm nackered n conna fink of ne fing else 2 say.

DD #10

How r u?

Some knob has just foned me from some other country asking for Don! 01325240410

Unless it's from some other county in England.

Enriko Inglesias - Hero is brilliant. Class song - reminds me of Steph.

Mr Howes is a dick. I'm sick of having piles of maths hw off him. The cheesy dick.

I want Steph to be mine forever.

I've been kickin' ass on FIFA 2002 on the PS1 with Juventus. Top of the league easily mate.

DD #9

I can go through the grief of being finished by Steph again. I suppose that's why I'm going back out with her. I am holding a picture of her with me now as I write this. I really love her and wouldn't mind spending my life with her. Although I am going out with her now, I still miss her.

Give up readin the Lord of the Rings for now.

Completed THPS3 with 4 people. 

DJ Alligator Project - The Whistle Song (Blow My Whistle Bitch) kicks ass.

Music 2000 kicks ass - got a demo n now I want the game. 

I really miss Steph.

As soon as summer or spring come and it's light at night it will be ace cuz I can go play footy on the Cathard with everyone, or play Manhunt on the fields, or round the block.

Mandy Higginbotham has turned into some kind of sex goddess. She's got a dead fit arse (not as fit as Steph's though) and she knows how to flaunt it.

I'm jumpin through the shower in a minute so I'm gonna have to go.

L8rs

DD #8

I don't like Steph as a friend n e more. I love her. Sophie is a bitch but Steph is fit. I want to spend my whole life with her. I wud luv 2 go with her like I used to but I cudn't go through the grief wen she finished me. Steph is fit. She sez she still likes me.

2day I went my 1st eva match live. I went 2 c Stoke vs QPR at the Brittania Stadium cuz I got 2 free tickets from school 4 doin hockey n swimming 4 the school. I sat with Nelly, Frosty, Dobo (gay boy), Dave Mann, and Ryan Mountford. Stoke lost 1-0 but so wot.

On the way home I went the wrong way and ended up walking along the side of the A500 on the grass! Got home alrite though.

No news bout me balls.

C u soon.

DD #7

I love Sophie Coster n agh um painful to admit to Steph Hand (still!).

Spent £100 bought Matt Hoffman Pro BMX (now complete), Weakest Link, Memory Card, Juventus Top, Pencil Case, some Crayola Crayons (36), a computer mag with a demo, n a top up card.

Back at school. Crap as usual.

PS2's rule. Grand Theft Auto 3 is amazing!!! (sneak down Webby's at dinner time to play on it).

No testicular cancer, just a fluid layer round my ball which needs to be drained with a needle - not nice at all but better than cancer. 

Raisa fancies me - urgh!

Seen Lord of the Rings Part 1 at the pictures n I must say it kicks ass. Now I'm readin the trilogy book.

Banned from the library for army crawling in through the Open Learning Centre locked door. Me and Butch opened the door when Miss Triner wasn't looking n crawled in and hid - proper pisser. Can't think of much else to say.

C u soon.

DD #6

It's the New Year! (well it has been 4 a while).

Got pissed out me 'ed on NY's eve - not. I had 2 WKD's - 1 blue and 1 Irn Bru, and 3 Reefs, Orange & Passionfruit, Apple & Mango, and Citrus & sumat or other. Stayed up till 4 drinkin n watchin Braveheart - wot a whupass film.